Guys, I'm at Darwin and we just got an activation order, what the fuck is happening?

Guys, I'm at Darwin and we just got an activation order, what the fuck is happening?

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At 5:30 in the morning? Jesus fucking Christ.
Drill?

KEKS WILL MY FRIEND.
WAR IS APON US.

WW3
Timestamp bitch. If unavailable, show you giving a sideways thumbs up

Here's your (Roo)

I don't know man, they're not saying it's a drill but there's a shit ton of moving going on.

shitposting battalions are mobillising to help turkroaches maintain free access to Sup Forums.

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Has Indonesia finally decided to try its luck?

Fucking knew something was going down what the fuck

Emus about to wreck you again, cunts.

lets go faggots

ww3,kek wills it

Can't time stamp no pen

hope you're ready to pay for any jokes about americans getting shot that you've made

Show your weapon.

daily reminder the australians did the french false flag

youtube.com/watch?v=0xIIJolmhIU

May the spirit of Steve Irwin guide you to victory lad

Post your dick.

Kek, ex-military reporting in. It's nothing.

Shit, floorboards match.

What part of the military are you? Forgive me as I'm not familiar with the proper names, but General Infantry, Armor, Medical, Airforce/etc?

and your dick

rub hands show nose

As ex-military, how would you know it's nothing? Drill? Normal ceremony for 5:30?

Wheres that cock at M8

SHOW US YOUR BENIS OR THIS IS A HOAX

DO IT

KEK WILLS IT

Live near a retired RAF base used for training currently.

I have never seen any jets take off/land there, and I've seen 6 jets so far today go into land.

I don't wanna say its not happening, but something is going down.

Probably on some sort of heightened alert

The great shitposting war has started, you must out shitpost Canada

HAPPENING?

Fight for Is ra el

DIE for IsRaHELL

What happening? Should i get the happening gear ready?

same thing really

China recalled all of it's navy veterans. They're prepping to start a war in the South China Sea.

Stay strong brother!

Weapons are in lock up, heading there now.

kek

>soldiers would know about WW3 before the mainstream media and the internet

Yeah OK. I'll believe it when it's on CNN.

HOLY SHIT!!!, AIR RAID SIRENS IN MELBOURNE NOW

the madman did it

THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

FUCK I LOVE MY COUNTRY

IT' HAPPENING

Write it with blood.

You fucking wildman.

>not going to the happening with a raging erection

ayy

praise Australia

LOL BASED

Bullllshiiiiiiit.

piss m8

MADMAN

fucking australians

The benis came out its habbening

FUCKING STRAYA CUNT
DOG BLESS THIS NATION

THE LIBERATION OF CONSTANTINOPLE.

Because our shitty military does nothing. OP is a fag.

>this guy is defending your homeland

PRAISE KEK

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get some sun on that dick, m8

>he's legit

Thats the celt tactic. Didnt work against Romans though.

a true blue

Kicking off WW3 strong

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Yeah, but why the fuck would there be *raid sirens* in *Melbourne*? Military man I'll believe, this other cunt not so much.

Is this dick average size?

Australian coup?

Wtf

Is this the last legendary thread?

Final test mate, post name of barracks with sideways thumbs up.
>I was stationed in Darwin, don't fuck this up.

OP going there with an erection while being around 100% men.. sounds pretty fuckin gay mang

Why are you not hard?

>Australians

>and that's how the third world war started, with the tip of an aussie weenie

Been there m8. It's boring doing guard detail.

I bet that fag regrets asking for it

Koji kurac

Thanks for the giggle Damo.

Fucking Australia making me kek.

newfound respect for autralians

DIGITS FOR DIGITS GOD

China just launched a massive drill.

The Emus are working with them to overthrow the Human government in Australia. Revenge for the Emucaust.

Kiss your arse goodbye.

underrated

Even if OP is just master-class troll, it was worth it just for the dick pic.

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Here's what's happening
>Coup in Turkey fails
>President of Turkey is blaming a U.S. cleric who is currently in the U.S.
>President of Turkey wants the cleric to be extradited (we all know that's not going to fucking happen)
>Turkey will probably hold U.S. citizens and personnel hostage.
>We go to war with Turkey and Australia helps.

Thanks for helping guys :)

>friends stationed in japan
>"Dude, we're going to war with N. Korea"

kek. australians truly dont give a fuck

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Emu war 2?

Fucking hell m8

Good luck on whatever happens.

My dida gave me the jacket and patch.

FUCK
WE'RE RIGHT NEXT TO TURKEY AND WE'RE IN NATO
FUCK
DON'T FAIL GALLIPOLI THIS TIME

Maybe we'll find out the day after tomorrow?

>Sup Forums hates fags
>loses their shit when a dick gets posted on here

all of you are faggots

femanon here. that is a tip top sausage chubber. maximum approval.

I so highly envy your uncircumcised dick

What weapons are you usually armed with?

Thanks m8

I gotta fucking run guys, we're getting briefed right now, I'll fill you in if I can.

... You believe what's on CNN. That's a problem.

Out of all people who why Australians help?

GALLIPOLI 2 CONFIRMED

CAN THE SHITPOSTERS REDEEM THEMSELVES?