Would you fuck Greta Thunberg

Would you fuck Greta Thunberg

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Nope.

Does she have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?

Yes.

Yes

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When shes legal, absokuteky. And yes im drunk.

I lovebher face. Great formfacial.

Yes! I’ve been fapping to her. Thought I was the only one.

I want to see this little piglet bounce up and down on my cock.

You are not alone.

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> When shes legal
She's 16 so legal in most parts of the world including Europe.
And not too ugly as well. Can't hurt to fill her up...

I would fill her ass, then finish on her face and rub it allnover over her tits.


She has cosnecent locally but jit no lsgal yet.

Bump

She’s got nice pokies

I wonder if she gets a headache from scowling so much? :(

In a heartbeat

Hell yes

You should see a doctor. Cuming to fast

Saves time. Can't see my face before I cum and get out of there before they realize I'm in my forties.

Uhm, noo!

I like how u think.

In reality, no. If you sneeze within 100 feet of her, 20 years from now when she's desperate for more Gibz she's going to MeToo your ass. If you actually fuck her, you're going to get leeched dry and hung by the public so she can get a few more dollars.
Conceptually? Yeah definitely. The idea of just devastating her smug little face, like imagine the face she would make when you ass rape her. Fucking delicious. Plus shes what like, 17? Why wouldnt you want to fuck a teenager, the only time a woman's life matters.

lol her face when I ask her if shes hard

Really guys? She's a teenager but you hate her because she is smarter than you. You dumb dumb dumb motherfuckers.

Yeah nigger parroting what you’re told takes zero IQ points

and not a crumb of pussy was earned

Kill yourself

Agree with the teenager part but
>smarter than you
Speak for yourself dumb dumb dumb idiot

Dude you're drunk as fuck.

But I'd also fuck her of course.

I'm not attracted to autistic boys.

Smarter like... autistic savant? Is she a savant puppet? Is that possible?

>smarter than you
You, maybe. Not me.

Stop sexualizing girls you both disagree with and are way too old for. Thanks.

needs to get fucked

Imagine being in alabama with this preachy prissy mumble munchkin

You pull up to the candlewood suites in a fucking dodge challenger with aftermarket headers and parts that get you 6 miles per gallon

One rev of the engine and she's already getting inexplicably moist in her room from the sound of your massive fuel-guzzling V8 roadboat

You get out and take a minibike running on a 2-stroke lawnmower engine through the parking lot and into the lobby of the hotel because FUCK walking, we didn't invent internal combustion to scuttle around with our dicks in our hands

Moonwalk down the hallway to the elevator while turning every thermostat you see on full blast and spraying CFC-saturated aerosol air fresheners everywhere

Check your phone in the elevator and hit up your broker app really quick to buy a thousand more shares of exxon, bp, and shell stocks while shorting anything that has to do with solar and wind because solar panels look fucking gay and windmills are for dipshits

Reach Greta's floor, backflip into her door, breaking that shit down and sending splinters flying everywhere setting off fucking car alarms and barking dogs

Her primal scandinavian woman survival instinct kicks in and she immediately presents herself to you from all the viking raping and pillaging burned into her nordic DNA

You put a plastic non-biodegradable bag from walmart over her muppet face, set a rack of slow-smoked-over-charcoal barbecue ribs on the small of her back, and go to town, throwing the cleaned rib bones at the back of her stupid cantaloupe head in between thrusts

After blowing your load and covering the room in non-vegan protein, you wipe your monolithic dong on her priceless handmade native american uber-sustainable fairtrade honestly sourced hippie sweater

Jump out the fucking window into a Sprint Cup NASCAR and cover the hotel in black rubber as you burn out and blaze off into another american night

global warm deez nuts, bitch

yeah I stopped fapping to Lena Dunham a long time ago

I approve this message.

Yes. Completely yes.

i giggled, thanks user.

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