About to cook a meal that cost me $150. These dry aged steaks just have the most perfect flavor and marbing, and the bok choy, shiitakes, and portabellos accompany it perfectly with my lemon butter garlic sauce I make. I coat the beef in some spices of my choice (BBQ brown sugar honey seasoning and some Dinosaur BBQ brand foreplay Cajun spice) and it creates a carmelized crispy and sweet exterior. The potatoes and asparagus are the side (asparagus will be grilled while potatoes will be boiled or in the oven), parsley to top the steak as well as Marcona almonds, edible flowers and a half tiramisu, and Moses Sleeper Brie plus fresh mozzarella for the cheese plate, and a pumpkin spice ginger beer to top it all off.
I got three girls that might join me, might not. One is drunk and feels bad for me to pick her up so I told her there’s absolutely no pressure for anything, I have no problem driving and I’m not expecting sex in return for anything (although I know any one of them would fuck me just based on our snap history). Maybe we will have a foursome, that would be fun it’s been a while hahahaha. Honestly though I truly just might rather get stoned, enjoy having the house to myself for once and eat two of these steaks than eat some good pussy tonight...
>beef coated in Cajun spices >shitake mushrooms >Lemon >Pumpkin spice beer I don't think you know how to cook because all this shit conflicts on the palette.
Cameron Ortiz
never had a guy invite me over to $150 dry aged steaks before, these 3 ladies must be lucky, especially the drunk one
Well, I'm a chef and a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Read a cook book and start simple until you start to learn how certain flavors meld. You will look really dumb to her if you cook any of that together. Pumpkin beer is for soybois btw.
Nolan Foster
tits or gtfo
Landon Lewis
If you put anything besides salt and pepper on a dry aged steak, and finishing it with a compound butter you are a culinary philistine that should be served nothing but pot roast for the rest of your days
Brandon Gomez
I graduated from le cordon bleu. Pretty sure i know how to cook there Missy
Zachary Kelly
the type of quality content i live for
Hudson Powell
Mmm... Pot roast.
Adrian Anderson
I've worked with culinary school graduates that can't keep up serving eggs on line. Fuck off, your sense of taste is banal, childish and not remotely refined. You are like those fusion asshats.
Asher Rivera
Kek, le cordon bleu is shit tier and no you didn't because they would slap the shit out of you if you ever wasted a dry aged steak by putting a rub on it. I am not asking for anything, just trying to help this tryhard. I know the rules. Apparently you don't newfag.
Carter Reed
Pot roast is fine. I'm not dissing pot roast what I am dissing is faggots further following in the premier American pastime of fucking up perfectly good cuts of meat.
Caleb Phillips
Guys its rel ez to get 4sum, just follow these simple steps and get it. All you need is snapchat, and syeaks, but dont forget the bbq sauce. Its crucial. I cannot stress this enough
Hunter Morris
>$150 meal >butter Smh
Chase Jenkins
ive been here since you had to manually refresh the page and had to memorize post numbers to follow threads, faggot. post tits or gtfo
Jayden Cox
Never had any date end well WITHOUT half a tiramisu, some boiled potatoes and bbq sauce
You see that shit? That's a crown, why? Because I was the fucking homecoming king alright, how many of you fucks even went to your highschool's Homecoming dances? 0, you wanna know why cause you're all fucking losers. You wouldn't have the balls to invite 3 girls over to your place for steak, you didn't have the balls to ask your crush out in high school. You're all fucking weak beta males and the more you make this shitty jokes and comments about me, the more true you make it.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Julian Lee
It's more fun if you post tits.
Xavier Taylor
Agreed
Adam Brown
Lol you're such a faggot. "I wAs ThE hOmEcOMiNg kInG and GiRlS wAnT mE" the only reason you put this shit up is because no one can call you out for lying and bullshitting. Also, you're a massive retard of a cook. Just throw the fucking steaks away while you're ahead before you ruin them. And dump your shitty pumpkin beer down the toilet.
Brandon Murphy
Clearly you dont know how to get 4somes with white girls bro. Pumpkin flavor. Youre welcome
Camden Lee
Shit, I guess I'll try it.
Nathaniel Jenkins
This sounds fucking awful.
Do you hate these girls? Did you just waste money on random food?
