Random text sent to me and I just went with it

Random text sent to me and I just went with it.

Facts are: I apparently made a devine carrot cake, and Rob is a hoot.

Wat say next /b ?

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"Can I ask you for your honest opinion on something regarding Rob?"

"Epstein didn't kill himself"

"Did you see in the news that Epstein didn't kill himself? Probably a millennial if you ask me!"

"Can you send me a picture of your feet? xoxo"

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Second this

This gon be good

Rob likes to do some weird stuff in the bedroom... Like REALLY weird. I'm not really against tying some things but I've been wearing the same diaper for 2 weeks now...

If she replies just say
>i’ve heard that apparently Rob poopsmokes a shit ton of butthash and likes to get high as shit nigger when he’s not around you, what gives?

Yes

Roll

I know this is weird to ask but he's done it twice now...when he gets close to orgasm I've heard him whisper "Andrea." Like barely audible, almost like he's trying not to say it out loud. Any idea why he would do that?

This but make it sound like Rob wanted you to ask

Wat next?

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'he confided in me that he caught HIV from a street hooker. i know it must be hard for him but im not sure what i to do, do you have any advice?"

Would you fuck Rob while I watched? I'll give you some carrot cake after.

Do et

"did you really let him shit in your mouth?"

this please OP

see

He’s been acting very weird recently. He started saying something about having sex with you. I don’t believe him but wanted to ask you about it.

I noticed you eyeballing him during dinner, and you blushed multiple times when he said something to you. Are you interested in my husband?

next

Funniest response but will end convo

After we left, he really considered wanting you to join in a threesome. How much do I have to pay you to join?

Rob said he finds you sexy and mentioned he'd like a threesome. We do it sometimes with friends, would you be interested? It's a bit awkward to bring up, but he seems really into me asking you

waiting for this shit to get interesting kek

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this

this

or

Dubs and plausible wins

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It’s Ok either way I just want to know if you’d join us in the bedroom?

my anus is ready

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Should have left the word "husband" out. If they're not married you just killed it.

Would she really insult Rob in her first message if that was the intended receivers husband?

Yeah not enough info to assume anything yet

This.

"It's okay if you do, he's the secret ingredient to that carrot cake you love ;)"

Let the shit show unfold

Roll

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

roll

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Sage

He wants to know if you would be will to eat the carrot cake off his ass checks

Rolling !!!

As expected, fucked it up

its over, thread's lame

Ok the dinner thing is the beginning of the end. Time to burn it to the ground.

Rolling for this

Rollerino

You don't know when I eat dinner bitch!
-Jan

Tell them he came in the mix.

We tried to tell you OP but you fucked up. May aswell make an office full of people shit themselves.

Bonus for him having aids

double down, say you wanna have a threesome

Rob told me he wanted to smear carrot cake icing on your tits and gobble it up with his angry 'cockle-monster'

+639052316727
Here's ah Filipino scammer's number have fun

Well in that case who the fuck was I calling Jan all afternoon today?

WINRAR

Well last weekend, Rob called me by your name in the bedroom

Ok guys let's get serious I gotta save the relationship with Andrea

This one

I am so sorry, that was meant for my sister. Let me know if you would ever like another kind of cake :). I'm quite robust in the kitchen. Speaking of which, maybe you should come round for dinner sometime. Rob does speak very highly of you and I'm sure we could have a lovely time.

WINRARRRRR HAHAHAHAHAHA

>Top
That’s the strangest thing ever, because I could have sworn this was the transgender Rob and I let squeeze hot peanut loaf on us during a nasty drug induced fantasy just last Thursday.

nice trips, but which one will count??

ROLL OP DO THIS

Thanks man. Gotta go with this now

rick rolld

"dont lie to me, i know exactly what you're up to. he already cheated on me once and now you want to be the second. and also everybody knows that you're fucking Dr _____. Leave my marriage alone"

oooohhhhh shittttt

This is funny as shit.

kek

dubs, winrar

This is perfect

Yesssss

...

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BAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHHAAHAHAAHA

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This Hahahahahauauuaahhah lmfao

Also, "seems" happily married? Is that some kind of backhanded compliment?

You fucked up not sending this first
Rob likes to do some weird stuff in the bedroom... Like REALLY weird. I'm not really against tying some things but I've been wearing the same diaper for 2 weeks now...

Finally, an actual funny and random thread on Sup Forums

based trips but OP won't deliver this

Trips. Add this.

trips check'd but unfortunately not that funny

Doesn't need to be

You are kinda cute ngl. If you wanna arrange somethin between us, lets talk.

Andrea,
We are here to free you from Dr Dennehey.
Ask the "ladies of the office"
We have the funds we just need a deposit please go purchase some apple play cards.
Thank you for your help!
-Jan

you seriously missed out last night my guy
>the tinder bitches

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tell me more - any screengrabs?

Btw I put robs cum in the cake batter. I do it every time. Hope you fucking enjoyed it.

This this

If no reply then: hope you like the way my pussy juice tastes. I put it in the carrot cake batter. Bitch.

Any response op

OP any reply? we gotta know

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this is OP. i'm not telling you especially

Kek

As I'm op and literally just posted the final image lol. Nice try.

Awesome.

Should have got Rob's number.

there will be unspoken awkwardness between her and rob in the office forever more. i wonder if she'll ever mention this conversation to him