User, you're a top movie executive and we need a hit movie made RIGHT NOW

>user, you're a top movie executive and we need a hit movie made RIGHT NOW

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Make a movie about Trayvon Martin

There, instant 1 billion

Ask for 500 million and full creative control

all female ghostbusters reboot

Consider this, though
Remake the female ghostbusters scene for scene, but with male actors, and see how well it fares

>When a Sony executive comes to Sup Forums
FUCK YOU ROTHMAN WE AINT GIVING YOU ANY HELP

two words
brendan fraser

Adam Sandler switches bodies with a black guy.

Gritty shrek reboot, all rotoscoped.

Minions 2

Mike Brown biopic
Market it as BLM propaganda
But make it realistic and just drop redpills everywhere
Get nigs and cucks seeing it opening week to get shekels
Then it gets the controversy of not being shit
Then it builds a white audience
best of all worlds

Frozen 2 - no black characters edition

Trump moobie

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Mobie wit white ppl making funne joak

uuuuuuughhhhhh I don't know, give me 100 million and let's remake Ben Hur hehehhehhe

Airbud remake with something about good boy in the title

Space Jam 2 with Lebron

*blocks your path*

it's the NEAR FUTURE

self driving cars are EVERYWHERE

human driven cars are illegal because theyre dangerous

our protagonist smuggles illegal cars by driving REALLY FAST

also theres a love interest and a comic relief character

starring idris elba

The movie its called BITCH SLAP, its like a parody/homage to fight club but with all women.

The movie would be R rated, the protagonist is a naive girl from the midwest that goes to the big city and follow her dreams, she meets a mysterious woman that introduces her to the world of underground all women fighting.

As a rule of their club when the fight is over they have to make out for a bit.

an undercover FBI agent (chastain) must infiltrate the fight club and pretend to be a lesbian.

>It will be a live adaptation of Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence
>Set 40 or so years after events of first movie where Major has mysteriously vanished into the cyber system and Batou has spent so much time trying to find her
>Batou is played by Ron Perlman
>Major appears at the end in new body form played by a Japanese actress

If they did this, it would be the greatest sequel ever made.

They can do flashbacks and get Pilou Asbæk back for those. Even some flashbacks with Scarjo, but ending it with Major's return as she is played by a Japanese actress and setting it 40 years after events of first movie therefore showing Batou to be a lot older and getting Ron Perlman for the role would be really cool.

Also, the filmmakers would have a lot of fun with re-creating Kim hacking Togusa's mind and all the hallucination sequences (for those not familiar with the story, it is very Matrix like).

Someone please try to contact Rupert Sanders or Paramount to make this happen!

>Not Space Jam 2 with OJ Simpson traveling to different cartoon universes murdering characters while Buggs and Michael Jordan discuss whether 2D people should have the same rights as 3DPD people

You know what would work really well? Well maybe, something that wasnt tried before. Actual tacticool stuff like the first john wick. You know the basics, proper trigger discipline. Proper usage of weapons, safeties and other stuff. Proper ranges, and damage for the weapons. Something that /k/ would love. Maybe a reminder to all the superhero fags that good bullet placements will wreck their emotional, feel good "superhero" who can punch really hard.

The tactical ingenuity of man more or less. We now have microwave guns, beanbag rounds, railguns, all sorts of cool accessories for guns. Also all sorts of loads for m203 grenade launchers, or to put into shotgun shells.

Man I could think of a dozen movies to be made according to this lore. But the jew probably wouldnt like a feel good, gun adventure with a bunch of white, slightly above redneck levels.

Tropic Thunder, but it's a black man impersonating a white man.

Sold!

Can you put some Drumpf referencesin there

>tfw only after a few years I understood the true meaning of "Never go full retard"

capeshit: rise of the antagonist 200000000

free money

All female Exodus
[Spoiler]They all die in the desert a week later[/spoiler]

ISIS origins

Two words: Titanic & zombies
Pay me

CIA: Origins

It's time for a the return of the western

here's this giant dam and its about to bust because of global warming because a satellite shot a hole in the ozone layer so everyone's like HURRY UP WE'VE GOTTA EVACUATE THE PLANET so the highway is full on gridlock and then at the worst possible time the dam explodes and there's water everywhere and it knocks over the eiffel tower and the statue of liberty and mel gibson's a taxi driver in a taxi and he turns around and he's like NOT AGAIN and then the camera goes BOOM BOOM mel gibson BOOM BOOM the dam BOOM BOOM summer 2017

Basically das Boot set in Auschwitz.
And no Christopher Waltz.

>no Christopher Waltz.

DROPPED

Create a BLM movie with a trailer that shows cops "unlawfully chasing arrest and killing black men"
Make the trailer like a jj abrams trailer so people are real curious
Liberals come in like droves.
Go what a twist on thier ass only to find out movie is about how blacks kill more blacks than cops do,
cops shooting gangbangs thugs and so called dindu nuffings chasing down muggers and prettymuch any degenerate nigga to the black race.
Make shekels.
Conservatives find out.
Make more shekels.

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Make a cinematic version of the HWNDU saga with Shia playing himself, and make Jonah hill get fat again and play the hacker known as Sup Forums.

YES, get Mel Gibson back into action!!

Aaaaah... make some of the Terry Pratchett books into proper films?

They'd be hard to film, but with the right writer ad budget it'd work. I'd vote for Guards Guards! or Eric.

How're you going to fit a submarine in Auschwitz?