ITT:Awkward sexual experiences

ITT:Awkward sexual experiences

>be me, 15 virgin
>working my first job as a lifeguard with a bunch of hot girls
>we have a team meeting and I see one of the hottest girls stand up from her chair for a moment
>I think it’s funny to “steal” her chair and sit down in it real quick
>she sees me and just shrugs and sits down on my lap
>immediately feel her perfectly shaped ass wrap around my dick through out wet swimsuits
>her every movement feels like ecstasy on my inexperienced dick
>realize I’m getting a boner and start to panic
>I don’t want to freak her out, and I don’t want everyone in the meeting to see my boner through my swim shorts
>I basically yell at her to get off of me
>I stand up and run into the bathroom

Probably should’ve just sat there and enjoyed it. Damn

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My older sister caught me naked in her bedroom. Best not ask....

Go on...

No now you gotta tell. This isnt hooked faggot

Ok I’ll do another

>I’m 16 watching a movie at my gf’s house
>she has 2 little sisters who like to hang out with us
>one is 14 and likes to flirt with me a lot
>me, my gf, and her 14yo sister are sharing a blanket on the couch
>her sister keeps squirming around and pushing her butt against me
>eventually her hand lands on/near my crotch
>my dick notices...
>I get harder and harder and she keeps her hand there
>she has to know what’s going on, but she doesn’t grab my dick or anything- just keeps it on my crotch
>I’m still virgin and just a hand on my hard dick was too much
>I came in my shorts
>had to excuse myself and go home before the movie was over

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> be 14
> experimented with other boys and girls my own age but never had actual sex
> going to a friends house because he had ritalin
> not there, but his 16 year old sister is there watching a movie
> invites me to stay
> out of the blue she starts kissing me
> insta-diamonds
> i've barely ever talked to this girl
> moves my hand to her shorts and starts rubbing me
> shorts off for both of us, she turns her butt to me on the couch
> super wet, slipped right in
> thrust, thrust, spurt
> hyper embarrassed and split within 10 minutes

>be me, 12 or 13 totally sexually inexperienced and pretty sexually uneducated
>at awkward legally blind girl's house sleeping over with two other girls, a loud one and a quiet one
>loud one has to go home, quiet girl stays but instantly goes to sleep on the floor somehow just staring into the ground
>Just half blind girl and I, sitting next to each other on a couch (stupidly close to the tv for her eyes) watching cartoons
>We start talking about guys and I already feel awkward with her since I have to describe their hair colour and stuff even though she knows them and sees them a ton
>A commercial break comes and our legs have been touching for a while. I say something stupid and she puts her hand on my thigh and laughs and I jerk away (I'm pretty high strung)
>She comes up with a game
>"Okay user, let me see how far I can get my hand up your shorts without you jerking away!"
>Confused but hey more fun than commercial breaks
>she starts at my knee and slowly moves her hands up my shorts and I keep jerking away once she reaches a certain point on my leg about two inches from my underwear
>genuinely not horny at all but she stares "at me" (looking slightly away from me but with her face where mine is basically) with terrifying intensity
>"let me do it."
>I can't help it and jerk away again
>she starts for what must be the tenth time but suddenly speeds her hand up and basically punches my vag
>I'm too shocked to say anything and don't jerk for some reason
>she "helps me" pull off my shorts ("...but but the show is back..." "Shh...")
>we play truth or dare because I'm too shy to tell her I'm uncomfortable and think this is weird
>I go first, say truth
>"will you not not not not not let me lick you?"
>I'm confused and say either yes or no
>she smiles broadly and licks me until she's tired (wasn't a fan and still am not, it felt weird)
>okay your turn again since you actually sort of did me a favour
>I pick dare
>dare you to let us 69

1/2

>basically punches my vag
kek

>internally groan but do it anyway because what the fuck
>she smells and tastes so horrible I almost gag before I'm even down there
>somehow stick it out for about 30 seconds then come up for fresh air like a suffocating dolphin
>she looks in my general direction
>"user, what's wrong? don't you like it?"
>lightbulb
>"y..yeah! it's just...I'm gonna orgasm if you keep doing that!" (I knew it was something that happened at the end of the sex and the girl screams loud but nothing else about it)
>her eyes light up (well, what I could see of her pupils anyway) and she goes back to licking me as I try to hold my breath while touching her with my tongue and wait until I'm almost out of breath
>forget to do the orgasm thing and run out of breath
>come up for air
>she stops too to look at me and our eyes meet
>I look at her in the eyes and smell her somehow still from what's in my mouth
>orgasm time
>our eyes still locked, I scream like I'm being raped
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>she's shocked and confused, barely moves and starts to stutter a sentence
>her dad, former special forces, sprints downstairs

I felt sick to my stomach every time I saw her in school, never talked to her again

When I was 10 or 11 a boy down the street invited me to a sleepover. He was new to town and kind of weird so I felt bad for him and went. Everything was fine until we actually got in bed. He was in the bunk bed above mine and said, “hey user, wanna see something?” I said “sure I guess”. I look up and he had his pajama pants pulled down with his hard dick out, jacking it off. He laughed a bunch and I laughed due to how fucking weird it was, eventually fell asleep

Never talked to him again

That blind girl probably thinks about that night everyday of her life lol

Kek so glad someone else had the same experience
Oh please no hahah.
The reason I mentioned the quiet girl (Chekhov's Gun lol) is because I still wonder if she saw us. If she looked up she totally fucking could have but I don't remember her moving at all

She probably did when you screamed like a banshee lol

She was probably fucking scared for a good few years tbh

That's what freaked me out, she didn't move at all then as far as I noticed and she definitely had the personality and gave off the vibes of a really heavy sleeper

Be me in college and have had sex with only one girl before

>roommate has a female friend vacationing and staying with us
>she brings her friend along
>drinking
>drunk
>roommate kissing friend
>me kissing her friend
>"foursome!!!!"
>get into bedroom and girls get naked
>roommate and I take off pants
>cant get dick hard
Combination of nervousness and drinking probably
>the two others leave the room (probably because of the awkwardness)
>get semi hard and finally work my way inside girl
>cum in about 60 seconds

Lmao dude same thing except it was a threesome

>female roommate in college was 6/10
>female roommates best friend was a 9/10
>I’m trying to study, like a good student, but the roommate and her friend are getting drunk and trying to distract me
>they literally start teasing me by flashing me and licking the others nipples
>I move over to the bed and they pull down my shorts and start sucking my limp dick
>nervous as fuck...can’t get hard
>girls are laughing at me
>the roommate leaves and I finally get hard enough to fuck the friend
>cum in less than a minute
>I fuck her a few more times over the next month or so, with slightly better success
>roommate doesn’t talk to me the rest of the year

I fucked a shemale prostitute in the red light district.
Never been into shemales so slightly regret it.
But my awkwardness prevented me from leaving so I paid 100 euros got a bj and fucked his ass. Didn't touch his dick though

Jesus Christ OP. You might as well get a tattoo across u face that says "I hate pussy" and another tattoo above ur ass that says "open for business."

>never been into shemales
>fucks a shemale

What led up to this? Why not normal hooker?

>be me
>...
>now i am 40 year old virgin
The end

I think I got raped by my ex gf

I was living with her and her fam for a few months while saving money and getting a new place since I’d just moved down to the area (we met before she graduated and I was moving down to around where she’s from for my own school).It’d been about a year and a half we dated but somethin was off I guess. I had a gut feeling we’d end soon since even though we had good times together there was no serious communication between us.

This culminated in me eventually not putting out very much. I was growing away from her, and the first real fight we had pretty much solidified the idea that if I just mentally afk’d for a while we could easily be married, and certainly end in divorce. No good way to communicate, and I realized I didn’t have a desire to work on it. I didn’t accept this for a while but I did subconsciously and just stopped putting out.

She’d start doing just about whatever to get me going, but eventually the little tricks stopped working and I’d find an excuse to dip out, except one time.

Just got off work, nowhere to go, lying in bed on our phones. She starts feeling on me, I don’t reciprocate. Kissing on me, again I turn away. She pulls out my dick I just kind of lay there thinking me and my flaccid dick are not down. Big :| only face.

I don’t really know what to do here. I live and sleep with the girl. We can’t seriously communicate. If I literally tell her “stop” I have to think of a reason. The reason is I am beginning to think I don’t wanna be with you, but I need to stay with you a few more weeks til my lease starts then maybe I’ll be able deal with my feelings about it. At this point Im already hard from her playing and she hops up on it.

I literally don’t move the whole time. I just lay there like :| till one of us cums, then she hops off when she’s done and is silent a sec till going “I feel like I’m raping you”

I just laugh, but she was prolly right.

Passable Grindr trans are free and always down

Was 22 at the time, me and 2 friends had some drinks, to our next location we pass true the red light district (3 of us never visited a hooker), suddenly friend 1 says holy shit that is like my dream girl behind that window and says I'm going for it, we laugh about it and say fine meet us at "place close by in about an hour", keep walking friend 2 says, you know what I'm going for one too, waves to a hooker walks over to her window and walks in.
Suddenly I'm alone, a bit drunk and slightly autistic in the red light district.
Get nervous awkward all while thinking ok I'll go for one too this is my chance.
Spot a cute petite luring at me, don't pay attention cause you know awkward and nervous walk in, he/she leads me upstairs thinking nice ass but somethings off, in the room I notice the bulge, think fuck shit it has a dick.
Don't dare to speak up that I made a mistake so I paid up, thought well I'm here might as well costed me 100 euros already and went with it.

>greentext or fake gayboi

I died of laughter thinking of her dad running down the stairs.

I don’t know if this counts, but the first time I ever came was from “fucking” a stuffed animal puppet. It was a yellow alien with a black cape. I came in it’s head

>Be me, 14
>Get invited to party of girls I barely knew
>Awkwardly standing in corner while everyone else dances
>Girl's little brother is playing Red Dead Redemption
>Ask for help so I start playing
>6/10 girl comes over and starts grinding in my lap
>She smells like pennies and body odor
>Don't say anything to her and just move my head around her to keep playing
>She gives up after a while and leaves
>Little brother ask why I didn't fuck her
>Walked home in shame after that

dude... just wow
you kinda raped yourself

I've wondered before what this should be called.
Half rape?
You didn't give consent but you were concious enough to tell her to stop.

Then again alot of people call it rape when a guy has sex with a girl and she doesn't tell him to stop tho because of summat like it'd be embarassing or she'll get fired or ostricized.
I guess those examples were kinda like your experience, like girls letting guys fuck them for gain or risk of loss of job opportunity (in your case a roof over your head)

>25 horny. alone.
>on grindr as well cause at least they talk to me
>agree to meet some guy. don't really want to, but the prospect excites me
>drive to meetup expecting to msg him from nearby about being nervous and then ghost him
>but he sees me drive up and before I know it he's opened door and hopped in
>start driving to quiet area, he's playing with my dick
>okay this is fine i guess
>quiet area. pull over. he bends over. I can't get it in.
>he blows me some. feels good, don't cum.
>we start jerking together. he cums and helps me cum too.
>he leaves. lives close
>I vomit in bushes.

How hot was he and are you Sup Forums autistic or like clinically autistic?

Thing is.... If you tell her to stop, you dont have to have a reason, other than, "I just dont want to."

Thanks. I'm 37 and virgin, and I appreciated your comment.

>not hard
>then cums in 60 seconds
fucking kek

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he was fine. latino or whatever. had a nice cock I guess? i blocked him after I vomited but kinda wish I could give it another try

Sat at home alone one night and got a notification on my phone. Opened it to find a video from a co-worker who I never really had much to do with. It was around 5 minutes of filthy talk, completely naked, played with her tits and pussy then fingering herself to orgasm.
She's very average looking but the surprise of it made me rock hard. Guessing it was the thing to do, I sent a video back, talking dirty about her and masturbating then shooting my load. I was pretty certain we'd end up fucking but she didn't reply. In fact she didn't even look at it. I thought I'd blown it so went to bed feeling like a loser.
Next morning I woke up to dozens of frantic messages from her. Turned out she got drunk and must've sent it to me by accident. She was freaking out, asked if I'd shown it to anyone and begged me not to tell a soul. I agreed and everything was almost cool until I made a joke about how I'd obviously made my night. Turned out she hadn't watched the whole video I'd sent, she'd stopped it near the beginning before I'd even got my dick out. After an awkward few minutes silence she started freaking out again, calling me a perv for masturbating over her when it was obviously a mistake and without outright saying it, told me I had a small dick.

Work around her has been awkward ever since. It's mostly never brought up but every now and then she'll make a jibe about me being a weirdo.

So you were really on grindr out of subconscious interest. Do you now consider yourself at least slightly bi?
You should go for it unless it's one of those things where rape victims (not saying you're a rape victim just that it may have been slightly traumatising) go and have sex with their abuser or want to try something again so they are in control or can come to terms with what happened (I hope that came across properly, not really sure how to articualte that)

Was it atleast a little bit hot? Did you cum?

i dunno. i think i'm just horny and willing to do whatever.

i've done more after that. haven't fucked a guy yet or blown one, but gotten blown .gone into strange guys apartments and watched porn with them naked. got a bj from a guy in a parking lot, tons of phone sex, etc.

Lmao that’s a good one

Why would you put up with that shit? I'd tell the whole fucking world since she wants to be a fucking cunt.

You're a pussy.

She made a 'bate vid, sent it to someone (in this case, you) and then freaked out? I'm surprised that she didn't claim that you raped her and file a report with HR.

Perhaps it's time to overcome the repressed anger and show her to us. Let's see her body.

This. She sent you unsolicited nudes which is apparently the most traumatic thing in the world these days. Don’t let her drunk slutty ass forget who started it.

>I basically yell at her to get off of me
>I stand up and run into the bathroom
When the autism kicks in.
God bless you.
I'm a 40 year old virgin and this was the greatest greentext I read in a long time

I don't get it, he had sex, isn't this automatically a win?

>16 virgin and emo weeb
>have friend group of mostly 5/10 emo girls
>those girls always wanted me to show more skin since I always cover myself in black hoodies
>one day emo girl grabs my arms and another starts to un-zip my hoodie
>I spaz out and start trashing my arms to get free
>accidentally grabs the girls tit behind me
>she immediately stops and looks at me
>ahshit.jpeg
>"user if you want to feel these all you have to do is just ask"
>panic and shout I'm gay
>she looks at me with disgust and walks away
>realize I could have gotten a laid if I wasn't such a spaz

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Fucking lost

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fake user...

I was perfectly OK earlier this morning.
Now, I want to watch this vid. In ways that I don't fully understand.
Fuck her, user. Share the slut with Sup Forums.

Jesus Christ dude.

When I was 15 my 9 year old step sister caught me jerking off. She asked a bunch of questions and the asked to watch me. By the time I’m ready to cum she had her face only a few inches from my dick. Don’t warn her or say anything just let my cum loose on her face. She ran away screaming and I hid in my room. Later my step mom finds me and asked my why I thought it was ok to pee on my step sister. So relieved, Instantly feel blood come back into my body and voice come back. Just say I thought it would be funny but I get that it wasn’t and say sorry. Made to say sorry for peeing on her to step sister. Grounded for a month. So that’s how I came on my step sister and basically got away with it because she thought my cum was pee.

The bj was pretty good to be fair.
It was the first time I fucked a butthole and it was surprisingly tight.
Took a while to get into it bit I came rather hard after tbf pretty nice sex in a lot of positions.

>2006, 17 years old
>Sister has a bunch of friends over for a 4th of July party
>There are like 60 people at our house total
>I'm hiding in my room playing music and video games because I was a retard
>Two of my sisters friends go to my room, close and lock the door
>It was a loud family party and people were everywhere, so all you could hear was talking, music, fireworks, etc
>They were both 16 or so
>I turn and tell them to go away
>They both hopped onto my bed and started swaying around, giggling, dancing
>I get up, point at the door and tell them to leave
>One starts taking her top off, I freaked out, pushed her, she fell, they unlock the door and leave

FFW to 2am

>My door opens
>They are back
>Flip on the light
>They are both in night gowns and headed my way
>I sit up in bed, tell them to leave because I had work in the morning

At the time I thought they were just trying to annoy me. After a few years I realized what was really going on. F.

Reminds me of me a little in highschool.

>Girl I am madly in love with writes her phone number on one of my magazines and tells me to call her
>Didn't know if maybe it was a prank or even if not had no clue what to talk to her about so never called
>she asks me on quite a few occasions why her phone isnt ringing at night
>still dont fucking call
>One day in school walking behind her and her friend going up the stairs
>Hand accidentally grazes her ass.
>friend: "you better be careful or she's going to start to like you"
>love: "too late"
>my head: "she's too good for you and there is no way shes being serious, never try for her."
>last day of school, decide to bring her a flower (i know cheesy as fuck but whatever) and tell her how much i like her.
>she skips

fuck me Sup Forumsros i still get sad thinking about this. a few more things happened between us that i didnt mention but there was some block in my head that would never let them all connect and convince myself that she actually liked me

and sorry thats not really a sexual experience unless you count an ass grazing but i was just piggybacking of his story.

Dude...yer killin' me...

F

That is technically rape. Imagine if the genders were reversed.

Natural selection, thank you for making sure your autism will not be passed on to the next generations.

F

Were they ugly?

>At the time I thought they were just trying to annoy me. After a few years I realized what was really going on. F.
Why? Did you hate yourself and always assume the worst about others' intentions?

Yeahh, Elon Musky...you was all time

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My uncle and I used my cousin as a sex slave for 6 years. When I was 11 I walked in on her blowing him. I froze didn’t know what to do. My uncle took me aside and offered me sex with her to stay quiet. Instead of doing the right thing i did as he said. For the next six years we both fucked her and had her suck us almost everyday. At first I only did thing to her with my uncle present but we soon found time alone together. I think it was easier for her to do things with me rather than him. Then when she was 15 she was sucking my dick when she burst into tears and said she couldn’t take living like this anymore. I was caught off guard and scared to death so did the only thing that seemed to make sense. I started crying to and said I hate how her dad had done this to us. We held each other and cried and vowed to tell the family. We told them that night and my uncle was arrested a week later. We both testified against him. He tried to use me in his defense saying I was a willing participant and I exacerbated the situation but my cousin shot that down on the stand laying the blame solely at his feet. He got 20 years for both of us and probably won’t live to get out. The night of the sentencing she snuck into my room and fucked my brains out. Afterwards she thanked me for supporting her and said she knows we shouldn’t keep doing this but that she enjoyed having sex with me. We still have sex a few times a year even though we are both married now.

Another one from me

>Be 2002
>Got sent to mountain biking camp
>Total social retard, avoided everyone as much as possible
>One of the counselors even pulled me aside and asked me if I was ok
>He told me to make sure to show up at the dance that all of the campers were going to be at
>I reluctantly show up at the camp pavilion
>Now, I'm speaking as a young teenager here so dont get the wrong impression, but this gorgeous blonde walks up to me and starts talking
>I look around, notice the counselor spying on me, he gives me the thumbs up
>So I do my best to talk with this girl. She looked identical to that Brittney Snow actress
>She and I start awkwardly dancing
>Actually started to have a good time
>Notice other counselors watching, like "wow that retard kid actually found someone to dance with him"
>Start to get embarrassed, leave, hide in my cabin
>30 minutes later, the door opens and its another girl
>She sees me, says "Hey, this is from Amanda(?)" and hands me a note
>Note was basically a "I think you are cute, meet me at cabin (#) tonight and we'll make sure you never forget camp"

What do you suppose my retarded self did? You guessed right, didnt go. I got so embarrassed I tore up the note and refused to leave the cabin for the next two days. They called my parents and I was picked up early.

Shall I continue?

One was average, the other was and still is a solid 9/10

I was socially inept. I was 4 years younger than my classmates in school, graduated college at 18, and didnt figure out how to socialize until my mid 20s. I'm happily married now, so there is at least a happy ending

I have more stories too... This happened often while growing up. I was rebound bait. Every girl that friendzoned me always came back around but I refused them. Didnt actually have anything physical until I met my wife when I was 23. She broke me of that lifestyle rather quickly

And this was a year ago?

>me, 19
>Have girl as your best friend
>She avoids shoving off her naked body like the cancer itself
>me, her and her boyfriend doing sauna like every other weekend (the bf is one of my mainmen also)
>ofc she wears bikini in sauna, men naked
>this time bf goes off earlier than me and her
>I let her shower before me and she leaves the blackish sauna door open
>the fucking sauna door is perfect mirror in that angle to see someone showering in the shower room
>I just watch quietly as she is washing her amazing body
>I'm drinking my beer and thinking what the fuck to do
>decide not to let her know and watch her freak out about that
>I'm okay to bring this information to grave with me
>fast forward 2 months we do the same sauna as we always
>she teases me with his bf about me not seeing her naked body
>I'm kinda pissed to the way she told that
>I come clean about seeing her 2 months ago
>her bf burst laugh and brofist me
>she watches me in horror like I killed her dog or something
>she didn't talk me for good 3 months

>be me 4
>My birthday
>Big party with friends and family
>Go with my Kindergarten friend into bathroom
>We kiss
>I lock the door
>We gigle
>We take out pants of
>I touch her vagine
>She touches my penis
>We laugh
>Hear loud as motherfucking banging on the door
>We pull pants up
>I open the door
>Über pissed dad
>Tells girl nicely to go back to the party
>She leaves
>He starts beating the fuck out of me
>Yells „what have you done“
>I am completely confused
>Go back to party with wounds on my face and body
>Keep playing with friends

And that folks is how i touched my first cunt!

You came to the wrong neighborhood normie.
We haven't had sex for 40 years.
We can sense your lies from miles away.

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I met a girl online on a social networking website in St Louis called stlpunk when we were like 18. She ended up being a bit fat and ugly for my standards at the time when I saw her in person but I drove like a half hour to her in my gas guzzling sports car which at the time was a long way to drive for puss plus walked up like 4 flights to get to her apartment door. Walk in it's pretty much an empty apartment and her 16yo brother is playing Xbox on the floor. Make awkward hello and head back to her room. She has a mattress on the floor and a tv. We cuddle & I'm trying to get the green light to fuck her, just rubbing her all over & interpreting her body language back. She kinda stops me & we start talking. She says her family was on the news a little while ago because her dad held them all hostage then killed her and her brothers mom & himself in front of them during a police barricade. Holy box of issues. Oh well. Get back to trying for the puss. She then pins me down & dry humps me cowgirl style. Hurts like fuck cuz of my jeans zipper grinding my erection & she's fat and violently thrashing on me but I rode it out hoping for pussy. She gets off cuz she only has pjs on and says she doesn't do sex on first date but maybe next time. I leave and never talk to her again and call my bro to tell him how I just got raped by free willy. The end.

Ok one more from me...

>2005
>Coworker invites me over to his place to play video games after work
>Meet his family, good people
>His sister wouldnt leave me alone, she was the same age as me
>A year later when Myspace became huge, she added me and would talk with me on AIM for a while every night
>I'd log into Myspace and always have messages from her
>She was definitelty cute, sort of looked like a young Sandra Bullock but shorter
>Remember Myspace "surveys?" She would do one every day and ask me to fill it out too, then message me about it
>One seemed a bit "revealing" and it sparked an odd conversation
>I told her I had never dated anyone
>She kept prying, and every answer was "no"
>I heard the AIM message tone, check it... its her, telling me to pick her up in my car
>Odd, where would she want to go at 9pm?
>Tell her it is late and I can help her run errands another night

Oh it gets even better...

>Be me 8
>14 year old friend invites me to his place
>We go to his play room
>Tells me to get naked
>He does it too
>Tells me to bend over
>He starts putting toys in my ass
>I feel weird
>Tells me to suck his penis
>I am confused
>I do it
>I don‘t like it
>He then jump on me
>Rapes me and then tells me to put my clothes back on
>I am shaking and sperm is dripping into my Mickey Mouse underwear
>Go home
>Never talked about it ever

Never let your young brother/son/friend etc. hang out with older kids.

Literally what I’m doing with my daughter. She’s only 2 and my nephew is 5. I’ve caught him multiple times trying to take her to secluded areas where people can’t see them. Last time they were on some stairs at my sisters ghetto ass place and he was giving her a hug and my daughter gave him a kiss on his cheek. I ain’t letting that shit happen.

Cont...

So around that time, some rando adds me on Myspace per usual...
>Message her, ask if I know her
>Cute blonde girl that is into cars, also drives a Mustang
>She starts talking with me about cars, and being socially inept I kept talking about cars, how I wanted to build an engine, put a smaller supercharger pulley on, etc
>She and I talked a lot, along with the other girl
>They knew each other and started talking crap about one another
>I found this to be weird, couldnt figure out why they were telling me all this
>Mustang girl starts sending me provocative pics while I was at work
>Her in a nightgown
>Her in a bikini
>I had a Razr, and pics sucked back then
>Coworker grabs my phone off my desk, sees the pic, goes "Holy shit, user got a girlfriend!!"
>Office coworkers crowd around, I try to get my phone back
>One guy goes "Dude are you hitting that??"
>I go "No, I dont know why she is sending me that crap anyways."
>Laughter
>He hands me my phone back and says "You have a lot of growing up to do"
>She kept sending me pics every few hours
>She then texts me and says "We need to see each other tonight"
>Ok, whatever maybe itll shut her up
>We meet, get dinner at Applebees, she tells me to come back to her place
>My response was no, and I left

...Other girl found out, sent me a love confession on Myspace. I replied "Dont"

Damn, I wish I could go back in time. I was such an idiot.

I feel that man. Unless you're real popular or a jock or something you don't realize how much pussy you could've got in your hayday until you're 25 and they are all married or have kids and got fat now.

>be me
>33
>talk to woman on irc
>fake I'm good
>a few weeks pass
>she literally begs for my cock in her pussy mouth and ass
>autism anxiety kicks in
>dissapear
>this happened with 6 different girls
>more stories like this outside irc (like one time girl alone in home wanted cook me breakfast).
40 and virgin.
If you are hearing this C, M, M, B, D, O and others I'm sorry

>>realize I could have gotten a laid if I wasn't such a spaz
A literal spaz at that.

Call her a slut who sends naked videos to random coworkers next time she calls you creepy or weird

>Be me, in college sports at uni.
>at training facility getting some rehab work done in my hip, groin bc I strained a pubic muscle.
>literally the muscle that surrounds my dick. See attached.
>the only fix is to get a technique called graston where they use a chisel like tool and dig in the muscle to loosen up knots.
>head trainer suggests to let the new hot student trainer do the graston.
>I'm in my spandex shorts so you can see everything.
>I assume the position, me know my back with my legs spread and above my head
>sexy student trainer is on the bench with me using her body and legs to keep me elevated.
>shes inches from my balls, asshole and dick
>time to do the digging, shes literally pushing my nuts to the side in order to get to that part of my muscles.
>so much disregard for my genitialia
>graston hurts like absolute hell, balls are being man handled
>finally we finished and she was instructed to stretch me out.
>I'm in my back and shes stretching my hip flexors and glutes.
>my dick was tucked up on my belly pointing to the side.
>she grabs my hips and puts her whole thumb over my slight chub
>theres no mistake we both know her hand is on my dick.
>shes is as stead as a rock, doesnt flinch, doesn't react, just keeps holding me there til the stretch was one, dick under her hand the whole time.
>ignoring it seemed to make it 10x more obvious and awkward.
>leave feeling awkward and embarrassed.
>see her at a party couple days later and drunkenly bring it up.
>we both laugh about it.
>had classes with her for 4 more years of making awkward small talk and jokes about touching dicks only to never try anything.

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My whole life I've been a slow/non-cummer. Even when I was 15 years old, I could fuck for an hour. Honestly, not a good trait to have. But I'd been pursuing this one girl for years and finally got her back to my place. Dropped a load in her within one minute of entry. I'd never had that happen. And then, I think due to embarrassment, I couldn't get it up again. Never got another shot at her and she told everyone she knew.

The fuck?? What am I reading?

Ahahaha

Just like marriage...

I went out once with my friends and a flat ass chick tried to grind on me. I didn't know if she was drunk or drugged but she was really confident with her ass. Can green text if you guys want to hear it.

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Hahahaha my sides!

Some context first:
>Since I was 11 I started to feel obsessed with my sister´s body, specially with her ass.
>She is 3 yearls older than me.
>She got angry many times and confronted me because she busted me checking her ass
>This obsession luckily stoped 2 or 3 yearls ago.

Story time!
>Being 18 yo (and she 21)
>I arrive to my house in the morning completly drunk after many hours drinking
>My parents are on vacation
>My sister is having a small party, everybody is wasted.
>They invite me to join, I accept.
>We drink, we smoke, we laugh and eventually we start to play truth or dare games
>I remember giving her a little kiss on the lips and laughing our asses off.

> BLACKOUT TIME! Can´t remember shit of the next minutes or hours.

>Next Thing I remember is both of us entering to her bed to sleep.
>Both of us in underwear
>She sleeps giving me her back
>I slowly start to move closer to her, pressing my dick into her ass (remember, my fantasy ass since I was 11)
>Even drinking for at least 14 hours I get the sweetest boner I ever had.
>Cant control myself and start to playing with her perky boobs.
> She just moans a little bit but doesn´t say anything.
>I pull down her panties a little bit and stick my dick between her butt cheeks.
>Cant resist myself and cum between her glorious ass in no more than 2 minutes
>I pass out.


Next Morning:
>We wake up and she freaks out and asks WTF happened!
>I say I dont remember shit, we look confused and I go to my room
>We never ever talked about it again.

But I know that:

>She let her little brother to play with her body and cum in her ass.

Probably the best day of my life!!!!

Pic related, it´s her.

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> experimented with other boys
go read some books to children you fucking drag queen

I'm glad we 4channers still can't read

Nice! Love her little tits.
Do you have a sweet collection of sister nudes?

you are correct about her ass. mmmm. sweet. got any pics of your mom?

>be me 15, fucking 12 year old virgin
>normal sex going well except im trying to tell her what to do
>after sex i turn the bedroom light o
>she sees my dick
>`wtf user why does your dick look like that?`
>mfw she thinks that the entire dick is meant to be hairy and not just the balls
>now im explaining to her i don't have fucking aids or some shit and that hair doesn't grow on the dick
>have sex again after explaining
>`shove that hairless dick in me user`
>mfw
>couldn't carry on because i was laughing too much to get hard
>now having to explain to her that boners can go down and im not in control

started dating shortly after and been together for 4 years. probably more funny than awkward but it was awkward at the time.

He said RDR not RDR2. Learn to read.

I once came close to fucking a 15 year old girl
>I was 15 too officer man so it would be legal
And now the twist
>I never had sex and I'm 40 year old virgin

Bro, that made me sad. I hope you've taken many oppurtunitys since!

>Shall I continue?
I thought I was the only super-retard on this earth

>having social media with friends you talk to
Normie

Consider donating your brain to science to find a cure for autism

That is fucked up dude. You still fucking this chick? How long ago was all this?