About to cook a meal that cost me $150. These dry aged steaks just have the most perfect flavor and marbing...

About to cook a meal that cost me $150. These dry aged steaks just have the most perfect flavor and marbing, and the bok choy, shiitakes, and portabellos accompany it perfectly with my lemon butter garlic sauce I make. I coat the beef in some spices of my choice (BBQ brown sugar honey seasoning and some Dinosaur BBQ brand foreplay Cajun spice) and it creates a carmelized crispy and sweet exterior. The potatoes and asparagus are the side (asparagus will be grilled while potatoes will be boiled or in the oven), parsley to top the steak as well as Marcona almonds, edible flowers and a half tiramisu, and Moses Sleeper Brie plus fresh mozzarella for the cheese plate, and a pumpkin spice ginger beer to top it all off.

I got three girls that might join me, might not. One is drunk and feels bad for me to pick her up so I told her there’s absolutely no pressure for anything, I have no problem driving and I’m not expecting sex in return for anything (although I know any one of them would fuck me just based on our snap history). Maybe we will have a foursome, that would be fun it’s been a while hahahaha. Honestly though I truly just might rather get stoned, enjoy having the house to myself for once and eat two of these steaks than eat some good pussy tonight...

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Congrats on your night of hedonistic debauchery, bro. Enjoy.

You posted earlier and got schooled by a Femanon chef.

enjoy the dinner OP

Stop smoking cigarettes fag

Yeah, that all sounds horrible together. you need to learn to cook.

If this costs you $150, you are an idiot.

Learn to cook and learn to buy things that aren't overpriced for no reason, dufus.

just put some fucking meat tenderizer and garlic powder on it, you fucking queer.

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Well, if it's any consolidation, you look like an idiot. An even more retarded looking version of Bob Dylan (which I didn't think was possible).

Thank you brother.

Imagine putting bbq on a dry age steak what a loser

if the steaks were any good you're just ruining them with all that bullshit on top. put a little salt and pepper, maybe some garlic powder and that's it. and drink a real beer for christ sake.

and $150 for that? idiot confirmed. what a waste.

Have ypu ever beem to culinary school? Didn't think so.

How did she school me?

I can tell you have never had a dry aged steak. Fucking newb.

Pics or it didn't happen

Honey bbq steak seasoning and pumpkin spice beer. Faggot.

I've made them myself, dumbass.

What

You would be amazed how much better steaks are when you aren't smoking.

this thread again?
it's literally been like 3 hours, I'll say it again.
>I got three girls that might
stopped there, nice larp

let you know that none of those flavors go well together and how much of a fool you would look like. oh, and how pumpkin spice gingerbeer was for soyboys

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yeah, no one gets it.