Political Compass Thread

It's been a while since I've seen one. Share your results!

Centrist master race here

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hello

Can you stop being a commie cunt

>Careful user, Thats bernout territory mate.

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Rate me

Leftist cuck

Stormweenie redneck

Kys cuck

those test are so biased... look at how the questions are worded.

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r8 me

Kind of off topic but I think the colors should be flipped. Considering the left authoritarian is the DNC and is most often represented as the blue party and the right authoritarian is the GOP and is usually represented as red.

>be me
>trump supporter
>hate libs passionately
>take this test
>every time i take test I move up a peg into authoritarian left
>hate self for it
h...help..... me......

>trumpnigger
>hate myself for it
Sounds about right.

Link the test? I've taken this shit before but it's been a while and I can't find my results pic.

Don't twist my words you shit hole

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i would probably be top right in the real world though

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I don't really understand considering i picked almost all responses that said corporation are bad and have too much power.
I should probably be top left

Cancer

I'm Trump all the way though

I didn't ask to be left
I don't want to be left

Shut up, capitalism is evil.

This.

The questions are purposely worded to make you end up in the green quadrant.

Fucking cucks

Trump appeals to everyone, that's why he is so successful. You don't have to have right wing ideology to agree with the majority of what he says.

You're still cucks though.

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What the fuck are you?

I deny being a cuck despite there being evidence for it
help me out here, I don't want to fall prey to the cuck anymore

+8 across, 3 down.

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>I don't want to fall prey to the cuck anymore
Your candidate of choice is the stereotypical bull. You can see from a few Trumpniggers here, his followers likely are confused and don't know what to believe and what they stand for.
You guys gravitate to a alpha male. That's what makes you a cuck. But you're gonna defend him like every cuck defends his bull. Tell me I'm wrong.

How am I supposed to help you when I don't know how you answered the questions?

Trump's alright

Well, you are wrong on the defender bullshit for that, I just want him to fix this country.
I mean
I guess you're right user

>get high
>take test
>even more leftist than last time I took it, sober
And here I thought Sup Forums had been making me much more right wing lately. Or is it the weed? What is even going on?

I get that but often times throughout history, people wanted a quick solution and the solution that spoke the boldest and most confident.

It's like arguments. Someone who is charismatic and confident can often win an argument while being completely wrong.

no no corporations = good is especially right wing.
good goyim money must flow etc etc

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And you're completely right on that
But really, If not Trump then who? Voting away from limelight doesnt effect much and the other option is Shill Jew and Hillary

Same.

Bit more to the south than last time.

How is everyone so far to the left? I thought this was an alt-right board?

You're right. Voting anything but the two parties isn't likely to win.

I don't think Hillary or Trump are great, good, or even acceptable. So idk what to tell you. I'm voting Johnson but yeah we're gonna lose, so what can you do?

Well if thats what you're swearing to then good job for it, even if its futile
however I do think Trump is the best chance we really have as a nation to get out of the many holes we're in

well, the alternative of right is left, isn't it

>I'm gonna throw my vote away to a literal stoner because trump said mean things that made me butthurt at some point
kys

>I thought this was an alt-right board?
On social issues yes. But on economy most here are clueless and just answer the questions with what sounds reasonable at the time without actually applying any knowledge when coming up with the answer (which is what the left does). Notice how there are seldom threads discussing economic issues.

I figured the alt-right as alternative right such as libertarianism rather than conservatism.

That's like saying that alternative comedy isn't funny.

it was a joke user

Strawman first off.

Secondly the stoner thing is desperate. He's been a smoker for years yet his track record shows that hasn't effected his ability to get shit done. Building a large construction firm, being term limited governor, nigga gets out and accomplishes more life goals than this board combined.

Not politicalcompass but this is the result all of you should aspire to have.

looks accurate. The German population is probably slightly left of me.
the questions were pretty retarded though...

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opinions?

I dunno about this thing

Anarcho syndicalist.

Bullshit.

>tfw 99% Fascist, National Socialist

Help. I'm a monster.

Gib link

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Too many magnets in ass, too much interference.

Got lost in the forest of the penises. Everything is red. Where is the Political GPS?

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Link?

Töten sie die Juden! Es ist Zeit für Säuberung!!!

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Oh poop

What even am I?

What political party or system would I be most aligned to?

If had to guess you're some sort of sick SJW who's all about civil liberties and made up Tumblr genders.

The last time I took this test I was 2 blocks to the left, you fuckers are getting to me

Kind of what I expected. This doesn't really accurately show my political views though. I pretty much live my life stern but fair, as in do what you please as long as you bring no harm or wrong doing to others but if you ever infringe on someone else punishment is harsh. Like if someone steals they should be put through rehab, taught some life skills but if someone kills someone else and you can prove it without any doubt they should just be shot and thrown in a ditch. Or another example, marijuana shouldn't be illegal but if you acquire it via illegal means you should punished accordingly or pushed through the process of rehab but if you're the one illegally growing and distributing drugs and you lace the marijuana you should again just be shot and thrown in a ditch for damaging society.

What test is this?

Agreed.

literally hitler

herp

devilish trips.

But back on topic, I'm not an SJW and think tumblr is a shithole and all this gender stuff just doesn't interest me at all.

I used to always be pegged is the bottom right ancap zone, but browsing here has pushed me up the y-axis a bit

You're weak mentally.
Do not attend weird talks, weird gatherings and the sort.
You'll probably be radicalized rather fast.

What would I be exactly?

kek alright

Why the fuck this shows that i'm leaning towards left?

Fascist/Authoritarian. Hitler, basically.

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Before ya get on me, I like walls but I hate the patriot act.

because you lean left

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Because this is like one of those dumb little quizzes normies take to boast about on their Facebook wall, which is why Sup Forums likes it so much

Might be the questions also, don't feel like a leftie desu.

Good point.

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