Step right up, what can I get ya?

Step right up, what can I get ya?

Attached: 631307.jpg (480x358, 26K)

A water, please.

glass of orange juice

a million dollars

Attached: white people.jpg (992x558, 46K)

A 80% vodka with rum

What the fuck is this pussy shit? OP, serve me up a Miller Lite.

2 rum and cokes and a couple of fireball shots

Some cock and balls

One Lemon drop on the side of hot pocket pizza.

someone has experienced true fear? i do, wen my dad shooted me with a 45. Wanna know your fear experience

>calls water "pussy shit"
>asks for water

6 SHOTS OF JIM BEAM AND A LARGE CARTON OF FREE-RANGE EGGS TO CHASE

don't insult water by comparing it to miller lite

a glass of your best mezcal, gracias señor

being black mailed by my ex with false evidence to convict me of sexual harassment for my hard earned livings and manipulating evryone I love against me. Never date cute crazy chicks.

Getting mugged/raped at gun point.

but was the pussy good?

crazies that dye their hair blue/pink are always great in bed

Just my schizophrenia. I miss my teenage years and 20s I missed out.

I guess I was poor and other things. I don't want to get any older.

When I was in school and a girl would ask to go to the restroom, id always imagine small drop of piss remaining on her pussy hair, maybe a small bead of pee ran down her leg when she stood up. and honestly that turned me on.

Loyal girlfriend

It's never worth it. I've seen some hot women.. it's just not worth it. They're worth 500 at best, what do I like you for your personality? Or your mad skillz in bed? Hell no it's your body and your race. You can't notice the difference between girls you met in school and girls who are professional whores. So values are out the window.