ITT We work on the death star, quads blows it up

ITT We work on the death star, quads blows it up

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aight imma head out

Sure hope no one blows us up today

Look at the size of that thing!

Show us some brown stars while we work on the death star

Fake news nothing could blow up this masterpiece of technological might

>Work Work

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Just looking after a delivery of new helmets down in loading dock 47-C. What a lovely view.

Quads? Nonsense, not even quints can stop us

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You like those shiny helmets, dontcha bitch?

This technological terror is nothing compared to the power of quads, my friend.

Get out of here faggot

its ok everyone this thing is to big to fail i feel so safe

pew pew pew

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Hey Derek can I get some thermal paste down here in engineering

I saw Lord Vaders dick once...explained why we're building such a big ship

they have the new visor adjustability, just wait till you get your hands on one

hey guys wana hear somthing crazy i think vader is anakin from the old days

*shitz*

Oh shiggy diggy

Not quads

moboppa bix nood, nawmean?

thats stupid get back to work

Still not quads

God damn it

hey whats that in the distance

brap bang boom

Gib me da quads!

>death star
>looks like the fucking moon

mesa here

*wanks in the intergalactic library*

this man is a hero

whoa

Oof

Off by one!

i have you now

just another regular day at the death star

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Full of failure

Close call dude you almost spilled my coffee on this control panel

Let's test the laser (:^B

Everything's under control, situation normal!

Guys I don't think the shooting practice is helping at all

Let me just place this here carefully.

Crisis avoided.

Just aim away from the target

Ooh! What does this button do?

Opening the control panel and doing some electrical work. Wish me luck.

Hey man, take this hydro spanner. You'll need it for the flux socket.

Closing the panel. Everything is fine!

I really hope that I don't choke on this chicken sandwich

Popeyes chicken sandwich?

Here, take this hydro spanner back. But be careful not to drop it. We're standing on exposed wiring.

just chew it up into round pellets and inhale them

Building progress appears to go smooth right on schedule. Please keep an eye on my tools while I go take a dump. I can't allow my screw and hammer be stolen as I've heard there were accidents of the rebel scum infiltrating the base.

Negative to positive and positive to negative right?

Our engineer is watching tranny porn again. Hope he doesn't get a virus into the mainframe.

You said you wouldn't tell anyone!

This thing has a transmission?

Kinda fucked bro you said that shit on the intercom

Please remember that the intercom is strictly for use by authorized personnel.

>we have an emergency an untermesch has been spotted wearing stormtrooper gear random inspection may occur if you resist you are shot on sight

Oh boy! First day! Hope nothing blows up and kills us!

... don't be too proud of this technological terror you've created....

OK, someone had to say it.

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Does anyone have some extra ration cards? My wife is pregnant and we need to buy some additional supplies.

Ok fella, strip down. You first.

We all have terrible aim. I think if I resist ill have plenty of time to run away and blend in with the other troopers.

Empire poppin
Rebels droppin

Thanks, dude. At least there are no goddamn mynocks around this season.
I swear, last year was hopeless.

Fine day today, right fellas? Hopefully nothing blows up or anything amiright?

SOME CUNT TURNED OFF THE DEFLECTOR SHIELD! WHERE IS THE FUCKING SWITCH?

already quoted our leader

as you can see i am no nigger

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Nigger

This one time, I was going to bone my girlfriend...

Over by the primary heat exchangers, next to the coffee machine.

Oh hey cool button

God I hate that edgy fuck
Dressed in all black
Wait, this is a secure line right?

it's too late chief. systems fucked

is this vent supposed to be open?

I fucking hate the death start it's the worst thing ever built by humans in human history god I fucking hate it

Great now I have to take the turbo lift for 8 fucking minutes and i have no change!

intercom: coffee machine broke
darth vader is in a bad mood take care to stay out of his line of sight or you may get choked

Time to leave!

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a jew had been spotted on the brig a detachment of stormtroopers is to make their way there imediately check the cupboards we have reason to believe it may be hiding there

>installing the thing to destroy this whole thing from the inside out

Nothing to worry about I'm sure

*nasally intercom voice*
could the mouse droid cage fighting ring in sector 67-a128b south duct works please disperse

Im gonna stick my weiner in here

FM-56 said that he was getting a new lock from the supplies closet, but he must have gotten entertained with the tranny porn

Hey guys I'm getting a weird reading on the plasma scope can one of you check it out?

smoko

Women need our cum

>Be me
>working on the Death Star
Roll

Three days till retirement!

>eyy look at that big ass shooting star
>make a wish dude
>i wish we were dead lmao
>lmao
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>ey bruh that shit looks kinda close, doesn't it?

Calling a general smoko all units bog off

Some engineers have been seen wearing their underwear on the outside of their uniforms, this is not acceptable, people get nervous, please stop this behaviour or face repercussions.

Seems to be all clear sir