Official Sup Forums Bathurst thread: 3

Halfway through...

pls no bully SVG

Owned yet again...

Based Mick

ALRIGHT BOIZ IM AT THE TAKEAWAY, WHAT DOES EVERYONE WANT

Who would win?
>a damp painted line
>Mick Doohan

gimme a number 9, large

Spiciest hot wings they do and some fried breaded jalapenos.

Mick "look" Doohan

Some calamari rings, pls m8.

Number 2with black bean sauce
Number 19 with noodles

DED SNEK

rip snek ;~;

It’s all happening

SNAKE?!

SNEK NO

Hahhahahah fuck you Morris cunt

SNEK?!?

FIRE
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SNEK HAS FIRE

HAHAHA great fire extinguisher usage

>snek ded
breaking open the suicide kit. this isn't worth living for

>this fucking marshall with the extinguisher

Fire on the other side. Better spray the wrong side

>fire fighting is a fat cunt in a t-shirt 20' away
Australia pls

>idiot marshal just spraying the hood with the fire extinguisher

Alpha male takes charge. Fukkin pussies

yes yes just keep spraying on the part of the car not on fire, that'll do it

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>Not spraying at the base of the flames

mick "17 pieces leg" doohan

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Trained not to go onto the track, mate.

> women
> beta male

Paul had to take charge. Only 1 out of 3 had a brain

just ban marc cars. Every year they shit up the race and it is just a confusing endeavor in general.

>women in charge of fire extinguishers

wow, total shitshow

>fat, disabled wymyn safety worker
>doesn't know how to use fire extinguisher
Has feminism gone too far?

>spraying the fucking road

THE DAY OF THE GRILL ALL BURGER CARS DED

>drivers goes to put out the fire
>leaves his gloves over the wall

You'd think track marshals would be living for this moment...then they fuck it up big time.

Those marshals won't be allowed to enter the track, you ignorant fucks

>no hi-vis
>no nomex

punished snek

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Hey cunt, I never said the woman should go out and get burnt, I was making fun of how worthless it is to not have someone who can actually put out the fire properly around.

That can't be correct. In what universe do marshalls not go on track?

That doesnt excuse not knowing how to use a fire extinguisher and which direction to point it.

WOBBLER

Which is even more stupid, why have a worker with a fire extinguisher if they're not allowed to go where the fires are going to be?

>snek ded
>lambo ded

FUCK this race

Still doesn't make sense to waste the fire extinguishers by starting it all on the hood/track

So why isn't there a marshal in nomex and hi-vis at the specific marshal station you're supposed to stop at when you have a fire?

The one with 35% commercial breaks and equally jewish insurance companies, aka, America and Australia.

> left side fire
> spray right side hood

snek not ded

I saw some on track picking up debris

Bentley are still going though, right?

>debris

PUT IT OUT

>the specific marshal station you're supposed to stop at when you have a fire

>implying Paul Fucking Morris would ever stop at the correct spot

>shitty drone cam instead of sick helicopter shot

Marshalls here are definitely allowed on track to deal with crashed cars.

what did she mean by this?

you're watching Great Value LeMans
what do you expect?

All the choppers are busy en route to New Zealand for the annexation on Monday.

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BOP GOD SPOTTED

IF AN AMG WINS NOW YOU KNOW WHY

BRAAAAP

The universe where marshals don't get fucking killed.

stop fucking stop I sides can't handle this

So what ended up happening with the snek?

I thought she did an Okay job, she couldn't really spray the left tyre from high up on the right side. Leave this lady alone

There's a difference of a few degrees between safety crews under safety car and corner workers under local yellow.

>those first 2 seconds

It farted fire
Stopped
Farted fire again
The drove off

crawled back into the snake pit

Formula One season
>How good are these Monaco marshalls
>standing 10cm away from cars on the side of the road

Australia
>A car on fire? Sorry mate sort it yourself

motherfucker doesn't even have a shovel for his bucket of sand. what the hell is going on down there

So not only do they have womyn losing control of floppy hoses, but also a walking beach ball throwing out absorbant.

>le bet on this car to win RIGHT NOW face

Nigga they don't even have a debris fence.

>exploiting dumb, broke ass African illegal aliens to do your race marshal work because they don't know any better

In fairness, in F1 many marshals are paid and flown from race to race so have huge amounts of experience. In Australia pretty much all of them are volunteers with fuck all training....and it shows.

Is this AMG driving instructor guy a real human?

W E W
E
W

>don't worry about breaking your back putting out flames
>take your time

pure kino. All the safety cars were worth this single perfect moment.

GO AND BUY AN AMG
SIGN THE FORMS

>try to be funny past 2 am by reenacting the viper
flames
>set your tiny snek model on fire
>manage to melt the windshield like the retard you are

Someone post the cunts at that corner trying to tow the car SVG parked in the middle of the track by the plastic grille last year

AND DON'T FORGET TO GO VISIT BATHURST

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what can one be paid for marshalling?

christ that was funny

this makes me cringe
it's like that ice skate scene from castaway

Underrated post.

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