New app lets women charge for dates

TL;DR women now charging for dates. Sucks to be a heterosexual male in the 21st c.

theverge.com/2016/7/14/12183012/ohlala-paid-dating-app-berlin-pia-poppenreiter-uber

> Tara hesitated. This guy seemed nice and normal and safe and she was down for a fun night out with a visiting stranger, but she drew a hard line when it came to sex on the first date. "I was like, ‘Listen, I don’t know who you’ve met [on this app], but I’m not going to fuck you, I’m sorry,’" she says. Her match was taken aback. "Oh," he responded. "I thought that was the expectation."

> These kinds of conflicting agendas will be familiar to anyone who’s done much Tindering or Bumbling or OkCupiding, where one person’s one-night stand is another person’s chance at finding The One. But Tara wasn’t using any of these apps. This was Ohlala, and Stuart had already agreed to pay Tara $600 for their date.

> Launched in August 2015, Ohlala is a web-based app that facilitates what it calls "instant paid dating." Male users post offers for dates, consisting of a time, a duration, and how much money they’re willing to pay — a typical offer is from 1–4 hours at an average price of $300. While the request is up, women can decide whether or not they’d like that person to be able to contact them. Crucially, women are not visible to men before they initiate conversation — it’s the inverse of the backpage listings to which it’s often compared.

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It's just some glorified prostitution which has been with us since the dawn of time, senpai.

What in God's cock is this?!

Paying for a date? Topkek. That's just an 'escort service' innit?

>$300
You can hire a good-looking prostitute for less

> prostitution

Sex isn't part of the deal. You're literally paying a woman $300 to take her out to dinner.

> why in god's name

Isn't it >implied that she'll let you fuck her afterwards?
There's literally no point otherwise.

read the whole OP

Jesus fucking christ. That's the worst prostitution service I've ever heard of.

>women stil wonder why are they in theirs mid 30ties and single, childless and without any future.
kek.

>implying dating wasnt already prostitution

>paying for dates
>pulling chairs
>holding doors
>all in hopes of getting pussy

tit for tat, money for meat, definition of prostitution

So in other words it's a striptease show with none of the stripping?

Obviously, a lot of men assume it's an escort service, since that's basically what it is. Once word gets out that it's not, I'm sure it'll collapse pretty quickly.

Isn't it called prostitution?

I'd rather shell out a few hundred for a who knows my needs instead of a trying whore.

>Literally paying to talk to someone.
I'd buy

Bah, i'd rather stay celibate.

>compensated dating comes to the West
Thanks, Japan.

> In Poppenreiter’s vision, Ohlala is an app for any woman who thinks she ought to be compensated for her time and efforts when she goes out with someone. It seeks to turn leisure time — a precious, dwindling commodity — into billable hours. In that sense, Poppenreiter’s right: her app isn’t really an "Uber for escorts." It’s a TaskRabbit for emotional labor. Perhaps that makes it more radical than anything else — with its tasteful design and young, hip founder, Ohlala suggests a world in which there’s no "kind of woman" who sells her time and affection, because every woman could be that kind of woman.

> a TaskRabbit for emotional labor

I suggest this might be the most 2016 possible sentence.

this shit is for the goofy fucks that'll do anything if they even think they'll get pussy out of the deal.

That's the free market for you. If autists want to pay for women, let them. If they don't, the business will fail and we'll move on.

Enjo-kosai is not a new concept.

I did and it still sounds like prostitution to me. The girl was teasing her client.
It's some crazy variation of prostitution where insecure betas don't get to fuck, but still pay the price and are probably satisfied with it.

>falling for the vaginal jew meme
>not getting a high end penetrable for half the price
Cucks

Bring on the sex bots!

>Sex isn't part of the deal. You're literally paying a woman $300 to take her out to dinner.

Yeah just like you don't pay an escort to fuck her you just pay her to go on a dinner with you.

And craigslist women are really looking for 300 roses for an hour of their time. I guess they're really into the flora.

>Male users post offers for dates, consisting of a time, a duration, and how much money they’re willing to pay — a typical offer is from 1–4 hours at an average price of $300.

Oh come the fuck on.

Someone link that vice documentary where women in Japan are paying men THOUSANDS per night for a sexless date

lmao for 600$ he could have bought some nice escort

Just fuck chicks that keep a few cucks in their phones for rent/take out/walk around money. No money spent on dates and pussy slain. Problem solved.

>Dealing with women
I feel sorry for you guys

What kind of cuck would use this?

This is the most beta thing I've ever heard of. PAYING for the PRIVELEGE to pay for some cunts dinner and listen to her talk about her hair and emotional baggage and then you don't even get to fuck her afterwards. How depressing that some desperate losers will actually do this.

>tfw met my gf on Craigslist some five years ago

There are quality women on there, you just have to look.

Good looking escorts already go for that amount. You could literally have the same thing going on, for a smaller price, while the only difference being that the women at the other end of the table has sucked x1000 less dicks.

Its a x1000 reduction in dick sucking price?

Or 10x for an end of the line woman? Perhaps only 2x less? Kek

That service already exists though and it's called therapists. I think they become cheaper too, I mean it can't cost 200-300 $ to speak an hour or two to some educated woman/man. This new service is really overpriced.

For their next trick, they'll be unveiling an app that lets you pay women to take a hoverhand selfie with you.

Jesus who uses these apps? What the fuck senpai? Who even invests money to develop this shit?

>Average price $300

You can literally buy a high quality fleshlight with lube and cleaner for less than half of that

I'm seriously thinking of ending it right now, I could jump off my 6th floor balcony. What the fuck is going on?? You actually have to pay women for '''''''''their'''''''' time ? Are men this desperate nowdays? Why is pussy on such a high pedestal? I have so many fucking questions left unanswered.

>Send help

>$600

I don't know who to scald more, the stupid cuck or the vain thot

Silicon valley/tech betas who can't get laid.

>2016
>people still date
>not getting to know each others for marriage

so its a normie escort service?

>a typical offer is from 1–4 hours at an average price of $300

Jesus Christ. You could just fuck a prostitute for that kind of money.

>be Californian
>I know how to solve the sexless nerd problem!
>an app that doesn't get them to have sex!
>brilliant

That does actually sound about right.

I'd do it if I was rich.
I've always found it hard to talk to women so I could use the practice.

Someone start an app for woman to find males to do man shit.

>Change a tire: $80
>Kill a bug: $10
>Walk you to your car: $200
>Actually defend you if something happens on that walk: $800
>Fix something: parts and labor

these grills better enjoy the dwindling population of suckers who'll do this kind of shit, soon more and more men will become virtual wizards

youtube.com/watch?v=jve2CSK6iOw

You could just go hire a hooker that's probably better looking, and will straight up fak

You might as well pay for a prostitute and talk to her. At least then you'd also get a lay out of it.

Just don't use the app you beta faggots, christ. Online dating is fucking retarded, go outside and meet girls at events related to your interests and then you already have something to talk about.

Not many dateable girls are in to anime and back end development.

>300 bucks for a date with a basic bitch
>not hopping on backpage and fucking 3 different hookers for 100 bucks each

just lol

Forget about women. Have sex/romance/intimacy with science.

Atleast then you can be a part of those who make sexbots. Or bots that punish these degenerates.

But what would it be called?

Wait...

Why not go to a hooker who will
>actually have sex with you
>be way more attractive looking
>have more experience with sex
>do whatever the fuck else you want

also,
>women are not visible to men before they initiate conversation
What the actual fuck?

Only men with no self-respect would use such a thing.

And at that stage, why even call them men?

Is there ever going to be any blowback for these sluts? Will society ever start shaming them again?

How naive can you be

Like a woman would ever publicize the fact she is on there to get paid to fuck.

Usual Easter Europe rates:
>50-80 EUR - nice 30-40 minute fuck and suck
>150 EUR - 10/10 succubus that will drain your balls dry (homemade sandwitch and tea included)
>anything over 150 EUR - you are just ripping yourself off.

In bigger cities (Warshaw, Prague) shit is even cheaper, cuz ukrainian 10/10 are crashing pussy market.

strawpoll.me/10761590

Dumbest people:

1.Aborig1nals
2.African Blacks

Power gap

3.Pure Native Americans
4.Mulattoes

Power gap

5.South American

6.North Africans
7.Middle-eastern
8.Indian
9.South Asians

Power gap

10.East Asians
11.Europeans

Women were oppressed for thousands of years.
It's our turn, it's justice being served.

>Sup Forums makes fun of married people all the time
>hahaha why would you ever get married lol like I just date and play the field

>dating is just as much of a shitshow
>MGTOW is glorified virginity
There is no winning.

Seems like good old capitalism to me.

>trying to find a husband/boyfriend on tinder
Are these bitches retarded?

Overvalue of the Vagina, stocks are falling.

My straight friend went to a shitty festival and got 10 girls numbers in one day, currently he is cycling through them, banging them all. A third of them apparently want a serious relationship.
Btw, he is a poo in loo.

What I want to say is, if you are having trouble finding a girlfriend or finding a girl to fuck you suck.

>implied
Yeah, it's a scam. Men believe they get laid, so they pay hundreds of dollars.

I know POL prides itself on being right, and smart.

And I agree with you.

Except here's the reality:

This is going to be a HUGE success.

You guys are underestimating the amount of lonely, fat C UCKS that are willing to pay money thinking that will get them some pussy.

Look at all the women "gamers" that show their tits on camera for views and money.

These whores are amassing a HUGE amount of cash via donations.

I'm talking about thousands per day.

Think about that.

So, as much as I laugh at the C UCKS that will pay, I have to give credit to the women who are smart enough to use their cunningness to make money.

KEK.

to them husband/bf is a glorified chauffeur that pays for everything

Your gf is a prostitute

GG no re

Then they deserve their suffering

can you spank their asses for this date ..?

>implying they'll let me tie them up, gag 'em and melt chocolate their asshole for $300

>Using an app that requires you to stump up some cash before even going on a date.
>Paying 600 burgers for a fucking date

I feel no sympathy for these people, seriously, 600 usd, he deserved it. Dumb fuck, it's like when a builder wants cash up front, you give him a quarter now and the rest when they're done, if you do anything else; you have it coming.

There are way more datable girls into anime than you think. You're right about the other thing, though.

sounds like a great new prostitution app

Based Eastern Europe.

>buying food for someone who's physically, mentally and emotionally weaker than you
Yeah no, I'll stick to my ladyboipuccies.

totally agree lad

Better idea.
>talk online with likeminded people
>spend time/money on additional hobbies
>fap
>push the boat out and buy a prostitute
Still cheaper.

Why buy this?
She only cares about money, /tg/ or focused online communities would have genuine interest in discussing VtM and it's free.

Women arent needed for companionship.

Lasombra best clan.

You can fuck atleast 4 girls with that kind of money.

an you wonder why grils get raped an strangled eh lads

Check the news next week

I would find that this woman dying would not hurt my consciousness and I am a person who loves all sentient life.

But why?
>Porn
Free.
>Strip club
Tits in real life, and cheaper
>prostitutes
No beating around the bush, money actually gets you something.

Never understood camwhore doners. You get nothing, when you could get what you want elsewhere.

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having a husband

>I thought that was the expectation

Said no one ever.

Why do they lie?

>quality women
>on Craigslist
Smdh 2bh pham

>you will witness the pussy market crash in your lifetime

Thank you VR!

No, there are quality slam pieces on Craigslist.

If you are an alpha chad or loaded with cash, it's as natural as breathing. If you are bottom 80% of people, of course it's not expected you misogynist.

Not every country has readily available prostution, most of us have to travel and can't often do that.

for that kind of money you can fuck a hooker that looks like a supermodel.

>Stuart had already agreed to pay Tara $600 for their date.

What a colossal idiot.

I literally cannot imagine the cuck who would actually use this app.

M8 I dont look for it but it's known to be here, it's everywhere legal or not Anyone interested will find that stuff.

haha i cant contain my sides

does this app work with bitcoin so i can scam tho?

What the actual fuck

Post-gay acceptance I can't see much use for this sort of app in 2016?

Back in the day Beard dating was a thing for gays, but even then I don't think the demand extended beyond one or two agencies?

>Lasombra

My nigger.

Sup Forums makes fun of dumb married people.

>marrying before you solidify as a person
>your brain isnt finished growing until 25
>personality/interests/likes/desires all fucking change wildly until then
>getting married at 18, and assuming 26 y/o you is going to be the exact same person.
>gets cucked and divorced

Heartiest of fucking keks.

We advocate marriage, just marriage after you've really found that someone and you're matured as a person.

So basically, women pick a man for a date and the man pays them.