Keanu Reeves dating this old fucking hag. Can we arrest him...

Keanu Reeves dating this old fucking hag. Can we arrest him? Can we seriously all get together and fucking arrest this crazy jackass?

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he's older than she is

Yeah sure he was born first but he's not older. You can see it in the picture. He's like 35 - 40 for all intents and purposes

Sure, go arrest John Wick and Neo. Just dont forget to tell me before hand, so that I bring popcorn.

OP bout to get fucked but not in the way he wants

he is dating alexandra grant (1973)....
whoever the hell helen mirren is was born in 1945

Once you've had tea...

he's not dating hellen mirren and he's dating an age appropriate woman. he's 55 after all

Father Time hasn't been kind to this bitch. Ack. He can have any piece of 25y/o ass he wants....and given the volume, there are plenty that are sane and worth spending time with. This bitch is just beat

Are you shitposting or are you that much of an idiot?

As much as he sufferd he can fuck Betty White if I had any say in it anyways

1. he isn't dating Helen Mirren.
2. he is older than his bitch
3. OP IS a faggot

She probably just throats that cock. She’s got a nice wide mouth. She’s also pretty attractive and looks good with the silver hair.

Keanu isn't a depraved pretty boy like Clooney. He probably has something of substance with this lady and I hope he is happy, he's a good guy and deserves to live as he pleases.

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And the gal keanu dates seems nice too

Lol she's just 8 years younger than him but looks about 20 years older. Now we know where his eternal youth magic happens, he sucks the life out this bitch

You are a heretic and I hereby sentence you to die in your sleep tonight.

I wouldnt consider you autistic, cause autistic people tend to have a thinking brain.
Are you really that retarded?

Arrest him?

Why do you care who some idiot actor had sex with?

What's wrong with you?

You leave that goddess out of this

Women do not age well. She looks 65 in her 40s. Is this a cry for help from Keanu or what

Helen Mirrin at 25

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>Women do not age well. She looks 65 in her 40s.

Helen Mirren is 74....

I guarantee he's been slaying bitches we could only dream of for decades. He's 55 now, he doesn't want a slut he wants a wife. Let the man live

Dame Helen is out of his league anyway.

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Keanu and Prince Harry have Weinstein's used up sluts, Leo has Greta

Stfu. Let the man be happy. Just because you think shes ugly doesn't mean he has to think like a shallow fuckboy like you. Go an hero and save us some resources.

Just let the fucker be happy. Last relationship he had ended in a still birth and a death by drugged up driving.

Good on him for getting something in life to enjoy.

>whoever the hell helen mirren is

Fucking shitforbrains.

Can you imagine the volume of sluts and skanks that would be chasing KR? He is clearly not into it. She looks like someone you could actually have a conversation with.

If he's happy with her, who fucking cares?

Well she is 46 and he is 55 so old hag