Bar is open again lads, come on in and have a drink. Stay a while and tell me what's on your mind or dont...

Bar is open again lads, come on in and have a drink. Stay a while and tell me what's on your mind or dont, feel free to take a break and relax.

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How you doing?

Hi I hate people who are different than me

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Jack on the rocks, sir.

So, have you ever convinced your wife's best friend, who is a female, to watch you and your wife have sex? I don't want to fuck the friend, but I do want her to watch my wife and I fuck.

Take me out tonight
Where there's music and there's people
And they're young and alive
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I haven't got one
Anymore
Take me out tonight
Because I want to see people and I
Want to see life
Driving in your car
Oh, please don't drop me home
Because it's not my home, it's their
Home, and I'm welcome no more
And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine
Take me out tonight
Take me anywhere, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care
And in the darkened underpass
I thought oh God, my chance has come at last
(but then a strange fear gripped me and I
Just couldn't ask)
Take me out tonight
Oh, take me anywhere, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I haven't got one, da...
Oh, I haven't got one
And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine
Oh, there is a light and it never goes out
There is a light and it never goes out

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I'm well user, thanks for asking, how about your self?
Whys that? Care to share?
Coming right up. Cant say I have, not married yet. I have however turned down some passes for ex gfs friends. If you love her you know what you should do

Hang in there bud

im afraid to go to the doctor with psychosis, because i don't want to be institutionalized.

Depending on the circumstances I'm sure you wont be immediately institutionalized. It sounds stupid but maybe call and speak to a professional and ask their opinion

I'm such a poor fag I won't be paying for these drinks

I feel stuff crawling on my eyelids in my ears, almost all over my body. When people talk near me, it's always something mean about me.

I guess you might be right, i just wanna go back to being normal.

They have a lot of drugs to treat psychosis, and while you might get put in a mental ward until your symptoms subside, there's almost no way you'll get "institutionalized" permanently. There's very few of those places left, and doctors only send the toughest, most intractable people there.

hey i cant drink but can i still sit here?

I'll take a shot of whiskey. Some coke too.
I quit my job 3 weeks ago after an interview for a new one. They made it sound like I was gonna get hired, guarenteed. Felt good at first to leave a stupid mcjob. It's been almost 4 weeks. I haven't heard from the new place since. Already got my last paycheck. Now I can't buy anything + new month of bills is coming up. I feel like a jackass.

I'm building a business that designs and sells propaganda for a politician I don't support. It was my idea, I'm doing it purely for the money. I don't care that it makes me a sellout.

aw cmon man why use your for something you'd want to be apart of ?
i get it money is money and we need to make a living but surely this isnt your only option?

Im really friendly, but somehow i still find myself unable to do anything about my situation.
I've gotten contact with some social workers in the last few weeks, but im still really scared to be branded with a diagnosis.

may i talk. i have a long story

Feeling like shit can pay the bills during tough times, i think your situation is no diffrent than someone doing hard labour fucking up their knees.
In the future, you will be able to do something you enjoy.

I'm doing fine myself

Go get help friend!

ill try guys, ty for the reassurance.

>literally a few minutes after posting this
Sibling ask for money. She isn't working either due to a dumb injury. She owes me $100+ and keeps mooching when she visits. She doesn't even live near me anymore ffs. Damn it she's useless

First ones one the house friend
Of course
I know the feel user, you'll make it itll just take time.
If you want to share, your welcome to, I understand if you dont

Does she deserve it? The money I mean, at the end of the day you know her better then you could ever describe. Maybe talk to her and tell her you are in between jobs and just cant help right now

Is she an addict, or why does she need money?

Perhaps take a moment and just focus on your breathing, try to stay relax and just breath. Do you have an area near you that you could just go for a walk and think?

It's usually for food and uber/bus rides. Most of it is from her promising to pay me back for paying off her phone bill. And as I said, she's not working but keeps asking to borrow.money. Even when she was working, she'd have excuses to not pay me back. Even asking 1/2 was too much apparently. I even threw her a bone, and said she wouldn't owe me for 1 meal just as a sibling favor, still no return. There's more but srsly she's useless.

Yeah, I'll just have a soda or something, I came alone here and I don't want to take a taxi.

You know, I've never been in a bar before, and considering that this one doesn't exist, I still haven't I suppose. I don't know, I just kindof want to try some new things and get out of old habits. Not much point in living more than a day if every day is the same, you know?

Not much, just relaxing. Life has been decent all around, really. However, I feel like something bad is about to happen, y'know? I feel paranoid. Not scared and fearful, just paranoid. Other than that, it's good.

What are you,12?

If i were you i'd probably cut her off, only financially though, she def using you as a cashcow. In the end, you would be doing her a favor, we all have to pull our own weight.
If i don't have money, i don't go take the bus somewhere to eat. She needs to learn that.

As someone with a mother with paranoid scytsophrenia, the only way you can be forced into and institution is if you do something illegal or there is substantial cause to believe you will do something illegal, otherwise you have to consent.
Id advise getting advice from a professional, it is easy to get stuck in your own head and sometimes just talking to someone who listens helps more than you might think.

Understand completely user, what do you like? Maybe it's time to shake things up a bit?
Ahh yes, the calm before the storm. What makes you feel that way exactly or is it just a back of the mind thing?

I just feel like I'm gonna get shot or people with make some scandalous shit about me. I check people's hands when I open the door just in case.

Nah, I'm 22.
I was a sheltered kid up till highschool, and then i was a shut in. I've never been one for spontaneity, large crowds of people, or drugs. Idk, I've been working through some tough shit for most of my life and I dont really know how to go out and socialise.
I don't really have experience making freinds, and I'm almost too scared to start trying now. Only reason I'm considering letting lose now is cause I've started not caring so much what others think of me and being too tired to put on masks.

Often times ive looked back at how ive lived my life and regreted it, but honestly, i cant bring myself to do that. I did what i thought was best, and i managed just fine. Now that ive gotten through all that childhood trauma for the most part i want to actually see what life has to offer, but ive no clue where to start.

It's okay to be cautious, just remember that people are just people. If you feel like you can trust yourself carry a knife, if it helps you relax that is.

>I'll have what he's having please. (Actually drinking this IRL RN.
>If you'd be so kind as to leave the tab open.
>What are you going on about user?
>My fiance left me, I haven't dated since then. Women are nothing but trouble.
>Bartender, if I may I'd like to pick up the next round for myself and this user, his choice.
>user, how about a game of pool to help you forget your troubles?

I know it’s hard to tell family no but you just have to tell her no next time she asks for money.

>My best friend and one of the best men I know in this world once told me nothing is guarunetted until it's happened.
>It'll be okay user, I've been there. I know it seems tough right now.
>But hey, you learn from your mistakes like I did, plus the job market is really good right now. Even if you have to take something you don't really want for a little while to pay the bills, it'll just be to get by until you get what you really want.
>For now though, how about I pay for the next round, what do you say?

Hi man,

Gimme a Bloody Marry. I should be doing great by all standards I suppose. Making fantastic money reported to my country. Just got a house and all new game releases, my gf is living with me and she loves me but I still feel like shit.

I hate my job, but I need to pay for shit, my gf was a virgin when I got her, so she's attached to me but sex fucking sucks since she has no ecperience. I got my childhood dream of having all consoles, pc and a fuckton of games but I can't play them since all I do is work, get home and browse Sup Forums and watch netflix as i'm too depresed for everything else.

You anons are right. Just gonna have to tell her; 'I love ya, sorry about your injury, but I'm not making money rn. And I'm gonna need that money back before I can lend you anymore' the next time she ask. Thanks I needed to hear this.

>He has eyelids in his ears

Yeah, i know the feeling.

I’m 23 and I’m in a similar situation. I wasn’t so much sheltered but my family went through shit and it fucked us all up in different ways. Besides work, I don’t go out much and it’s even hard to wake up most days and get out of bed because there isn’t much to look forward to but I’m telling you all’s it takes is a small spark to start something huge. I started watching motivational videos, I was that desperate. They led me to these other videos involving subliminal reprogramming. They’re basically hour long videos of subliminal messages in them. They have some that can boost your confidence, attract luck, love, really anything. I know it sounds like bullshit but just read into the law of attraction and see where that takes you. Nothing can be worse than not doing anything. It has been working for me and I truly feel my life turning around. Even if it’s all in my head, it’s working. Good luck user

The next drink is on me mate.

I suppose it's just adulthood being not as great as advertised

Eh, i fuck around with my head enough as is, idk, i just need to go out and be spontaneous. Gotta act without a plan or clear motive for once, which I'm getting better at.

I'm 25. Is life gonna get any better, or should I kill myself now?

Where can I find pussy to fuck bartender?
I'm a 40 year old virgin.

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where were you when you realized humans were apes

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As a rule of thumb when you think of killing yourself the answer is always to kys.
>disclaimer
>this post is personal opinion and not a suggestion

Well then you’ve become one by now. Fuck yourself you pussy

Hey man. I'd like a whiskey please.

Its nice coming to a bar like this since i wouldnt get the opportunity to go to one near me since i dont have anyone to go with and being alone at a bar would just be weird and sad.

Sure, i interact with people who are 'forced' to be around me like at work or in uni. But when its time to go home nobody ever asks me to do anything outside of work or school.

I know its probably my own fault and i should just step to them. But that little voice in the back of my mind is just always shouting at me that they would rather not have me there.

I got bullied in high school. No particular reason but they will find a reason regardless. I didnt have any friends all throughout my puberty. I guess that is why i have no idea how to be a social person.

Im 20 now. Never had a girlfriend and the last time i had any real friends is a long time ago.

When im not at work or university im just home alone. Watching tv or playing some fifa.

Im really fucking lonely.

You confused the order atheist nigger

Thanks. I can't imagine what life is like when you have like millions. Do you ever feel joy of things etc? I don't feel happy whatever i do. And im 100000% sure, that money can't buy you happiness.

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>believing in God
>posting on Sup Forums

You've got explaining to do, boy.

>be me
>live in countryside with my 16yo daughter
>life is good
>two days ago
>"dad can you drive me to X's house she's throwing a party I want to go"
>sure hon
>tell her I'll pick her up at 1am cause I'm a cool dad
>go back
>she's not there
>she doesn't answer the phone
>ohfuck.jpg
>call the cops
>spend 16 hours without sleep looking in every village in a 20km radius from X's house
>find her at another friend of her's
>TFW I thought I had lost the most precious person in my entire life

So yeah I just got shit scared. Parenting is hard but it's awesome. How are you guys doing?

double jack on the rocks please
i feel so lonely recently, i used to be a junkie and now im clean but i lost all of my real friends back in the junkie days, i'm not even mad because i used to be a trash person back then but now as i face the consequences of what i did i feel like crap

being lonely is alright user. Not everyone is naturally sociable.
The question is, does it bother you and are you willing to do something about it?

If I’m being honest, I’m just here for the cunts and scrumptious assholes

I don't believe in God.
I just came across this picture a while ago, found it funny, and have been waiting for a chance to use it.

I could have trolled some more, but I'm in the perfect drunk zone. Give me a few more drinks and I'll start getting mean again.

Sorry for the scare user, glad she is okay. Dont have a daughter but went through similar experiences with my sisters, it can be really scary.
Coming right up, dont worry about it user, maybe it's just time for a change of friend group

Something mixed, if you don't mind.
So, my confidence has been shot for a while now, and anxiety and procrastination are eating me alive and destroying my work. I don't want to talk to anyone about it, because I'm worried about disappointing them, or that they won't understand. Shit, I haven't talked with my friends in a month. It's all just wearing me down.

CAN YOU PLAY PIANO MAN?

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thanks, but thats the problem, when im sober im totally unable to meet new people, im too scared to do that
before drugs i didnt have a problem with that but now im getting all paranoid

im so worried bout my new job

I’ve been really depressed these past three days.
My cat passed away, and her passing has been hard on me.
She was my best friend, and was still young, no more than 5 years old or so, but was killed by a dog.
It’s hard to push forward, but I’m trying for her.

Yah me too fam. Start tomorrow.

Yeah it bothers me. I want to go out. I want to have friends. I want to be happy.

But im just always thinking the absolute worst. I keep thinking they dont want me around. The tiniest bit of negativity to me feels like im bothering people.

Im also not good at making conversations. I just always run out of things to say after like 10 minutes of talking.

Maybe i just wasnt meant to be happy.

I know it's hard user but you need to stay true to what you want. You'll find like minded people it just takes time
Keep that mentality, losing a friend is never easy, I'm here if you need me friend

everyone wants to be happy user.
Blessed be the few, however, who know how to reach happiness.

been in training for the 3rd week. Jobs about finding phones to call, instead of being given a large set and u r supposed to make like 100 a day.
ofc there r like norms to meet. Im worried i wont meet them

The girl I've loved for the past month has just told me that she is in a romantic relationship with another girl and that she has no sexual attraction to men, but she still loves me in the same way that you would love a brother, and that I'm one of the few people she properly trusts in relation to her mental health issues and her insecurities. I wasn't even mad when she said she wasn't into me in that way, How could I have been when she is one of the few people on the planet to make my suicidal ass feel joy? currently enjoying my new close friend very much, and while I'd love for her to be gf it's just not something that's gonna happen, so I'm just gonna enjoy my happiness

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A long island will be great.

For aslong as I dated my now wife she had aspirations to join the military (one contract free college then out). Just graduated college and hated my job so moving to a new place was exciting. But she is honestly so stressed and hates it but loves the benefits and stability it provides. I'm trying to get to a place in my career were she can leave and we can start a family and she can raise the kids and I work. I would need to double my income in 4 years (end of her contract) for this to be possible I know i can do it but I'm terrified I will fail.

This just happened a few days ago...

>be me
>be teacher for middle schoolers
>co-host video game club
>kids want to play more smash
>we only have one setup that the other co-host of the video game club brings
>some middle schoolers actually bring their own smash setup, but they are a bunch of kids so they never take turns. It's always their turn on their console
In my opinion, fair enough since they bring more than one controller
>decide I should help by bringing my switch
>I don't have a switch
>save up money
>eat less to save up more money
>find someone selling a switch and smash and controllers plus some other games
>contact seller
>he is selling to catch up on bills
>work out deal to pay half up front and the other half after I get it
>it isn't too good to be true
>even get video of the switch and the seller's kids playing a game on it.
>pays $190
>guy begs for another $114 to catch up on bills
>"I'll wait for at least a confirmation number"
>never hear from him again
>I guess it was a scam

I'm sad guys. I've been off of Sup Forums for years and this made me come back. Weekly groceries for me isn't even $30.
I guess the good thing is I didn't tell anyone at the middle school that I was about to buy a switch, so I get to avoid that drama at least. I'mma go lie down in my bed some more.

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Thanks for opening the bar again, give everyone a round of the most expensive bourbon youve got, on me. I myself will have a double pour of that bourbon neat.

I'm about to graduate university and I thought I had my post graduation plans all figured out, but now I dont know what to do with my life and I feel like I have lost my sense of purpose and direction

Hey, bo$$? Can I have a Martini plz?

Anyway boys, I'm happy tonight.
She said yes, so I guess I made it.
Getting married in January.

I've done inbound calls before. That stressed me the fuck out.

I can only imagine what that would be like.

My sister did outbound sales for a while.

She said in some ways it's good because you go at your own pace, but the metrics and expectations were hard

I'm really sorry to hear this. I love my two dogs more than anything.

shes probably lying

i'm feeling a little bit depressed these days.
the days are flying, it rains, it is cold...
and there is my job. i'm at the head of the customer service.

every days i receive complaint about problem, about my decisons, about the shitty work of their technician (because, it's well know that the problem never come from the technician but from the factory that made the profuct, right ?) .
every days.
from people all over the country. it's incredbile. and you know what ? i've never saw these people.
do you believe it ? these people are just there, they spite on my hard work every day. again and again. I love my job, but sometimes it's tough... Sometimes I really want to punch people. like, really, really hard. if me familly wasn't there... i think i would have become a beast.

And if it was the only thing...time is flowing way to fast. i have the feeling i have done nothing. the days all look similar. I can't even remember when was the last time i've played videogame for the last time. i don't even remember when was the last time i have just sit somewhere and chill.
Pressure is building a little more every days and i'm afraid of the days when it will explode.

...

Sorry to monopolise the discusion man.

one belgian beer for me, please

and i pay for the 5 next people. It will give me the impression that i served for something at least once today.

I tell myself this too everyday, but then stuff like today happens when I'm at an all time low considering taking up the bleach one last time and she just sits with me for an hour straight convincing me otherwise, and that I'm one of the rare good things to happen to her, so I have no need to want to die

its shit.
i specifically wanted to not work any calls, but they lured me with high pay and paid training, so if nothing else, i get quite a good pay-off anyway.
They generally expect us to work off of recommendations. All u need to do to get those is go through the slog of hundreds of regular spam callings that give u nothing

I went through that user.
Life is an adventure. Consider uni a start to better equip yourself for it.
There will be risks, and challenges, but have fun - it may not be easy but you're in a better starting position than most.
Thanks for the bourbon! The ice here is good, really helps bring out some of the subtler notes in the taste profile. Better than bars that have cheap ice.

play kotor 2

Damn, they tried to do that to me too, lure you in with high pay.

If I were you user, I would just use it as a stepping stone to pay bills while you apply for other jobs.

And then if you find out you're good at it and don't mind it then keep it!

thank you for your wise words and appreciation for bourbon fren

DOOMER user. Become muslim, become satisfied

director seems like a nice guy who might like me and expect great success from me and im convinced i wont do any such things. I know i myself will just hover on the minimum effort to get by, especially since calling out is horrible and getting business out of that was not what i was ever good at

I can't decide what to study, I loathe scientific subjects but I don't want to work retail all my life and be disrespected either.

I got another couple drinks in me so let me give you some honest insight.

Most businesses like that are driven by metrics.

Your time there represents labor costs.

Minimizing callouts maximizes adherence to scheduling which drives profits and reduces labor costs.

When I was in that business they didn't have sympathy or courtesy if you were in the hospital. If you were messing with their adherence to schedule metrics you were a problem.

Often times they would even try to get people to leave early to reduce labor costs on a slow day, which is difficult for some with familes who are working full time just trying to get by.

Another consideration is the reason the business, and similar business are, located in my area: labor costs are relatively low.

After thinking about it some more, unless you end up being really boss at it, I would stick with my reccomendation to use it as a stepping stone.

Don't doubt yourself though. A little bit of self doubt can drive you to do better, but any more than a little and you're selling yourself short. Whatever you choose, believe in yourself user.

u r not telling me anything new. All those jobs r sharpshooter fallacies - they tell u how much every1 here earns and what kind of market kings they r, cuz any1, who isnt got fired. All u see is the arrows in the bullseye, but no1s saying how many misses went through the place

When an user tries to do good...

It's the thought that counts (and obviously the action as you were going through with it)

History, English, Geography (not sure if you count Mathematics as 'scientific' but that's one of the most sought after qualifications)

That's a way of looking at it I never thought about.

But I agree with it 100%.

But hey, it paid my bills until I realized I wasn't happy and moved onto something else.

It goes back to what I was telling another user earlier, life is an adventure. That was like a bad shitty hard part of my adventure, but I learned some stuff, and that's the path I took to where I'm at now.

And I'm not going to tell you where I'm at now is a happy ending, it's just the next part of the journey.

I'm back in logistics for now, which is where I have experience and education. Pay is much better, but I don't know if this is what I really want to do in the long term.

You going for another round user? I'll buy, your choice.

Congrats user glad to hear
At the end of the day you do what you can, if the job is good the the stuff that comes with it isnt, maybe you should look else where. Jobs like that are hard, it sucks dealing with people that are pissed all the time. Dont feel like your monopolizing just vent bud

Really happy to see all these anons helping each other. I never though starting these threads helped so much, I'm glad we call all just talk and relax. Feels like old times

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