Name my band.
Name my band
The APES
Sons of Obama
The band of the guys
The Alabama Porch Monkeys
Pack O’Niggas
Dookie and the Furturds
Lifespan 35
New Gorilla Exhibit.
Bananahead
Kings of Kong
Gorillaz
winner
ok guys, the show is over, go home now
Artic monkeys
Wu tang clan
We Were Kangz
Congo Quartet
>guarana apes
guano apes cover band
Ahahahah this is so funny
Nonhumans
Chimp 182
Heres a few:
Repost
Tired Cliche
Already been done a 1000 time
Poor Quality Bait
The tesco security guards
Mark?
Niggerback
Obama's Mama and the Other Great Apes
Planet of the Apes
The Lice Girls
Zimbabwe's New Farmers
The Congolese Oxford Elite
The Animals
Two and a half men
The Monkeys
LES GO BIKESTEALIN
2 and 2/3rds men
Gorillaz
the nigger, two gorillas and one background nigger more
Black Floyd
3 Nogs Down
The Animals
More than a few miles on this one. Staving off a nervous break down. Shit-tier wife material. Operable fuck-doll condition. No family fortune awaiting her in the future. A long line history of turmoil, anguish, and anxiety.
Best offer?
Crying tears of submission. Already pre-owned. Passed around and re-owned. Get her while she is still HIV free. Genital warts removed by injections. No noticeable traces.
Best offer ?
Anguish lurking in her eyes. Wanting out of life. Staving off suicidal tendencies. This woman is a going for all time low price. Asking price: any form of insult and maltreatment that you can throw at her- anything except a book- that in order to keep her emotionally stimulated and occupied with something life. Can't clean for shit.Can cook for shit. Has the emotional range of an autistic child.
What can I get for one like this?
Gorillaz
Social anxiety. Depression. Neurotic fits of aggression. Clingingness. Retard-level literacy. Not realistic aspirations. Psychotic delusions of grandeur. Hasn't learned to lick ass yet.
Any offers?
Overexposed
Raped. Sexually abused by boyfriends. Childish fantasies in terms of expectancy for life. Repeated submission patterns. Easily handled. Self-destructive tendencies. In constant need of baby-sitting and has a limited vocabulary.
Offers?
Yung Harambe and the Dindu Hustlaz
Passive aggressive tendencies. Eating disorders.Manipulative. Obsessive compulsive liar. Often in need of negative reenforcement and forceful reminders.
Any takers?
isn;t that just kendrick lamar and his parents?
Wife turned truck stop hooker. Ready to get passed around if that's you thing. Can be punished. Can cook and clean to a decent degree. Low-tier wife material. Highly trained truck stop suck whore.
No signs of social anxiety. Shameless. On the brink of weight gain. Low-tier level of education. And old tuffy that can take a hardcore fuckin' if that's your thing, or you can use her to cook mildly pleasant meals or clean if you aren't looking for perfection.
Any takers? Still a few good mile left.
Not gonna lie. This one might have AID's and a few felonies. Taking spare change for this one here.
Oriental import. Health risk is possible. You might have to run your own tests on this one. She speaks no English but knows the meaning of cock sucking and pleasing men.
Taking premium for this one. Ask for more details.
Not gonna lie here. You will really need to train this one and manhandle her hard because she might just cut your balls of with a kitchen knife if you fall asleep when she is in one of her mood swings.
This one is not all there in the head, you can stuff it with cock, but Heaven's knows what else is there. But this one is not guaranteed safety. Risky cock sucker. I'll tell you that much.
You might need a basement and a leash for this one. She might just steal your wallet. Generally docile when fed cock. But often times needs reminders of your authority. Generally well trained, but rather feral, a liability and ill-raised as well as ill fated.
A Jig of Boos
Jamal and the two scopes of raisins!