Does Sup Forums ever try and get in touch with celebrities online?

Does Sup Forums ever try and get in touch with celebrities online?

What an interesting question, user!

Thoughts everyone?

With MJH, or just in general?

Anyone.

she didn't turn out to be good looking

couldn't tell when she was a child, but that's how the news went...

I have been retweeted and liked by several celebrities
Does this count

Oh wow, how did you get their attention?

She became a Krazy Khrist Kuck and only does Churchshit these days

You're welcome in advance my good sirs and m'ladys
*tips my le fedora*

Sup Forums has taught me to bait
I am a master baiter

Back when I was like 17/18 I used to look up cute actresses in shitty low budget horror movies on facebook, because normally they'd have regular accounts.

I would send them random complimentary messages, normally it would peter out into nothing but I cybered with a few of them. It taught me to take chances.

a master baiter?... more like a MASTURBATOR if you ask me
#rekd

Which ones did you cyber with?

>i'm gay

It could have been much much worse. She aged more or less how you would expect. Still cute.

>>>/reddit/

She looks great, the only problem is that she waxed her arms. Other than that, amazing body, cute face, and a great dresser.

The main chick and side character chick from Dread, and one of the bully girls from Trick r Treat when it was still in distribution hell and only existed in screener form.

Oh yeah celebrities call me and text me all the time I know tons and tons of em

I text Jena Malone infrequently.
Of course, I've gone on several dates with her over the past 7 years, so that's why.

I fuck emma stone daily

Damn dude, you must have some serious email game. Shame you didn't meet them in real life.

I used to be in contact with loads of celebrities when I was a little kid. I'm not even kidding, we'd hang out all the time.

Usually cool older guys like Jimmy Savile, Rolf Harris, Bill Cosby, The guy from Ferris Bueller, Woody Allen and Gary Glitter.

Does she regret Neon Demon?

I got dating advice from Shane Jacobson once. He's probably not known at all overseas but he's a big guy in Australia.

His advice was good, but alas I'm ugly and uninteresting so I couldn't be helped.

Actors/Actresses rarely enjoy talking about their work in my experience, unless they've got nothing else.

The last thing she said to me was something like "Happy birthday, let's get dinner this weekend" but I wasn't in town, and that was last week.

Forever Malone

She has a kid and a fiance now, but it seems like she'd probably still sleep with me if we went out again.

>tfw I developed a years long internet 'frendship' with Barbara Crampton but never met her in person

Fpbp

Rekt

XD BTFO

>>>/Sup Forums/

I've chatted to Billy Corben (Cocaine Cowboys) and some non-famous (but good) actors before

I send rule34 of emma watson to emma watson's father and brother on facebook all the time

emma's private account is fb/minniemountain

it's pretty locked down but you can click on the likes on those two pictures and see who liked them, there you'll find Alex Watson's real account(her brother) and Christ Watson's real account(her father).

Also you can find her ex bff Sophie something there too

I met Emma once, but this was in 2011 or so, before she started campaigning to be feminist of the century or whatever.

you are doing god's work user.

and what was she like?

here's the thing, most of it ends up in their spam folders so I thought off an another way to annoy her. I just look up where she's at the time and look what timezone is there. Wait till it's like 3 AM and then start recovering her facebook account. She has it set up so when you try to recover it with your username it gives you an option for her to either get an e-mail or a text message with a code so she can prove it's herself really. I go with a 'send a code to my mobile' option and I do it like for 3 hours straight. If it didn't wake her up at least they will be like 700 texts from facebook by the time she wakes up.

It was just a little conversation I had at a premiere I got tickets for. She was nice enough. I had a much longer conversation about Manhattan with Ralph Fiennes and Liam Neeson, though. They were total bros, they bought me a drink at the cater bar even though I wasn't 21.

nice

hahahaha. i like you

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>and what was she like?
Other user here, but my father met her whereabouts in 2011 or so, at a dinner hosted by his boss, and somehow she was there too. Apparently she's smart enough, but really hates being stereotyped as "muh silly Hollywood actress", which I guess is why she's endorsed feminism to have more to her legacy than simply acting.

is this the weaponized autism i've heard so much about?

Are pornstars celebrities? Is yes then yes

what in the world

apex kek

sort yourself out m8, jesus christ

I love you user

I do it from time to time but I was really crazy about it like 3-4 years ago.

Still going to Sup Forums at that time(not always) so I would make threads where we would try and guess her password and shit like that

We also found her bf at the time, his playstation account and his dualingo account, the faggot was learning Russian(the jock bf), but nothing beyond that

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly

Autism: the moobie

A bunch of porn stars follow me on Instagram, my brother is a photographer and I've tagged along to some shoots he does with them and I guess some of them think I'm cute.

Lily Cade tried to rape me

I go to conventions and meet some famous people, it's not the same as in the wild, but it still interesting.

The only one I saw in public was the guy who was Hwang in Always Sunny.

you need to post the story user

fuck I love this place

isn't Lily Cade a lesbian? are you a gril? are you the one she spoke about raping in the interview with Cracked

That's not Russian in that picture, that's like Serbian or something

Are you the hippy faggot that put a baby in her?!

I tried to blackmail some celebrities from the fappening. Worked with only two, the others got exposed

No, but I was concerned for a while that I might've been the father, I've had unprotected sex with Jena dozens of times, and we've never talked about her being on the pill at all.

I did the math when she actually had her kid, and unless she delivered him at seven months, I fucked her when she was two months pregnant without knowing, and a few times after she had her son.

I haven't had sex with her since she's been officially engaged, but I did like 3 weeks before then.

Are you the user mad enough to recover all the private porn on Kate Beckinsale and Lily Mo Sheen (Lily Mo Beckinsale)'s private accounts?

I got a new, quite young teacher in law school yesterday, and after googling her it turns out she used to act in one of my country's most popular children's tv shows until 2011, and is still trying to act in music videos, plays, and low budget movies.

I wonder if she expected a student to discover it so quickly.

She did a straight scene once, gangbang in a movie theater or something

There isn't a whole lot of story to tell honestly

>at my brother's place, photoshoot going on, her and another girl
>I'm just sitting on the couch playing video games
>they're doing solos
>Lily comes in
>sits down on the couch beside me
>start shooting the breeze
>she gets a little handsy
>just kind of shrug it off
>have to go to the bathroom
>washing my hands
>door whips open behind me
>suddenly get thrust up against the mirror
>frozen with shock
>she's shhhing and crooning me, "just take it", that kind of thing
>try to shove her off, say I'll scream if she doesn't stop
>she calls my bluff, puts her hands down my pants
>scream "rape" at the top of my lungs
>she gets super serious and apologetic all of a sudden
>headbutt her in a panic
>shove her against the door and slap her
>she keeps apologising
>begs me not to tell anyone
>she starts shovelling handfuls of cash at me still asking me not to say anything
>tell her to go fuck herself
>storm out

I didn't tell my brother until the day after and he refuses to work with her now or anyone who's been on her site now. I tried the police but they treated it like a joke. It wasn't as bad as it could've been but I still felt pretty violated.

>are you a gril?
yeah with a vagina and everything.

I'm not a lesbian but I shave my head and some lesbians see that as an invitation

One time I tried contacting several actors and directors and stuff to obtain a copy of one of those lost shows because I reasoned that they may have a copy. No one answered except for a writer who told me he wanted it too but did not have it. It was actually a good story, everything I did to try get that show, and last time I posted it on Sup Forums an user found the show for me.

You're my hero if true desu

I've talked about her a lot in these kinds of threads.

Good on you user, I love femdom and yuri as much as the next man but that hideous monster should be blacklisted

Also obviously TITS OR GTFO

Why would you say you shave your head?
Killed it for me. Now I'm imagining she raping a cancer patient

Subststiane your claims

This is actually really depressing if true because she always seemed like one of the few lesbian porn stars who wasn't one of the totally insane Tumblr LGBTQWTFBBQ types but being a literal rapists is a little worse

I would never do that in a million years.
It would be very easy to find out my name and various other things about me if I ever posted anything personal.

I'm not an actor, but that's not the point.

If you read any interviews with her she's very much in the same line as those TumblrTards, she's described herself as a militant feminist in one interview

My father and his wife (ex wife since somewhere in the 80s, I forget the year) used to be in an open relationship and his wife used to be Jack Nicholson and Mick Jagger's lover and my father used to shack up with some other people (not sure which of them were celebrities, but I think one of them later became David Bowie's wife (Iman or something?). My father claims to have a strong dislike of her but AFAIK they hooked up anyway. In fact, there's pictures of them embracing on at least one of the days that it happened). Anjelica Huston got so butthurt about my dad's ex wife that she wrote about her in her autobiography.

Really? I picture a buzzcut. Which is hot to me.

Buzz cut women are a huge fetish for me but they're almost exclusively lesbians/feminists/degenerate neo-nazis

I just want a fairly normal buzz cut women to dom me

The best I've ever managed is my ex had an undercut

My dad is mates with Vinnie jones and although he's a bit of hard man he's a proper nice guy

Also my dad swears he saw Jude law kissing another man in the back of a hotel bar in London

My aunt lives beside Liam Neeson's mother. She's very well respected. Used to own a laundromat.

Thanks user. I know for a fact I'm not the only person it's happened to as well. It's so weird how these types kick up a big fuss about consent and all that and then go and do shit like this.

>Now I'm imagining she raping a cancer patient
Well, I'm in remission, but close enough I guess.

i was gonna draft leonard cohen a letter just saying thanks for the records, do you have any book reccs thinking since bowie had gone i probably didn't have much time left and then the fucker went and died the same week and i don't really have any other art-oriented heroes left so it doesn't seem worth it

i was facebook friends with j-law before she won the oscar

just wanted to say your films are KINO and we appreciate what you do

You tend to find the most outspoken people are usually very hypocritical (myself included)

Self hatred can be a very powerful motivator I've found

Please describe her body hair in great detail.

It depends. The first date I ever had with her was around ten years ago, we saw each other for a few months and then it was another year or two before I reconnected with her and we started our semi-regular thing.

In the times I've been with her she's been totally clean shaven, there's been times when she wasn't shaving her armpits, there's been times when she's kept a landing strip, other times when she's had a bit of a bush.

Her body changes a lot, too, sometimes she's close to being skinnyfat, other times she's very toned.

What about arms, nipples, and toes?

She has a normal amount of arm hair unless she has none. Normal hairless nipples. Normal toes.

I'm not a foot enthusiast, I wouldn't know what you're looking for specifically. She usually wears socks anyway.

>Normal hairless nipples.
That's not normal.

Is she a good fuck? Describe her in bed.

I got an answer from Julianne Moore on Twitter once.

yeah, it's serbian. I'm a serb.

Same

I fuck Aiden Gillan daily. He makes me do anal so he doesn't get pregnant.

She's very interesting. She's usually up for anything, any position and any hole. There's times when she's more aggressive than others. She does a few odd things, she gives really weird hand jobs, and I always thinks she gets a kick out of surprising me in the middle of foreplay and saying "Oh, I'm on my period."

She's the best cowgirl fuck I've ever had. Not so much when it comes to other positions, though. It always seems like she suddenly doesn't know what to do.

My brother has no hair on his chest at all.

What does her asshole look like? Did you ever stick your tongue in it? Ever had dirty anal with her?

I invite foootball players to my parties on facebook. they neve reply though

It looks pink.
Yes.
And no, I've never fucked an actress who didn't use enemas, and I'd be willing to bet the ones I've met and didn't fuck also use them. It seems almost as ubiquitous as doing yoga.

>socks in bed
eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww

You're a big guy

Yes, still waiting for an answer

>there's been times when she wasn't shaving her armpits
WHAT, ELABORATE ON THIS NOW.

Back when Milana was more an e-celeb we used to have a buyer of banter on Twitter, mostly the sp crew.

She was pretty chill, but got really pissed off when one guy found out her little sister's number and phoned her at home asking for nudes

I've never asked. I would assume she doesn't normally shave them or shaves them infrequently when she isn't working.

She's a very new age-y person, but that's in terms of actors, not regular people.