Quickest and most painless way to kill yourself, go. I'm curious

Quickest and most painless way to kill yourself, go. I'm curious.

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I'm looking for a cheap, easy way. Household and no setup.

Helium suffocation. Bonus points: it's painless

I love you.

That's good. Just have to pay for some helium and dollar store balloons. Probably effective since I got suicide hotline when I googled it.

Shotgun in mouth. ~99% efficacy. Use buckshot.

Chew off the end of a shotgun Cobain style.

I think I'd be scared of pulling a trigger. Something slower and quieter would be easier for me.

Booze, Aspirin, hot bath and a razor.
The booze numbs the pain of cutting your arms open, the hot water and Aspirin make you bled out super fast.
Drift away tipsy and comfortable

You won't even hear the shot.
You don't want shorter. Shorter is less effective because you can call 911 in an act of self preservation. Pills and cutting have very low success rates.

On the other hand, hanging takes forever and is very painful apparently.

Start with a few cocktails, hear nice music, gradually go to harder booze and only then go into the bath tub.
Take two or three aspirin and wait 15 minutes.
Take a deep breath, watch some Netflix or TV, so you don't feel alone in your last minutes.
Then, when you feel like it, take a fresh razor and pull it with your strong arm in one swift motion over your underarm.
Dont forget: the two thick strings in your arms are not your arteries, but your tendons, so you might want to cut directly between them, s you don't loose control over your weak hand and chicken out at the last moment.
Finally, put the cut arm back into the water, clench it a few times, keep drinking and watching TV.

I have a heart condition that requires Bystolic which is a blood thinner. I've been hoping that would kill me by itself, but no luck. I drink almost every day.

Good advice

The best part is, if you don't actually feel like murdering yourself, you can just let out the razor part. Up to that point, you can just relax for some time, and the Aspirin might even counter the hangover

It's not even 8:30 and you want to die?

Fuck your dog

Cut of a centimeter of your body once a month. It will be relatively painless and not take too much time to heal. I don't know much about medicine but I assume at some point you'll die when there's not enough of you left.

This

It's not good advice; it is terrible advice.

This is a surefire way to call 911 and get stitched up in the ER. Then get put on a 5150.

thermonuclear explosion, bonus points for every infidel you take with you

Everything alright OP?

Ecstasy overdose. Just be sure to take over 1000mg

Okay how can I kill myself easier?

Nice dubs
Pills alone are, in my opinion, a terrible way to go out, most pills you can overdose on might not kill you, but fuck up your kidneys and worsen your general position

Easiest way is to let the universe do it

Choke yourself to death on an extremely large COCK!!!

Great advice you dick heads.

OP, please reconsider. There is so much to life, suicide survivors have spoken out about how it always gets better, don't give up OP I believe in you

I think they spike helium with CO2 now. So you'd struggle and rip off the bag.

Easy to survive 10 points. Pills are the least effective suicide method. Very very easy to fail with pills and end up with brain damage.

Y'all suck at suicide.
lostallhope.com

Downside is the body will be completely fucked up by the water by the the time it is found, in case that's a problem for you

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you dont need to kill yourself OP, you have something fun to live for now

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Thought "hit by train" said "hit by rain", my sides crumbled and withered away.

I am so scared just thinking about those. The moment just before would be the very end. Nothing more after that. No more family, friends, life. Even the bad moments would seem good if there is nothing at all. Too scary for me man

You don't want to die. That is good. Seek mental healthcare or get 5150ed if you need to.

Who the fuck kills themselves by set fire to self

I'd rather get fingered by a homeless man in an overcoat underneath a rusty bridge.

Thanks, I'm not OP just lurking through the thread.

I'm not suicidal either, just curious. Thanks for your concern though

Protestors.

yes you must stay here and be useful to society. be a good little worker bee.

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kinky, I like it

Plastic bag over head. Feed in party store helium so you don't feel like suffocating. Drift off painlessly.

Fun fact: The escape bag was conceived by a guy who realized most suicides have a loss of control, and if they feel control over this one thing, they get better.

Skeletons have been known to douse themselves in flames before an attack. The skeleton wars were some of the most brutal times.

Geez cutting wrists used to be my best bet on the topic, but I guess you just have too much time to chicken out. I guess the trick is to drink enough to immediately drift off after cutting but not too drunk to mess up the cutting.
I'd really like to know where those infos come from

A motorcycle helmet filled within plastique. Relatively easy to make, reliable detonation, the 6700m/s detonation means you won't feel a thing, and the results are spectacular. You can find the recipe on the internet. Bonus- it'll probably be on a wrekt thread within days...

painless: helium.
quick: explosive.
both: large calber bullet to the middle of your head, maybr.

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Banned

i imagine explosives would be pretty painless as well

Just stop existing, it's literally that easy.

Swallow a massive dungball from Andy Sixx and you'll leave this world happy. Win win really.

Picky ass motherfucker just buy a gun goddamn

I mean INHALE the fucking thing. Scattered with corn, the works.

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this, if you're committing suicide then it doesn't matter if it's expensive, use your last money

make sure to hit the brain stem

>Quickest and most painless way to kill yourself, go. I'm curious.
death is the quickest way to kill yourself

Publicly state that you have hard evidence against various rich and famous people who organize a child prostitution ring.
Suddenly you will miraculously kill yourself before you even know it

It ain't easy when we don't have the previous experience of suicide

go into battle, preferably attack some rich assholes private island with likeminded individuals.
nothing like dying in the heat of intense struggle
wont even be suicide so you forget your shame

Shotgun to the back of the head. EZ and quick. Just make sure to do it somewhere where the mess won't be a pain for others

Here you go, have fun

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