I'd love to kick Greta Thunberg in the head...

I'd love to kick Greta Thunberg in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch her with the full force of my steel capped toe under her chin, send that little faggot flying through the air. As she lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on her own blood, her jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of her skull, I stand over her and laugh wickedly. She looks up at me in fear and pain, her eyes searching, begging me for mercy. She finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting her skull like a melon and finally ending her pathetic life.

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can you stop roleplaying by yourself? it's weird.

y did mike myers even kno donald pleasance?

bathe.

What a pathetic idiot you must be if you can't deal with her in any other way...

shed pounds.

that's one of the strangest responses i've gotten on Sup Forums, but thanks for that

wow this is pathetic. shes a child. get your fucking head in order.

Y tho?

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shower and shave.

dilate.

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diet.

cope

Y all the hate tho? Fuck do you care what she does?

That is seriously mean-spirited, but it would be funny to see. So count me in to buy tickets to your event.

He's right you know

Imagine being in alabama with this preachy prissy mumble munchkin

You pull up to the candlewood suites in a fucking dodge challenger with aftermarket headers and parts that get you 6 miles per gallon

One rev of the engine and she's already getting inexplicably moist in her room from the sound of your massive fuel-guzzling V8 roadboat

You get out and take a minibike running on a 2-stroke lawnmower engine through the parking lot and into the lobby of the hotel because FUCK walking, we didn't invent internal combustion to scuttle around with our dicks in our hands

Moonwalk down the hallway to the elevator while turning every thermostat you see on full blast and spraying CFC-saturated aerosol air fresheners everywhere

Check your phone in the elevator and hit up your broker app really quick to buy a thousand more shares of exxon, bp, and shell stocks while shorting anything that has to do with solar and wind because solar panels look fucking gay and windmills are for dipshits

Reach Greta's floor, backflip into her door, breaking that shit down and sending splinters flying everywhere setting off fucking car alarms and barking dogs

Her primal scandinavian woman survival instinct kicks in and she immediately presents herself to you from all the viking raping and pillaging burned into her nordic DNA

You put a plastic non-biodegradable bag from walmart over her muppet face, set a rack of slow-smoked-over-charcoal barbecue ribs on the small of her back, and go to town, throwing the cleaned rib bones at the back of her stupid cantaloupe head in between thrusts

After blowing your load and covering the room in non-vegan protein, you wipe your monolithic dong on her priceless handmade native american uber-sustainable fairtrade honestly sourced hippie sweater

Jump out the fucking window into a Sprint Cup NASCAR and cover the hotel in black rubber as you burn out and blaze off into another american night

global warm deez nuts, bitch

Perhaps you should martyr yourself for your cause. Make a real statement using a sheet hung from the rafters of your mom's basement.

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hit the weights.

And you say she's pathetic?

cry more

download an ebook

Have sex.

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tldr faggot

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I imagine your life is pretty shity and you're fairly unaccomplished if you get this upset about a fucking kid lmao. My condolences on your shtity existence user, sounds like a terminal case.

go ahead and an hero bro. Only option

eat kale
fist a priest

Me too. She looks like some genetic abomination that should have been aborted after a pregnancy screen.

Cringy af

apologize to your loved ones.

I think you should talk to somebody user.

gain perspective.

You being so upset about her meens that she won

he is, he's talking to Sup Forums
we'll get his head on right

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They all worship this autist bitch because all the other socialist tell them too. Fucking disgusting sheep

How many katanas do you have on your wall?

None, you?

So many

You seem nice.

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fuck OP

Stop trying to pretend to be me, dirty socialist tricks...

join us : )

It’s not about socialism dude. It’s about freedom of expression. Why can’t she have a belief that she chooses to act on without some dickless cocksucker like you fantasizing about killing her. Honestly bro, listen to yourself. You sound like a fuckin retard. Some kind of fuckin mental imbalance from chocking your little micro penis to fags wearing dresses and shit. Idk, whatever man. Just don’t act like anyone who is convinced you’re a fuckin idiot is a socialist because you don’t know what that fuckin word even means. You just apply it to any concept that you don’t like. We can’t all be socialist you dumb cunt.

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That was fucking BRIALLIANT!!!! Damn i enjoyed that user!

high-five a mailman