Real Madrid bunker thread

what went wrong bros and how do we fix this mess?

marcelo recently complained that this team wins too much.

coach sucks and were gonna get scammed with kane and hazard in the summer.

a candle...

bench ronaldo more and more, lower his selling price to 100mil so that an arab can grab him when he is not total shit in the eye of the public just yet.
Start bale, isco and ascensio. Sub between bale and benzema (just because there is no one else and benzema is unironically better than ronaldo because he isn't selfish). Ideally, just buy a new forward like hazard. Midfield looks ok. More focus on modric who is currently the best player in passing and defending. Navas must be sold for de gay or some other meme keeper. Should start using le meme pep tactic of buying defenders, because their defense is shit. Find replacement for ramos as he declines. Also tell marcelo to defend more. Buy more players to sit on bench as backup. Also get simeone or a coach who knows what he is doing, not just because he was a goat player.

Honeymoon period over. Zidane’s tactics exposed.

Lack of motivation running through team.

mbappe icardi KDB neyboy [3/4]

alonso, azpili & de gea

>mbop, KDB
forget about it, those won't happen
>alonso, azpili
will not really improve your team

basically you're fucked and when you finally replace tsu with nerman you're going to be as pathetically bent over for his every whim as you are bent over for tsu right now

This team Is so trash I think It'll get regulated after Ronaldo retires or goes too an another team. Based Messi all the way

UNA

nice attempt at cringe, effortposter

a fuckin leaf

>cristiano
>bale
>benzema
>modric
>kroos
>ramos
>marcelo
all these need to be replaced now or soon, and the players benched don't seem to be good enough

they need to spend 1000m to be competitive again

>come home after a long, hard day of planning jihad
>find you forgot to close your goat wife's pen and she ran away
>Madrid will be 21 points back in league when Barcelona win tomorrow
>Madrid is eliminated from the Copa del Rey
>Madrid is facing almost certain elimination from CL at the hands of PSG
>can't even get drunk because it is haram
>seek refuge in Madrid bunker thread
>find an animated Japanese middle school girl pointing and laughing at you

>Barcelona
>Winning in Espanyol

lmao

Literally had a fantastic game but lots of wasted chances. Then >we were about to win 2-1 but Varane once again had a stupid mistake that cost >us 2 points.

poo

Ronaldo OUT
Ibe IN
Zidane OUT
Tuchel IN

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN ESPAÑOL? ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

Buen intento negro

everyone stop talking about neymar to real. its not going to happen. you think qatar will let their prized jewel just leave like that? when you work for the arab mob, you don't leave until they're done with you. they will kidnap his dad and put his sister on a bangbus if he steps too far out of line.

anyway, real can save their season by getting past psg, which they probably will. it's not that bad.

JUST BUY HAZARD ALREADY FUCK

seriously though someone help >us get rid of both him and courtois

buy hazard and lewandowski, and a left back