If Tom Brady was undecided, he would be Tom Maybe

[Luke Smith]

If Tom Brady was undecided, he would be Tom Maybe.

[Hunter Russell]

If Tom Brady wasn't a coward, he would've been 19-0

[Alexander Taylor]

If Aaron Hernandez was a decent human being, him and that black guy would still be alive.

[Cooper Carter]

those don’t rhyme

[Jaxson Brown]

>not coordinating the final non-schwa syllabic nucleus and coda

ffs

[Kevin Miller]

If Tom Brady was unscrupulous, he'd be Tom Shady

Oh, wait...

[Andrew Richardson]

If Tom Brady was a baker, he would be Tom Bread.

[Owen Barnes]

If Tom Brady was gay, he would be Tom Brady.

[Jeremiah Watson]

depends on your definition of a rhyme.

the last vowel sound is the same in both

[Jack Morales]

If Tom Brady had to rescue Persephone, he’d be Tom Hades.

[Christian Adams]

If Tom Brady had any balls he wouldn't be Tom Lady

[Blake Davis]

If Tom Brady was an islander he would be Tom Haiti

[Wyatt Gutierrez]

Anyone in here Peyton

Be honest

[Hudson Nelson]

If Tom Brady was any older, he'd be Tom BrAARP.

[Dominic Campbell]

If Tom Brady was a draw bridge, he’d be Tom Gatey.

[Henry Gonzalez]

your knowledge of Greek mythology is awful

[Kayden James]

If your mother died from cancer she's Mom Brady

[Evan Williams]

Your knowledge of Tom Brady is sub-par

[Tyler Moore]

...

[Grayson Howard]

The non-standing is racial hostility to whites

[Jack Gray]

Tom Brady should've married a girl called Brady Thomson.