ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / FETISHES / RETARDED OPINIONS / INCEST / GENERAL DEGENERACY

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / FETISHES / RETARDED OPINIONS / INCEST / GENERAL DEGENERACY

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I cum in my dog at least twice a month

My family pastor has asked me to come over to his house for a private discussion......and I'm thinking about it

I just fucked my neighbor. There ya go, that's my secret...

OP is a fag that Jack's off to pedophilic incest stories. Not my secret but one that should be shared nonetheless.

I steal from charity donation jars

I check out my straight friends.

why only tiwce a month

>coomer
>cheated on my gf
>paranoid, probably have some mental illness
>sometimes jerk off to tranny and fag porn
>arranged to fuck a guy over tinder, chickened out in the last moment
>alcoholic
>addictive personality
>getting more and more antisocial

been arrested for stalking

holy shit you sound a lot like me

Cheated on Girlfriends best friend for 4 years. Quited 6 months a ago.

Had baby with gf. Still with her.

I walked in on my brother in law abiding his little girl. He doesn't know I saw. It's been a few weeks and I still haven't processed it

Abiding?

I am trying to convince my cousin to show me her tits for a very large sum of money

Abusing. Sorry

how old?

dont apologise to us, apologise to her.

I enjoy the living fuck out of sucking random guys' cocks while my GF watches.

She is 7

I was just thinking the same

I'm 45 with a reasonably attractive wife and two kids that are doing OK. House. Two cars. OK salary for a job that I can shitpost on Sup Forums or play video games pretty much all day. No major health problems. Etc. I do have to work a second bullshit retail job to pay for the wife's desired lifestyle, but that's nbd.

But I hate myself. I hate my life. I am incredibly tired. I desperately and genuinely want to die.

I have not, yet, read _Walden_, but the phrase "the mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation" speaks to me. Problem is I don't know what to do about it. I'm trapped.

You young fucks don't know how good you have it. I'm done. The only fucking chance to get out of the rut lies at the end of a rope.

yeah... you probably need to do something about that

And what do I do? No answer is easy for me

Jesus christ, report that shit.

Legit not trolling. I really don't wanna be responsible for breaking up my family

Just cheat on your wife, dude.

That chick who cheated and doesn't know how to tell her bf's still around?

Problem is, the family is already broken up. That girl's going to grow up with some serious problems.

Are you sure having a second for your wife is nbd? Maybe you’re having a midlife crisis or something.

Girls 11-16 are the best. There in there prime. I can’t help it but im so attracted to them for some reason. Especially 11-16 yo with braces.

Abusing how?

Sounds like you're all work and no play. Looks like you're providing for everyone's needs except yourself. Gotta make room for your own happiness my guy.

dont fuck this up m8, your niece needs your help

Can confirm, 16 is best pussy ever

>not boys in their mid and late teens

Yeah I know. She wasn't crying though

I've had a vasectomy before I got married to my wife, she doesn't know. We get to have hot baby-making sex every night, it's fucking great.

no family is worth lifelong trauma

Yeah, it's cool. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, I guess. I've been working retail and shit plus my professional job for a while now -- it's humbling and tiring but second nature.

I prob am having a midlife crisis, but that doesn't mean I'm not trapped in this shithole of a life.

I have tons of life experience and advice. AMA.

U need to explore ur sexuality. Get grindr bro

Yeah 15 yo was the best pussy ive had

She was laying on her back naked and he was shirtless with his pants around his knees. Idk if he was fucking her. But it looked like it

How did you manage it? One time only, or a running thing?

"make room"

That's the rub. I am trapped. There's zero breathing room. That said, I can't feel too bad for myseelf. I do provide for my needs by shit posting when I'm supposed to be working. I've become great at making it look like I'm doing my job. It's one talent I'm proud of.

When I was 16 I fucked my best friends 11 year old sister. Can confirm. I still jerk off thinking about her pussy

Totes don't care about sex at all anymore. I guess I'm too tired.

You realize you're in a prime position to get in in it, right?

Hiw did you manage that?

Move to a state where 16 is legal and go for it.

I'm a female high school teacher that's currently flirting with a student athlete. He's been sending me shirtless pics of himself in the locker room and such.

How did that start?

Idk if I could do that

lacrosse coach, it was kinda expensive. It happened a few times. Fuck i still wish it was a on running thing

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Im in a state where 16 is legal and going for it.

Any major mistakes?

I'm 24. Married for a year, I make more money than people on here will believe. My wife is bisexual and we have sex with girls from dating apps every month or so, and she's cool with me fucking them on my own. She has no desire to talk with any other guys & is completely loyal to me.

We plan on having kids next year.

Any how , any advice?

You're such a faggot report that shit or kill yourself for being a spineless little fuck

Mine was a friend of my much younger gf. She was cute, and clearly into me. Longest legs, cute, blonde. I fucked her a few times a week for about a year and a half.

The difference is it sounds like you're in control of the relationship, while is not

Got her high with us. Friend passed out like a bitch. I convinced her to go to her room with me. When we were either it I just was overcame with horniness. So I sort of grabbed her on the bed and slid her shorts down. I ate her out at first. She kept saying wait wait. Lol. But I made her came. Then I fucked her

Me too! Goddamn was that a good time.

One day after school he finished with sports practice and was at his school locker without a shirt on. My classroom happened to be across from his locker and I saw him and decided to make a comment about his nice body. And I guess it started from there.

It isn't that easy

Haha yes! I posted my story. Your turn!

>i know that feeling
>but cheat on my wife alot for reasons

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Mention it to your brother in law. I bet he invites you to join.

Amazing wish mine went on for that long. Hardest part honestly is making sure they completely keep there mouth shut and tell absolutely no one

Didn't matter that much. Legal in my state.

She probably wanted it and she definitely probably fucking enjoyed it. Keep your mouth shut let her keep enjoying it. Also have your go at it

Correct. I also have a prenup & all of the real estate I own is in my name or companies (which gives me some protection if things go south).

She wasn't bi at first, I started putting ideas in her head about other women while we had sex, and showed her photos of hentai, then photos of real women, then got her to make out with a girl, and it progressed from there.

On the business end of things, buy rental property.

I'm Training to take a full fist in my ass, I'm probably a pedo, I love to do nasty shit in public, I was raped multiple times when little, and I think that made me mentally ill or somethin' I dunno

He would probably kick my ass lol

My 30-something wife is small enough that she fits into training bras, so I buy them as gifts for her all the time. At first I thought she'd be upset about it, but she actually finds them comfortable and wears em all the time.

She wasn't crying when I watched

M it f
Raped by who
How many times?

Saw her dancing naked in her bedroom through her window as I was leaving their house one day. A week later I go over there, buddy isn't home, start teasing her about dancing. Pretty much force her do do it in front of me, but she loves the attention. I fucked her that day, her fist time. That was 20 years ago, and we still get together a few times a year.

He'll know you could blackmail him if you want to. He'll invite you to join.

Do it, what's the worst that can happen ;)

Fuck that's hot. I pretty much forced her after I ate her out lol. But I was in like primal mode. This was 5 years ago

Because she was fucking enjoying it. Im telling you het in on it. Also you wouldn’t have to worry about pulling out for a couple years, fill that fucking thing up

Question is, how do you handle the invitation?

I thought about that.... But I really couldn't do it. But I'm also not blood related to her either

Why couldn't you?

phonefag

Are you m or f? You seem very sure.

Jesus fuck man. That is so wrong.... But admittedly arousing.

Tbh I had never seen anything like that before so all this is shocking to me

Kill him

>Not blood related
>Blackmailable material that is one of the most reputation destroying

Fuck her you pussy, she could end up being a fucktoy for the rest of your life with the right.. encouragement

She wasn't crying because it's been happening for a while and she's numb and dead inside, you could help her but instead you're thinking about being a pedo and destroying her more. You seriously need to see a therapist if you think this is ok.

MIm telling you it would be great

Yeah. I know I forced her to do it, but she never said no. And we've done it over and over again for so long... Not a bad thing, right?

I've never even seen cheese pizza before. Only jerked off to Loli threads.

Walking in on that was overwhelming! I just couldn't imagine doing it too lol

Agreed. Fuck her now and she's yours forever.

Done it before yourself?

I hope you die in a fire.

You have no idea what you’re talking about. If she wasn’t crying/ fighting she’s fucking enjoying it. You need to see a therapist if you think people cant enjoy having fucking sex

I know it's not ok. It's why it's my fucked up secret.
What do you mean?

Wheres the chick who cheated and needs confession advice? How was the dude you cheated with better? Your man will want to know.

Do a self-enema beforehand.