>Married to Mary Magdalene >Loyal husband, holds a successful job as a carpenter provides for her >All of a sudden she gets impregnated by an invisible "God" and they are banished >Even hotels won't let them in forced to sleep with cows and sheep and shit >She gives birth to Jesus, he looks nothing like Joseph and has darker Mediterranean features >Forced to take care of him and raise him despite not being his son
Was Joseph a cuck?
Jordan Cruz
>married to mary magdalene
>atheist intellectuals
Jace Lewis
The Holy Mother is not the Same as Mary Magdalene
Isaac Cox
Yes, he was the original cuck. Christcucks literally idolize a cuckspawn with daddy issues and a whore mother.
Caleb Sanders
Pretty much, the bible is really a story of epic cuckoldry amongst the reigning elite of the day. Since many of these elite couldn't accept the reality of the situation they were forced to embellish their worlds beyond all comprehension. Talking snakes, 800 year old men, immaculate conception...an ancient soap opera taken literally by billions of people today. Caesar was cucked by Mark Anthony through Cleopatra which was where baby Jeebus came from, Joseph was out at the farm and into bestiality.
Hudson Stewart
The Blessed Virgin and Mary Magdalene aren't the same Mary.
Sebastian Roberts
>Mary Magdalene is the the Mother of God >Married to Joseph before the Annunciation >"God" in quotes as though he wasn't really Christ's Father >inserting details we don't know, like whether Jesus had "darker Mediterranean features" >Joseph was forced to take care of Jesus
wew, you coulda at least researched for this shitpost.
Leo Brown
>Not married then >She has a kid out of marriage not his that he has to raise
My christfags that sounds even better.
Michael Reed
>Mary Magdalena That was one of Jesus' friends, not his wife you stupid fedora atheist.
Luke Davis
go read the book before you criticize it.
Luke Martin
Christcucks are defending this
Connor Robinson
Mom* not wife
Tyler Flores
I just finished Harry Potter again I'm good with fiction for a while.
Jace Phillips
or at least watch based mel gibson's cinematic portrayal of it if you're illiterate.
Lincoln Moore
Wow dude, as an atheist I must say you are pretty fucking retarded.
Logan Brooks
Dude if I watch Harry Potter the movie it doesn't make the book real.
Dylan Jones
the only fiction here is your sexlife
Sebastian Watson
Mary Magdalene was the sister of Lazarus, not the one who gave birth to Christ.
Hunter Powell
it's a troll thread. just ignore it. if you have to post, sage in the options field
Jacob Reed
Maybe so but at least I'm not a christfag.
Kevin Nguyen
Defending what? I'm cool with atheists, not my concern what you choose to believe/not believe. You still got your Mary wrong.
Daniel Taylor
>Married to Mary Magdalene
You realize that Mary Magdalene was the prostitute that Jesus befriended right and not his mother.
And the Joseph is a cuck meme is fuckin old.
Camden Rivera
the immaculate conception stuff came up after Jesus died to tie it in with already existing myths about other shit.
Joseph wasn't a cuck in real life. If Joseph was even called Joseph.
Noah Hall
>virgin birth is the immaculate conception
>atheist intellectuals
Dominic Walker
>mary magdalene stopped reading there
Luke Gomez
kek
Oliver Watson
>tfw you realize 99% of people know jack shit about doctrine
The West is fucked.
Nathan Hill
>I'm a lonely retarded virgin >A-at least I'm not a white married Christian!
Nathan Barnes
>Implying everyone here isn't a virgin I'm not shocked christfags are trying to push more lies here.
Chase James
>not married to her Burger intellectuals everyone.
Lincoln Reed
holy shit.
Liam Hall
>any religious women is a prostitute >*tips fedora
Charles Thompson
>Mary Magdalene
Atheshits are retarded.
Joshua Parker
The virgin Mary and Mary Magdalene were two different people, senpai.
Noah Martin
It doesnt fuck matter Christ fags this is all bullshit