Here it is, the main poster for the new MUMMY

Here it is, the main poster for the new MUMMY

ok

i wanna fuck the mummy

#notbrendan
#notmymummy
#fraserheads

Absolute kinography.

like... for real?
4 years without opening photoshop and i think i can do a better job

T H I S
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#LooseTheCruise
#ImWithBrendan

>drawing emojis on your face
dropped.

why would she need 4 pupils?

so she can see in 4D

Tom Cruise is The Mummy

This looks like a bad fan poster made for X-men Apocalypse

Doesn't look that exciting.

Why does she have two eyes? What even is the plot of this? What is Tom Cruise's character's purpose?

im so confus

plot twist he was the mummy all the time

that's really crap

>Christopher Lee
>Peter Cushing

KINO

>the mummy looks too human
>give her two pupils

Tom Cruise's name should be bigger also his image should be the only thing on that poster...

he gets gender reassignment and hormones so he can be a real mummy

He is a badass taller than everybody else with guy commando who shares the Mummy's power because he is so badass and white and tall and HAIL XENU

Watch the movie and find out. It's pretty alright.

More like """The Tummy""" aimrite fellas?

#reddit

cushy Cushing comfy kino desu

>those CGI hands

#twitter

why would they give him cgi hands on the poster? they look like normal hands

Wow, that's pretty shit tier.
Tom Cruise is a fucking retarded midget.

>It's pretty alright

How would you know?

>be Tom "Tiny Tim" Cruise
>ask the marketing nerds to make you Godzilla tier on the poster
really makes you think

Tom pls.

So what's the benefits of having an extra iris in one eyeball?
4K Mummy vision powers?

why are his sleeves so long

doesn't a multimillion dollar movie have tailors

where's brendan?

I'm promoting it, all the Universal team love and I'm sure you guys will too. you might even find a meme-able scene like You Are The Big Guy!

>"make me larger than London. I'm a big man."

>destroying London again

So G.I Joe and London Has Fallen and Independence Day 2. Why is London the go to fucking place to destroy? Is it because 90% of all CGI is done in Bongland because they have higher tech equipment and stages at a cheaper price?

It's because of the shit food.

H-he'll get a nice cameo. You'll see. He was simply too busy to be the main character this time around.

Really makes you think

>In this movie, Tom Cruise does an experimental procedure to make himself taller. It results in him growing 500ft high and as a result he destroys London in the process. He is saved when an old gypsie woman uses her magical powers to shrink him down again.

Too busy

/r/equesting the webm of qt Sofia dancing

post MUMUM vs YMMMY

I agree, Paki/Poo shit is disgusting.

looks like Straight-To-Torrent kino

he is going to be in the The Asylum version of the mummy

>Tom Cruise in, Honey I Blew Up The Manlet.

to prepare you for the bong 9/11

Realism

I want it to happen. I'd love to see the justification for it.

Saw a test-screening. Solid 7/10.

Tiny Tom looks pretty worried.

I read yummy for a moment

What's that shirt from Kohls?

>shitting on cruisekino

You people are pathetic

they mindwiped him so the government could use his powers!

We already had that like 12 years ago. Nobody really cares anymore.

>Here it is, the main poster for the new MUMMY

I can't see any Mummy in this poster

Tom Cruise Godzilla Vs The Muumy

>4 eyes
Lol what a nerd

That's only 2 eyes but 4 iri

Tom Cruise is a big guy

MUMMY MUMMY I MADE A CUMMY!!!

Porno when?

>tfw no qt pale mummy witch to rape me

gonna watch it for tom desu

big fan

laughed harder than I should have

*Lose