Kekism

The recent happenings are making me believe more and more in our lord and saviour Kekius Maximus Christ. Is there a way to worship our divine lord? Does a Book of Kek exist? We should start a religion worshipping The holy Kek Worldwilde to bring forth the happenings. Last night was a testament to keks unbridled power I Swear allegiance to The Kek and all his disciples. Hail kek. May the happenings begin.
>Kek General.

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Kek is a lie

No he isn't, heretic.
Praise the Gods.

Delete this now!

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>Yehoshua Ben Zona
>Ben Zona
Really Aaron?!
This again?!
The Goyim deserve better

kek shall grant me dubs to prove his existence

Are you questioning Kek's supremacy and infinite intelligence in choosing his disciples, jew?
Heretic, you shall burn at the stake with the rest of the naysayers.

Here.

KEK IS THE GREATEST

The book of Kek is all the collected posts on Sup Forums. In every shitpost there is wisdom and mystery. Verses with repeating digits hold strong powers. It is known.

Kek speaks inly through dubs.
Sup Forums is his chosen board, we are his chosen shitposters

Dedicate digits to him and praise him in happenings threads. I think this is all, anything else is plebbit tier

We are keks chosen people everyone else is absolutely goyim

FOR A NEW EGYPT

>we are KEK's Chosen

KEK is Love
KEK is Wisdom
KEK is Happening

Praise to the Future Board /KEK/!

In the darkest of times we will come together
Our memes will bring us as one and give us strength

PRAISE HIM.

that numarals

>2

2 nights ago my friends and I decided to roll dice out of boredom and conversation, I predicted the 2 on a d6 roll and made a big deal out of it, talking about possibilities and universes and such. I talked about how in other realities it would not be a 2, and that this was the reality of 2 (for me, at least). My friend rolled the dice only once.

It was a 2.

To be fair, Jesus is the only messiah. No one here actually worships Kek. Its just a meme to get digits. Happenings are occurring at alarming rates though

>No one here actually worships Kek
Are you retarded?

PRAIS KEK

What the fuck is this autistic trash. Fuck off if you are to immature to talk on Sup Forums about actual fucking politics. This "Lord Kek" meme complete degrades any rationality behing movements like Brexit or voting in Trump, your making all of us a laughing stock. And especially from you Israel, very disappointing.

Lurk longer.

>Sees flag
>Disregards post

Praise Kek!

ironically some do but its just meme bullshit

You know Kek is real yet you deny Him and his glorious happenings. Accept Him into your heart and he will enrich your life in so many different ways

>Some
ALL KEKISTS BELIEVE IN KEK YOU FOOL.
IT IS NOT A MEME ANYMORE, HERETIC.

The Happening of happenings is coming soon, anons. This is KeK's only warning.

fuck dropped the dubs. Here ya go

12 yr olds on pol sheesh

I worshipped Kek yesterday by saving 3 frogs from certain death, and the Turkish coup happened. And I saved another frog right before the BLM shooting spree in Dallas. PRAISE KEK.

THE POWER OF KEK COMPELS YOU

Problem, abo?

Dubs denies your claim

kek is a dumb world of warcraft joke

i bring a message for you my fellow polacs

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That spiral on the left is the twisted pairs you find in an ethernet cable. Truly prophetic.

Believing in kek is... Um.. Really dumb, you guys. Have you even read the Koran? You'd be surprised how much meaning is in there if you'd just give it a chance.

Look up The Emerald Tablet
The Kybalion
The Poemander.

So what happens when someone actually forms a church of kek

Plus you need commandments
1. Kek above all
2. Kek is reason for all happenings
3. Kek has a plan
4. Kek is full of laughter
Cont?

My repeaters fortell of a nuclear blast in a major city.

Grant us this happening lord kek

You were playing Dungeons and Dragons or something like that weren't you.

5. Kek is love
6. Kek is life
7. Kek is wisdom
8. Kek is pleased with tribute
9. Kek will wash away scum
10. Through kek all things are possible

Check my digits

Kek is ONE of many Gods

The allegory of this image is that kek fats an atomic bomb, and his dick is like a rocket ship, planting his seed throughout the universe.

Making a church about kek is the wrong way to go about it.

Kek works not because of its order, But its lack there off. There shouldn't be a caste system, Or a doctrine, Or leaders or even a building or structure.

Worship of kek is like the druids of old, It's worship in its primal form. Of eclectic groups gathering and chanting strange esoteric rhythms about the world.

Except the gatherings occur at these boards, The praise we give are the memes.

Express Kek exactly as we do now, In his rawest form.

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