Successful Coup

Just a reminder that if you ever conduct a COUP you need to KILL the civilians who appose you.

(It starts with) one thing

>you try to rise up in the Great Armed T*rkroach Struggle for Truth, Justice and Happiness
>you get your ass handed by Bilal the binman

I DON'T KNOW WHY

tfw you start a coup, but forget to turn off the electricity and catch the president

This makes me laugh my ass off though. Turkroaches always come on this board bragging about their military might and their military got BTFO by a bunch of civilians. Lawl turkroaches are even more laughably pathetic now.

not true, but since americans are pretty much niggers, this is what you do every time you push a coup down some cunts throat. kill like nigers

>Star a coup on a Friday night when everybody is still awake and pumped up for the weekend anyway
>fail to kill or capture the president even though his plane is clearly visible on publically acessible platforms like flightradar
>don't have the balls to disperse crowds by firing on them
>the people will supprt our beace gouncil :D:D:D:D:D:D

Granted, they fired on civilians in Ankara but looks like nobody had the balls to do it in Istanbul.

JUST

>appose

How can our education system suck so bad when we throw so much money at it?

>erdogan circles around turkey
>few jets fly low over ankara
>not shooting erdogans jet

the noble soldiers of the army did not partake in the coup.
the conscripts that were fooled, quickly abandoned it.

The ones that remained and continued to shoot are traitors, deserve everything they get.

Just looking at that fearful face gets me tingly, knowing that that treasonous dog who shot his own people and attempted to burn his own nation is getting decimated by the citizenry.

This is justice, this is greatness.

It doesn't even matter how hard ya' try

not sure if bait or retarded

this was a small faction, not the entire military

why do turks have 2 different kinds of blood?

It's a simple grammer mistake stop being such an autist.

i dont know why, it doesnt even matter how hard you try

Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme

Why hasn't anyone done a JUST shoop of this guy yet?

That was the point of this thread, I'm waiting for a fellow user to do it, it's the perfect candidate right after this clown

When you're up against CIA himself you have no chance of victory regardless of what you do.

You need to use meme magic to conjure a Big Guy

Because Turkey is the Mexico of Europe

Spelling mistake, actually.

Slap the JUST hair on him. Or the younger one with the big nose, heck do em both. I don't give a hoot.

>have an entire arsenal with fighter jets and choppers at your disposal

>barely use it

top lel

to explain in due time

how can someone armed with tanks can lose to unarmed civilians?

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The coup leaders needed to ensure that they killed or captured the president and prime minister within the first moments of the coup. Whoever orchestrated that coup are bungling idiots who deserve to be dead today because their failure just gave Erdogan the impetus to drastically centralize his power and authority. Turkey will now be a fascist caliphate of the radical islam movement, thanks to the incompetent dim-witted morons in the Turkish army.

>coup
Yeah, right, more like false flag attack, now Erdogan can tell he was attacked, injured, but stand strong and convert turkish republic in second ottoman empire.

Honest question.

What happened with them after Meteora?

Starting with Minutes to Midnight, they completely changed what they were doing to be more safe and boring.

At least Reanimation was fun.

Who is that?

The ones that follow ataturk's legacy till the end are traitors?
Enjoy your islamic sharia law dictatorship.

no brendan fraser haircut and eyes?

I imagine it's a fragile situation.
You launch a coup and you want people to see you as the good guys, otherwise you're just worse than whoever you're replacing.
Of course pro-regime people will come out and fuck with you but if you kill them, everyone will see you as an evil force that doesn't care about human life. Even if you succeed, good luck explaining that one to the populace afterwards - "Yeah so uhh we HAD to kill those 400+ civilians because they were in the way and didn't immediately support our coup that came out of fucking nowhere"
But if you let them walk all over you, you're also fucked.

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Atarurk is a traitor to Suleiman and his dream of conquering the world in the name of Allah

False flag.
They told the poor boys that it was a big fire on the bridge/a training exercise.

Then erdo fanboys came and beat/killed/lynched them.
Great disrespect for army, shoot all akp pigs

evil always wins because good is dumb

seriously they could have slaughtered thousands of mudslimes but nooooo

your military already proved muslims cannot fight for shit in wars, even when armed with jets tanks and guns

Chechnians need to be genocided.

this was like 0,02% of the Army, either truly gulens few men or just a few guys ordered with lies false flagging.

I mean Erdogan was circling for hours in his plane, and turkey has a shitload of f16 and nobody hurt him. really?

They've always been shit
>I'm sad
>nobody likes me
>cutting my wrists
Real wussy shit

Can't you see that he is sorry

All I knowwww

those jets are pro-erdogan, they're from the navy.

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Thank you lad.

I'M STANDING ON THE ROOF TOP READY TO FALL

just a reminder that if the coup killed all the opposing citizens there would be no country left to govern after the dust settles because the nation is full of savages who want sharia rule

t. Ahmed bin Muttalip

top kek

>Poor little cockroach

Hello from Brugues my dear friends

>Getting caught
>Not part of their plan

*record scratch*

RULE WITH AN IRON FIST WITH MILLIONS OF APOSTLES DEAD.

dont start shooting

Why has the concept of total war been lost.

I TRIED SO HARD

Was getting caught part of their plan?

>REMINDER PARTISANS ARE NOT CIVILIANS
>REMINDER DURING MARTIAL LAW YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS

you write like a fucking schizophrenic

so much grandiose talk

im fucking a turkish girl, btw, nice metallic smelling puss on that lady

*freeze frame*

Just a reminder you can't spell

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>A few thousand soldiers try to conduct a coup against a government that, despite everything, is popular
>Wonder why they didn't escalate the situation by shooting civilians

because whiny little faggot beta males

"You're probably wondering how I got into this situation..."

Relax, I haven't studied grammar that much because i'm a math major.

found the sand niggers everybody

Kek of the day :D :D

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This is the perception that forced them to change. Everyone calling them whiny.

Then they actually turned to shit.

This is why you never ever let your fans influence your music.

>fans are retarded
>ignore why you're popular to begin with

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>needs to study to know how to spell oppose

holy fuck take that flag off

If you go to war wearing military uniform you can't consider your opponents as human. You to demonize them and you have to not hesitate and kill them. The army had all kinds of artillery and air support that would have cleared the bridge with ease. This event is a disgrace to military operations.

did you mean "grammar" user, you fucking idiot

>killing randos

>not just assassinating lead members of a party

STUPID STUPID STUPID

>wanting a country where you didnt kill all the randos supporting your opposition

sorry, kid. time to grow up. you want these types of people dead.

trolled hard

this guy is pretty much reason why coups existed in turkish history.

>civilians

jihadists are not that

HAHA TURKROACH you guys are all scum and pathetic

Incorrect, that's many steps down the line and ultimately why this coup failed.

The general public shouldn't even know what's going on before you've seized power and started shutting down facilities that can rally pro government support.

Muslims r not civilians - they were called to jihad

you need to start with killing the guy on top and use military just to prevent the immediate retaliation

> i was only pretending

ya

>can't spell oppose or grammar

JUST

because whats the point of a coup to improve your nation if you destroy it?

freedom ain't free.

How is the Revolutionary War an example of total war?

Or are you just waving unrelated imagery around to feel cool?

>1 RAID antidote has been deposited in your nest

are you an autist?

Note to self: get bigger army for coup.

Ok thanks, important note taking here. Pic completely unrelated.

Gulen and his 20 good men

kill yourself

You are assuming this was not a false flag by Erdogan to further legitimize his power grab.

thanks for the tip, will come in handy when I start my own coup in 3 months