OFFICIAL CRYSTAL PALACE v NEWCASTLE UNITED MATCH THREAD

A battle of the ex-Liverpool managers takes place at Selhurst Park this afternoon as both Roy Hodgson and Rafa Benitez aim to get further away from the drop zone.

Kick-off at 2:15pm UK time.

Palarse: Hennessey, Kelly, Fosu-Mensah, Tomkins, van Aanholt, Townsend, Milivojevic (c), Cabaye, McArthur, Zaha, Benteke.
>Subs: Henry, Ward, Riedewald, Sakho, Souare, Lee, Sorloth.

Nuevocastillo: Darlow, Yedlin, Lascelles (c), Clark, Dummett, Ritchie, Shelvey, Diame, Kenedy, Perez, Gayle.
>Subs: Dubravka, Manquillo, Lejeune, Hayden, Merino, Atsu, Murphy.

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>de gay

>chelshit

>liverpool rejects are the stars of these shit clubs
kek

Gonna go with Palace taking it 1-0. They're pretty awful but Newcastle are pure garbage.

Will raffa be coaching chelsea next season?

new castle for me

STOP STARING BENTEKMEME REEEEE

hi friendos

a real striker would of done something with that ball

Signing neymar would improve this Newcastle side

3-1 palace, both defences are hot dogshit

heeeeeyo

They went with budget Neymar from Chelsea and he improved them already.

>I'm Here To Kop Some Trophies

bentekshit lmao

Benteke used to be great at villa, no idea why he's dropped so much

>three different clubs have paid £78 million for Christian Banterke

>english journalists

every part of that is hilarious

pretty good match so far

stadium is louder than old trafford

>de bruyne is the PL's best player
>benteke won nothing
>wenger never quit
>stones never joined chelsea
>australia lost the third test by 8 wickets

>WENGER: I panic about leaving Arsenal

is van dike the most expensive british record?

>There are """people""" in this country who, to this day, believe everything that english sports journalists write

for me its newcastle

weathermen have better predictions

youtube.com/watch?v=uqs1YXfdtGE

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Storm_of_1987

>palarse

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

KENEGOAT

Kenedy is our best player already ffs

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>woyes

DIAME
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Never had any doubt.

according to transfermarkt, in pounds:

1. Lukaku 76.2m
2. van Dijk 70.9m
3. De Bruyne 68.4m
4. Di Maria 67.5m
5. Keita* 67.5m
6. Laporte 58.5m
7. Aubameyang 57.3m
8. Sterling 56.2m
9. Morata 55.8m
10. Martial 54.0m

DIAMAYY
>that defending

>Pisstal Palarse

Sooner this joke of a team get relegated the better

Haway lads finish off these cockney bastards

Based Rafa relegate Roy, do everybody a favour

poogba?

>who is poobag

There are League 1 and 2 grounds louder than Old Trafford

mackem

no chance poocastle hold on for 70 minutes

didnt utd have to pay 20m to Pogba super agent

whoops

correction: 0. Pogba 94.5m

unironically forgot he exists

he was an academy product and shirt sales refunded the cost almost immediately so for all intents and purposes a free transfer la

That was juve

Sanchez should be #1

>£600k per week wages
>gave away Mhktatyian too

>tfw unironically sympathetic for old man Woy and his senile attempts at managing a club

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Atrocious b8

>Newcastle are joint 11th with the second best goal difference out of the bottom 10 wih a championship squad

based rafa

>Kenedy

Never should have been loaned.

yes much better for him to play lb twice a season

Only because they had a good run early this season, they could've easily been in West Brom's position if not for Lascelles' 89-minute headers.

>louis saha

He really should have been starting at winger, they only have 3, unless Conte actually plans on using Hudson-Odoi

zaha looks like such a dumb nigger

he is brown

no chance with conte

>if they had won less games they'd have less points
woah

good game so far

Playing not starting*

No clue why Jose and Conte insist on using him at LB

you do

>Zahahahahahaha

And city could have been fifth without their last minute winners

What's your point?

JFK is just a lovely footballer

is emerson any better at wb?

They'd still be top desu

There's no way newcastle gets relegated la

And they could be comfortably top 10 if they hadn't kept throwing away narrow leads and draws in the last few minutes, funny that

if newcastle had won all of their games, they would be top of the league.

I put money on Palace to win, so your welcome Newcastle fans.

big if true

Holy. That's insane.

la creatura...

City had a dozen of games where they'd bottle big chances and win narrowly instead of 4-1 or more.

Newcastle got far more lucky, they'd concede shitload of shots, get rescued by Eliott or Darlow, then nick a late winner.

Bollocks

...wow

gayle looks fine tbqh

why noone else has those stats?

abominación

El atrocidad de londres

shelvy should unironically start for England

la limpiadora do Liverpool

he shouldn't even start for Newcastle

wow benteke

>keknteke

>BENKEKE

Jesus Christ Benteke is trash. What the fuck is the point of a CF who can't finish.

omg benteke

Is Benteke the new Sterling?

Benteke truly is the worst striker in this league.

>Yedlin being our worst player again

he's the only one on the pitch who looks comfortable on the ball. like a rich man's Ward-Prowse

>we are winning
can't fooking believe it
BASEED

The Belgian Lukaku

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a fucking leaf strikes again

>unironically watching this game

The state of you lot

relegation scrap is more interesting than title chase desu