Wake up

>wake up
>be girl
What do?

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smoke a cigaret and eating my breakfast after

Finally get laid

Be slutty

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Masturbate furiously

Eat breakfast then have a smoke.

You have any pink panties, if so put em on!

Smoke breakfast and eat a cigarette

Find a guy with a full nut sack and have him drain it into my womb

gay

Get blacked.

whore around since i suddenly have no responsibilities or self control

eat smoke and breakfast a cigarette.

nigger detected

>what do ?

be girl

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quit my job and get a secretary job somewhere, cam on the side and sell underwear and stuff. Pretty much never worry about anything again.

Ride my dildo, ass rides don't bring me to orgasm.
play with my new boobs(I hope)
Go out feeling good in my skin, finally able to wear what I want.
then get on with my day as though I were a guy otherwise.

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Figure out this rape culture thing
Nostalgically miss raging, inappropriate erections
Immediately forget above points and figure out this debate between Zeus and Hera once and for all.

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get free meals and dont put out.

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If you could switch/swap bodies with a female who wants a male body would you?

Of course, is this a rhetorical question?

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go back to sleep

Show tits

nothing, girls are useless

smoke a eat and cigarette a breakfast

but grils are oppressed by man why would u want to be a gril? its so hard to be a gril in dis world!

you just summed up the entirety of being a woman.

thread's over

I'll just stay away from all men, easy.
pretty much the girl version of my life now anyway.

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I guess let someone fuck me? But without looking at him lol. Id be interested how a female orgasm feels and shit

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i'd cash in on cam sites as fast as possible until i'm male again

*open patreon page*
*make millions for simply being female*
Haha! Time to live life on easy mode!

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Be the biggest slut ever