How did he get so many girlfriends?
How did he get so many girlfriends?
Adam Davis
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Adrian Edwards
confidence
Kayden Diaz
"I work for the Yankees"
"Can we meet all the players?!"
"Uhhhh sure"
Daniel Scott
He was a fictional character on a fictional television program and the writers decided to give him fictional gfs
Brody Mitchell
No internet
Thomas Miller
It was a different time.
Nathan Ramirez
Just enough charisma and stability to get a few dates, but never enough to make relationships that last well. Thus, the comedic antics.
Blake Perry
He wasn't shut in, had friends, lies.
Lincoln Gutierrez
Does George have a big dick?
Michael Roberts
What was so different about it?
Robert Evans
superior jewish genes
Matthew Collins
He's Jewish?
Chase Lee
All the main cast are Jews.
Jaxon Adams
He was a bad boy. Chicks love the bad boy.
Carson Mitchell
Jewish writers/ Jewish power fantasies.
Christopher Anderson
He was written that way
Elijah Price
because he wasn't a pussy who is afraid of rejection and went after those hos
Luis Sanders
Even Kramer?
Cameron Brown
His name was Kramer for fucks sake
Nathaniel Miller
how many STD's did they each get?
Samuel Smith
That was one thing I didn't like about Seinfeld. All the different girlfriends and boyfriends the main characters got seemed so unrealistic.
Lucas Gomez
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Dominic Evans
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Nathaniel Cooper
>massive panguses
I have never heard that before
Hudson Myers
>tfw no Elaine gf
Cooper Nguyen
Connor Ward
Unrealistic for a basement-dweller pussies like us, user. Besides jews---->$$$
Joseph Reed
less blacks
Evan Rivera
good looking
job
friends with a famous comedian
Julian Cook
Back then all you had to do to be considered white was not be black.
Daniel Flores
Did he? George seemed like he dated a normal amount for a guy in his 30's living in NYC.
Benjamin Thompson
Or Irish.
Carter Scott
he had confidence, was a creative/ingenious liar and had the balls to commit to his lies
Jaxon Lee
plus he ate ass, which wasn't mainstream in the 90's yet so it gave him an edge
Elijah Collins
shrinkage
Oliver Richardson
Not after he gets out of the pool
Connor Watson
He's Larry David's self insert
Charles Hernandez
George was not good looking. Larry David isn't good looking either.
Ryder Cook
He did the opposite.
Easton Carter
A lesson for all of us.
Chase Evans
Pretty much it, he kept throwing himself out there because he didn't give a shit. It's a numbers game at that point.
Alexander Diaz
He was based off the guy who wrote the show
Robert Allen
He actually asked them out.
Adrian Mitchell
He do you ask out a grill?
Nathaniel Roberts
notify her that you are the official pussy inspector
Tyler Hall
>complain about no gf
>never asked a girl out
It's like complaining about not having a job when you haven't applied to any.
Caleb Jones
Depends whether you're in high school, college, or the real world.
Leo Davis
Yeah if you're all growned up, you pretty much ask them out at the end of the initial interaction because you know that's the only chance to connect. In the real world, people get pretty isolated so they have to seize every chance. There's no cozying up to a girl over the course of months in class.
Nathan White
How do I convince my wife to let me have a gf?
Tyler Lopez
Also rejection is tons easier to deal with since you never have to see that person again. She could be saying no for an infinite number of reasons that aren't because she finds you repulsive. It's just a numbers game.
Nathaniel Cook
Michael Richards isn't, Jews got pissed at him for lying about being a Jew years ago.
Also Kramer isn't, he's uncircumcised and strongly and vocally opposed to circumcision.
Brayden Williams
Considering one year he was engaged he averages around 7-8 people dated a year.
For a single man in his 30s, with a job living in Manhattan I'd say that's about par.
Connor Phillips
Let her have a bull.
Be warned, open relationships rarely end well for the male.
Anthony Sanders
She would just dump you for not putting a "!" on her phone message
Adam Perry
Yeah because women get hit on all the time whereas men have to seek it out. In an open relationship, all the woman has to do is accept the first offer she gets, it'll probably be in the same week. Whereas a man will have to go actively hit on tons of women.
This is also why men are more faithful in relationships. Not because they're better people, but because most stop hitting on other women. But the woman can't control other men hitting on her, so she's exposed to temptation more often.
Cooper Perez
NYC is a big fuckin' city and he (usually) had a good job. That's literally it.
Hudson Lewis
Jerry: Whadda ya mean you broke up with her on facebook?
George: I changed my status!
Jerry: You didn't even text her?
George: No Jerry! I changed it from in relationship to single, she'll get the notification! Bang, it's done!
Elaine: Ugh, sorry I'm late, I couldn't find an uber. What's going on?
Jerry: George broke up with the girl he met on tinder by changing his facebook status
Elaine: My last tinder date didn't go so well. He didn't even have netflix, he wanted us to watch a YIFY movie on VLC!
Kramer: A:10 V:10! My boy YIFY always delivers!
Aaron Rogers
hes a big guy
Ryder Hall
Perfect. Read it exactly in their voice.
Tyler Watson
STD's weren't invented until we all inhaled the dust from 9/11
Now, I know what your thinking: AIDs
Well HIV doesn't cause AIDs
Josiah Sullivan
jery get ipad
Luke Hill
kek