What would be your ultimate job and why?

what would be your ultimate job and why?
>actor
>director
>special effects
>screen writer
ect

have you come close to this goal?

Actor because I'd like to get paid the most.

Foley artist
No, not one bit

cunny cameraman or the guy who rubs the lotion on its skin

Is pusyslave a job?

bodyguard/private security

partly because of this movie, partly because it seems fun, relativity simple and you get paid very well

Director. I would direct great movies. No i have never come close because I have no acting friends, money, or good camera.

Editor.

I have no interest in pursuing it, but definitely would be my pick.

same here. That or something in the sound department. Foley would be fun I think.

writers are cool as fuck to be honest

lego designer
president

Fanny taster

Right on both points
It'll happen someday, assuming someone literally comes to my doorstep and offers me the job

Whoever's job it is to look after the little girls that act on set. Help them overcome stage fright, take pictures of them to send to directors/casting crew, comfort them after they get their first period etc, get them in/out of stage clothes, clean their dirty sweaty clothing, get them in makeup, bathe them, handle their urine containers, be their loving supportive surrogate parent that cooks for them, hugs them, and lets them sleep in my bed when they get scard, cleans their pussies with my tongue, teach them how to kiss convincingly, teach them how to ride/suck dicks lovingly, keep them out of trouble, etc.

I've gotten into interviews, but keep getting boners the moment they start discussing my duties. Since I'm very large, it's always blatantly obvious.

Legit would want to be a writer/director.

If you're just a writer, then you'll see your great scripts get butchered over and over again by directors who lack vision.

Being a director would be fine, but if you're a competent storyteller I don't know why you wouldn't write your own scripts.

Did you just Catch-22 your hopes and dreams?

Sup Forums owner

one day my friend

nah I just meant that being one but not both would be pretty shitty. The ideal situation would be writer working with a competent director but I don't know if that ever happens so you'd have to be a writer and director.

I think i would be pretty good as the donuts guy.

i honestly think about this often and imagine fucking with Sup Forums

>Fucking with anyone

I want to be the owner so I can personally fire every single mod and make this site better.

This so fucking much. This place has been overly moderated for years now. I want the wild west days back.

catering, honestly
>love to cook
>all sets need food
>im usually not the first person they think to or want to fire after a long day of working
>save money on groceries because I just take home what I dont use
>give the rest to homeless shelters

ive worked on a few sets already. Its pretty great

message therapist

tfw im bi sexual

Do houses really have meat in them? Won't they get bad though? Maybe they put the meat above the freezer or the air conditioner or something so it stays fresh?

Whats the appeal of people on Sup Forums and little girls? Just curious, not judging. Why not go for someone of age. 17-18 is still young.

>17-18 is still young

Gross

>17-18 is still young
>implying

Ideas guy

heh

casting cute teenage wanna-be startlets

Bull fluffer

>17-18 is still young

The average American female has had an average of 70 sexual partners by age 16; with many pushing past several-hundred.

Disgusting, mutilated, disease-ridden roastie puss. DO NOT WANT.

Anyone over 13 is too old... and even that is pushing it.

9 is best

8-12 is objectively the best range before everything starts going to shit. Younger is really weird, creepy, older is really annoying, cunty, and looks start devolving.

9-14 for me. but it depends greatly on each girl. ugly ones aren't attractive at any age, a few ones stay cute until their 40's, etc

younger is simply not attractive: they lack femenine traits. older is generally past their prime

>Younger is really weird, creepy

lol

Yeah, yeah. Irony.

Waifu lover

nobody is into girls under 8, as MSM pedohysteria pretends.

by age 10, girls look clearly femenine to any heterosexual male.

Anyone ever fuck an underage? How was it?

>Nobody is into girls under 8

Um

heavily made up outlier that managed to look remotely feminine before puberty

9 or 10 is before puberty as well in some cases you acknowledge that as attractive.