It's Time

It's Time

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Stuck my dick in a fresh jar of peanut butter and put it back in the pantry with my dick imprint clearly visible so my family can eat the dick peanut butter

lol

when i was around 15yo my brother and i started sucking each other off

I'm in love with a woman who's engaged to a jerk-off. This moron actually told me he cheats on her. But I can't tell her because she's so happy and I don't want to break up a marriage.

last weekend me and a friend slept together while drunk and jack off each other

i don't do shit at work
i only browse Sup Forums and get my salary

Okay.

>Be 2014
>Dating this straightedge guy I met at community college
>Living together, mostly because we're both broke
>He tolerates me having a couple of beers after work
>Says if I do drugs it's a deal breaker
>Get offered MDMA by a friend's cousin
>Sort of, Kind of, Drug by to see what he's like
>Starts freaking out a couple of hours in
>Thinks he's having some kind of allergic reaction
>Didn't have the balls to tell him what I did
>escalates to the ER
>Somehow he sleeps it off in there without ever being told what was going on
>I don't even think they did a toxscreen,
>Dated for 2 more years
>For all I know he's still living with the expectation that "that one weird allergy" could flare up at any time
>I'm a piece of shit.

Fuck, I missed it. Stupid daylight savings

I’m gonna fuck a girl today but I still jerk off to my ex gf

Im dying for my girlfriend to cuck me or have a threesome with another man. She says she “cant think of other men that way”, so i make myself pretend it’s happening to get off

Me and my cousin fucked a trap!

I want to be a cuckold, but my wife won't fuck other men. So, to get off, I post her nudes and videos on /b and Kik. She could have miles of dick, but instead, she's an exposed web slut.

Me too man. I share your pain

You forgot to say you won't post them in this thread because you're afraid of getting caught.

Hot.

From when I was 16 years old to 6 months ago when I moved out, I almost weekly took a video of my stepmom undressing, because there was a gap between our room doors which I could easily film it.

Already posted it but i had 2 chances with my passed out sister, one time i fingered her and the second time i fucked her

Post pics???

I'm posting them in another thread

I made some toast in the (dry, empty) bathtub as a morbid joke.

im still waiting for josie to be posted, i want her gorgeous face posed by strangers in wwyd and trib thrrads every dsy

And the Pussycats?

I (44yo) refuse to have sex with my wife (42yo) of 19 years because I think sex is disgusting. I have never cheated, not gay, and I masturbate 2 to 3 times a week.

no lol

Abused user here. Shout out to massage user if she is still about. (It has been awhile)


So my therapist says he doesnt think I need to see him as regularly anymore or at all. He thinks Ive made good progress. I finally moved out of my sisters and my life didnt blow up. The secret this time.
I think Ive developed a drinking problem now Im on my own.
For all my "Im fine and great" I feel like Im just treading water. My job is good. I have kinda friends and nobody knows my past. But I still feel like I need a glass of something to get through the night.
Despite all the other shit this is pretty small scale right? Any serious drinker anons advice appreciated but not required. Sometimes being a whiney bitch on /b is enough to just vent

Alcoholic here. Try to quit while you're ahead bro. I'm on travel for work right now working maybe four hours per day. Drinking 500-700mL whiskey and half to full bottle of wine per day after work. I'm drinking too much and wasting all my free time that I could be doing something productive but it's just habit now, I go home at 11am and start getting wasted, sometimes take a nap and wake up and do it again. Just don't.

Thats pretty normal user.
Ive regularly thought about other people during sex / masterbating

i have a gang rape fantasy and it's one of the only things that gets me horny.
where a group of guys drag me off the street into a van and tie me down in a warehouse to be fucked by them for hours while the others are beating me to bruises while they wait their turn. the next day they rape me with more of their friends and do the same for a few more days. until the final day they rape me and then start to stab me with long sharp metal skewers and makes me bleed from small holes all over and then im hung upside down by my feet and have my ass played with and im beaten by then until im dead. my body is then stored in a meat storage upside down and my body is used in necrophilia porn.

>im a tranny
>inb4 tits dick or ass, go to trap threads

Mentioned this before so it's my own copypasta, but my wife cheated on me with a guy who used to post on Sup Forums. After a little research I found out that he promised to post pictures of her if he got her in bed. I was extremely angry after I found out but now I secretly want to see those pics.
Every day I scour the forums hoping/dreading I find those pictures posted.

of course youre a tranny-
women don't think like this.
what a fucking example of mental disorder.

But always remember that there's a rapist in every therapist. XD

sorry for the bad pun. go on and live your life. treading water is what most people do but don't acknowledge.

Okay user thats more than my half bottle of wine anyway. I know you say productive but I dont know what I want to do.
Im alone at home so I go out. I end up at a bar and buying a few drinks. Sometimes with the work people but they dont drink everywork night. But I figure if Im gonna drink alone i might as well do it in the house where I have my stuff.
Ive only been doing it for a month so I dont have a problem yet. Just wondered how normal it is.

But your advice is to just stop user?

dude just cut a deal with her and promise you will post the pics if she sends them to you.

I lost my virginity to a 16 y/o girl at work

Well I wouldnt have been at a therapist if there hadnt been the rape. Hes an older man more like a gandalf type. I feel pretty sure he isnt a rapist. But he did help me rebuild my life so I cant really talk shit about him.

>women don't think like this.
I'm not who you replied to but there are absolutely women who think like this. CNC is a relatively common kink and some women get quite extreme with their fantasies..

I mean if I had the answer I wouldn't be in my situation either, probably best thing to do if you think it's a problem is talk to your therapist. I know I drink and smoke mostly because I'm bored. I spent 8 years if my life after high school going to university for my bachelor's after work and now I have a 2 year old daughter. I have not had time for hobbies in a LONG time. So yeah it starts with just a few drinks a night to mellow out while dealing with family bullshit or while doing homework but I think eventually it turned into my go-to any time I have free time, because I don't know what else to do. All I recognize right now is I do have a problem but I'm not sure how to fix it either.

I have suicidal thoughts constantly. I smile and joke around with people, but more and more I think about shooting myself, and occasionally think about taking others with me. Is that normal?

Two words. Do it

I use to drink alot also because i thought people didn't enjoy my company sober and every single intimate relationship i had devolved was because of alcohol.

You need to find a hobby that conflicts with drinking for example i started going to the gym instead you can't drink and go to gym. I starting working on myself and it helped build up my confidence and my discipline skills

Nice.

Was it also her first time?

as I sad: sorry for the bad play on words

I suck my dick on the reg.

wtf google?!

there ain't no traffic lights

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Yes

No you didn’t you wouldn’t refer to them as chances of you did. Incel

Dubs

I don't think she has them, I think he does. I was pretty angry after i found out and definitely burned any bridge I might have been able to build with the guy to get him to show me.

My first time was with a 15 year old when I was 19. I'm 33 now and I still like teen girls.

Apologies for my poor choice of words, but anyway believe what you want idc

Your virginity is showing. Plenty of women have fucked up rape fantasies. If you've talked to enough you would know

I hear you. I spent years constructing this "persona" so that people only saw the strong indepentant person I wanted to show. Not the emotionally crippled (ocassionaly whiney) bitch i am.

Most of my romantic relationships fizzle out because of my past. I have/had trust issues and im usually too intense or too much baggage to deal with.

The gym isnt a bad idea I guess user. I used to be good at pretending to be social.

My humour was just as shit. I was trying paint a picture of gandalfs mighty staff being used for sex.

I used to do handle of Jamie day. She was a cruel mistress. Woke up in the woods one time around 9am; no shirt, covered in puke, still dazed I found a trail managed to get to the trail head which was in suberbia and my car was half on curb. No ticket or anything. But I was 2 hours late for work and I was still kinda wasted I was going 60-70 in residential. Get to work, I was a indoor weed farmer, temps were crazy hot cause the summer but I got the bright idea that if I puked it’d make it better. Goto the bathroom coworker taping me as I’m trying to puke he then pants me and boom boxers were covered in blood. No idea where it came from,

kik? U can type paragraphs and I'll read it. I won't always reply in the same day, but I always read and think about it. Always.

One of my ex girlfriends was raped a couple of times as a teen, and even she loved rape fantasies and very rough sex.

oh I see...gandalfs staff XD

there's this concept of absolute honesty in relationships, a friend of mine is having a good relationship with that. it's hard sometimes but leads to proper relationships in the long term. might be something for you as well.

Just stop. Don’t find a alternative. I could kill a handle of Jamie a day plus a lot of beers. I found a substitute but I was getting excessive now after 10 substitutes I have a $600 a day coke habit that I have to support by selling and I hate my life.

Moral of the fucking story get YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. DONT END UP LKKE ME

She was 13 I was 20. I busted in 10 seconds

To each their own, I was sodomized by my cousin from 4-11, the idea of rape makes me violent

Phoelixthecat. I have no idea how to use this app, user.

Sounds good. It helps that a fair amount of girls that age are horny as shit.

>Niggers nightmare

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I secretly like this song: youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs

I don't have it downloaded rn but Ill screenshot and get on

I wanna fuck my sister in law so bad. Shes is one year younger than me im 23. I finger banged her in her sleep. Meanwhile my gf was in the same room.

I got a mom of 2 recognized in a state thread

just do it

I don't think the taking others with you is normal. I've been having suicidal thoughts for over a decade and I feel that I am now closer than ever, even considering I am far better off than I was. But I just don't feel happy. I will say that if you must go, which I can't tell you not to since I know that doesn't work, don't take anyone else. Even if they seem evil to you. Even if they wronged you. What you should do is make yourself a pillar in their life. Irreplaceable to them. And then kill yourself and let them know that it was their fault.

That was meant for the user you replied to. I'm a fucking suicidal phone posting faggot

how it happen?
have you made at least idk 2 strokes?
how long thick are/were you?
did she let you try second or any number consecutive times?
how did she feel about cum?

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For real, do it

It's not often that I think about taking others. I don't really want to hurt anyone else. It's the ending my own life that I struggle with. Idk. I always thought I would use an exit bag or a rope, do it somewhere secluded. Lately I think a lot about making a public spectacle of it, or doing it in front of some random person just to fuck with them.

Hmmm, my secrets are simple, I am straight but I wore my mother/sister underwear to get off and wearingem makes me feel good, watched a neighbour through a broken door key feeding her baby, I robbed a 100 grand, committed arson, a break in and took some legal documents, still too horny, used a vibrator to fuck myself(I am a male and straight), planning a bunch of random murders (I am not a psychopath, seriously I feel remorse, I think about the consequences of my actions, I am great with people, love to laugh, love memes,I love life, so I don't see how.)and most importantly, If you don't believe me, I have no reason to lie, you're all strangers that I'll probably never meet, I have no reason to try and impress.

Trips demand honesty.

Overall yes. But this is an actual coversation I had with an ex. We had been dating a few months
>"so what do your parents do?"
>"they're dead"
>"Really? Im sorry"
>i laugh "dont be, they are dead to me I mean. Not dead dead."
>"What happened?"
>"Just drop it. Please?"
>"okay"

He didnt drop it. Went to my sister the following night

>"So I spoke to your sister about your folks"
>Raise an eyebrow "and?" Im a bit mad
>"she said your dads in prison and you dont really talk now."
>"step dad. Is that it?"
>"She also said it would be better to just leave it"
>"good advice"
>"but i get it. People do bad things and sometimes they have to pay for it. But turning your back on.."
>"dont you fucking dare!" I yell. Im angry. He has never seen me so much as raise my voice "you dont know a fucking thing about shit
>hes shocked but asks "what did he do that was so bad?"
>"well he went to jail cause he is a pedophile fuck to start with" im angry and emotional. My calm handle has been ripped off
>"i didnt know. Im sorry"
>"thats your fucking problem. You dont fucking know shit. You walk in here thinking you know better. You go beind my back and even then.. even then you dont drop it"
>"im sorry. Im shocked. I didnt know. I get why you woudlnt want to talk about it"
>im kind of calming down but im still on a rage high. Emotions suck.
>then he says "if that happend to my dad id be devestated"
>and i lose that my collective shit again. Im grabbing things of the kitchen table and just hurling them at him. I dont have a great aim the plate sails safely past him and smashed into the tv instead. Im causing way more collateral damage but to be honest the rage bomb was pretty theraputic.
>no anger beans left i go to the fridge and take out the wine bottle. I pour two glasses i push one forward at him still standing there, I down mine then have another.

>"im sorry" he says
>"what for? I did this" gesturing to the chaos
>"it was you, your own d"
>"step dad. And yes. My mom too if you must know. Both of them. So fuck them. They dont own me"

Sorry for the late reply there. But nice trips. Anyway after this point I had to get a therapist and moved in with my sister and her husband. Im better now. Or at least not as bad as I was. Hope the drinking isnt too distracting for you user.

I'm currently engaged in a three-way relationship with a bisexual male and female.

...Basically, I'm a faggot like the rest of us here. But I lucked out, unlike 95% of all of us.

Sounds like you’re the most normal guy here.

Did he fuck your asshole??
Like stretch it out??

Whenever I go to disneyland, I'll set a day for the sole purpose of groping teenaged girls. A lot of them haven't experienced sexual assault before, so they freeze up letting me grab a handful of ass or tits before I disappear into the crowd. Of course there's the oddball that flips and asks what I'm doing but I usually say I was shoved by a stroller mom or something

My ex? No
Dave. Yes. Ive posted this before

i think the whole purpose of communicating fellings, intimate thoughts, sharing to relieve yourself is essentially an illusory one, which actually keeps you running in the imagination of the social world.

Lucky

I lost my virginity really late at 26 to an 18

I got this bitch recognized last week

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cheated on my girlfriend with over 10 other girls, always when shitfaced so I dont know the exact number. She knows about two and is still with me but if she found out about the actual number itd be over in a heartbeat probably. I always feel bad but I cant stop myself when pleasure is available to me

I had sex with an 13 when I 20 too looking back at it I was fucking stupid and horny

do you go with people? because if you turn up at disneyland by yourself you are gonna be getting some strange looks already.

Which state?

Oregon

In 2017 my company paid for me and my boss to go to Paris to train new employees. I spent the entire six week contract crossdressing and fucking my boss while he did all the work. It was all paid for by our company. He had a wife and two kids, but didn't mind fooling around while we were away. Hope she couldn't see the red lipstick ring around his girth.

how long did you last?

15 to 20 minutes