Hear my idiotic story a possibly offer advice

hear my idiotic story a possibly offer advice

> be with gf for 5 years, sex life starts to go to shit
> find a girl two months back, after much hesitation start fucking her from time to time
> said girl smells wonderful, is nice, claims she doesnt fuck around, no reason not to trust her
> fuck gf two days back after few weeks, was pretty meh as usual
> yesterday come home and see some vaginal cream on the table
> ask gf whats up
> "some discharge, prolly some fungus/mycosis, doesnt hurt or burn"
> immediately go into full panic mode because an STD would be the end of my life
> my dick is fine, never had any issues after fucking side girl

pls tell me my b, how likely is it I actually gave my gf an STD? no symptoms in my side girl, no symptoms for me, however suddenly a dicharge for gf day after fucking her. I know girls get this shit all the time randomly, however the timing makes me super fucking paranoid.

yes I am a retarded fuck, yes lesson learned, yes inb4 HIV.

advice? stories? thx.

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Vaginas are crazy man, get tested, if you're fine don't worry.

Quit fucking around on your girl though. Sack up and break it off with her if you're not feeling it.

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yeah I am currently googling the closest place to get tested, however that will take few days and I will prolly get a heart attack in the meantime

I solemnly swear to stop fucking around :C

Std usually takes a few days to incubate (enough to be measurable)
If your gf came back with this after an extended holiday without you it means you got cucked.

But i think you deserve that so all is right in the world

there was no extended holiday without me, and even if, I dont give a fuck, her giving something to me is a preferred scenario unlike the other way lol

cant even imagine how would the fucking conversation go

verywellhealth.com/how-long-before-std-symptoms-appear-3133026

from what I can see you can get symptoms at least one or two days after the intercourse and she has symptoms like 15 hours after - which means I should be in the clear?

Would it be possible you contracted it and gave it to your gf a previous time before this most recent fuck?

Stop cheating ducker

well yeah that is a real possibility :C thats its been in both of us for weeks and she only showed symptoms yesterday

Go get tested you fucking degenerate. If you're in uni they should do it free at the health center. Otherwise don't be a cheap faggot, go to your doctor.

Then the only thing you can do is get tested and wait. That sucks but there isnt much else you can do. I think your odds are good that you're in the clear. Vaginas are unpredictable. If she's not very concerned it has probably happened to her before

I am, dont give a fuck about money, fatest I can see is some 48 hours express shit, which still means two days of fucking uncertainty

she says there is no pain or anything, just a "typical fungal discharge" she had before

At worst it's Chlamydia at best she just has a yeast infection

yeast is fine even if I gave it to her, as shit could be spontaneous. however Chlamydia - is there any plausible story like "wew lad I guess I had it in me for years with no symtoms and now I gave it to you" or is that retarded?

It's most likely not an STD then. Relax but get tested anyway. Make sure they dont mail you the results. And stop cheating on her. This was your warning of how it would feel if she found out

This is retarded and will not fly unless she is also retarded

Does the side girl know you have a girlfriend? If she does, don't say you have no reason not to trust her. She's already doing something shady. You can't keep tabs on her and she likes getting dick.

Oftentimes guys don't have symptoms really. It took them 5 years to finally diagnose me with it even though I knew I had it and was getting tested literally monthly. Bc my doctors are complete imbeciles, I now have a plethora of vag issues. Just do more research on it. Did she mention any other symptoms?

she does, wasnt happy to fuck someone who has a gf (me). I even messaged her yesterday, she was no happy that my gf has something, even if its a yeast shit.

how the hell could they not find anything for five years O_O

no, legit said "the usual fungal/yeast discharge, no pain or burning or discomfort", makes it sounds like shes been there before

You're also running the risk of creating a jealous angry side girl who will tell your gf anyway. Keep that shit in mind.