>drive 1 hour away to meet girl from tinder (one night stand)
>looking for a red car
>pull up next to red car with girls in it
>I'm nervous (I'm still a virgin) and try to be polite
>Awkward small talk for 5 minutes
>They have a what the fuck look on their faces
>''We're not from tinder''
>oh my god
>I am so sorry
>fyi it turns out the tinder girl and her had the same first name too
>see the other red car after frantically texting and calling
>pull up next to the car
>2 girls, 1 guy
>try my best to be nice
>10 minutes pass
>girl says ''I'm getting dairy queen''
>do you want me to come?
>''no I'm going to the drive thru''
>ok
>a minute later my phone starts going off
>I died sorry
>rip em 2k19
>you dont match the tinder photos
>now you're the clown
>the photos don't match you
>like the way you look
>me:what`s different
>everything, you looked thumbs up now you look thumbs down
>sorry its a no from me good luck tho
Drive 1 hour away to meet girl from tinder (one night stand)
I think you knew you’d lose out when you settled for meeting a girl on tinder
It isn't fair how come all these other guys get to have sex with women and I don't
I think you know what you have to do
Ask your mom
Damn. U must be ugly af OP.
What’s your discord bro. Let’s talk about it
You aren't entitled to sex with a woman but I definitely understand what you mean by that
Just wanted to make sure you didn't accidentally fall down a rabbit hole or anythin
Got any friends good at the art of getting laid? If so maybe they can help
I don't have a discord but I want to talk about it, should I make one? I don't even know what it is
I'm considering this, I know one. But I would call him a former friend. Maybe it's time to make amends.
Snapchat? Or any other social media?
Omegle? I only have fb and I'm giving out my name on here.
not*
Interesting...make a Snapchat tbh
ok I'll let you know when I'm done
Yeah but even if he is, ugly guys can still get laid apparently (I heard from internet ppl so might be a lie idk) if they're charismatic enough
doe5416
I'm not ugly though
That's why I said if because idk if she was just bullshitting or not because I wasn't there and stuff
I don't think I'm very charismatic though. Looks maxed I think I can pull a 7.5, currently I'm maybe 6.5
sounds like you put up some bullshit fucking photos that don't really look like you
sorry nobody wants to fuck a toothy goose like you
Whatever you do though, don't post a picture on here. You'll get shitted on no matter how you look. I did once and everyone roasted me (some funny, some just depressing, 2's and stuff). Then I got contradicting statements calling me a 7. I expected 4's at worst like come on ppl really damn
But yeah, charisma is definitely important, or at the very least some confidence
Add me back on snap u fuk
>trying to meet females
there's your problem op
just find a good hobby and ignore women
Did that once on /soc/ when I was 18 or 19, got 5s and 6s. I've gotten better looking since then (facial hair and what not)
I mean I tried. I tried being outgoing and friendly but I guess it didn't come off as such. I'm not giving up.
ok done
I probably should've gone on /soc/ and not Sup Forums then lol
Also it's probably not easy
I wouldn't know how it works myself
I just know some guys are just pleasant to be around and some guys are lady's men
I wish you luck and great sex
Or find a cute-ass trap and enjoy a girlfriend that won't torment you spiritually like a soulless semen-demon
Ok mate I feel like I need to share my theories.
So to keep it short you must devote your life to your new God, The God of Pussy. The God of pussy does not discriminate and all he wants is for you to tribute him with as much pussy as you can.
The GOP has it's own way of ranking pussy, so let's say that an ugly fat girl is a 3/10 but in the eyes of GOP that is still a tribute worthy of him.
GOP will reward you with pussy points for every tribute you bring to him, this will immediately be reflected on your confidence and knowledge of pussy. Of course the better the tribute, the more pussy points you get.
Here is where it gets interesting, the more pussy points you acquire the easier would be for you to get access to top tier tributes, but you gotta start somewhere.
So enough of self pity and devote yourself to finding the most achievable tribute to make GOP happy, once you start and understand that it's all about the quantity not quality your life will change.
This is just for sex, not meaningful relations. They might be a secondary effect of this magick.
Try it and see for yourself, got nothing to lose.
>I wish you luck and great sex
Thanks haha
so did you use fake pictures? im confused
they're not charismatic, they are just confident and have super low standards
(fucking a hambeast is still technically "fucking")
bruh, its Sup Forums... what did you expect?
NO. I did not. And she could barely even see me too in the car
You must have been nervous as fuck, that shit can be smelled from miles away. We are animals and if she senses that you are scared or what not she will be less likely to mate.
Thanks Aleister
Possible. I did a lot of talking, she did not. Her friend insisted ''omg shes not usually this shy wtf''.
Just fuck a semi fat girl dude, chubby if you want. Trust me, you just need to fuck as much as you can and your brain will accustom itself to doing that.
You're welcome
>semi fat girl dude, chubby if you want
That's exactly what this girl was. And I like it that way. Thicc women is what I want. But I still got turned down.
Sorry to hear you are thumbs down. That's sad user.
Then man I dunno what to tell you, get better pictures or become a coomer.
Wait, are you a coomer?
>become a coomer.
this. im like 7 or an 8 andd i coom instead. secks is too much wekr
Not really. Noporn. I fap usually once or twice a day (imagination only) or I wait a few days. I used to be one. And I just hope I can find another thicccc chub chick like that but when I say thicc she gotta have nice big tits and an ass, big thighs, nice face. Not an ugly face and a big belly yuck fuck that.
I mean dude you gotta pump up those numbers and if the first chicks are ugly, who cares. In my periods of dryness I usually get a stoner fat chick, they suck cock like pros and are fun and easy going.
If you are too specific you are gonna have to coom for a while
Oh and yes do drugs to fuck anything that moves, become a sex machine that fuck holes
I don't even know what this retarded is trying to say other then he mis-recognized someone
>I mean dude you gotta pump up those numbers
I KNOW
Really I don't mind fat chicks as long as they aren't butt ugly I actually prefer them (at least I think I'm a virgin soooo)
I hate weed. I wanna try ativan but I don't know where to get it. MAYBE I'd try coke too.
Have you tried plenty of fish? I found more success there bro.
I'm not trying to put you down, but lift you up.
What makes you hate weed? Stay away from nasty coke, ex coke head here.
Well I say I know because I just realized that I need to fuck some girls. I used to browse Sup Forums a lot and convinced myself I need to just get married and fuck one girl but I wanna fucking live ya know. Not saying I wanna be a total degenerate but I want to experience life I mean fuck we all die.
>What makes you hate weed?
Paranoia. Intense intense paranoia, panic attacks and anxiety. It's poison to me. Last time I smoked it I was 15.
How old are you now bro?
Oh well it's not for everyone, but trust me if weed it's not for you then dont even gamble with the other shit.
Man I reckon that the people that marry the first girl they are with deep inside they are always wondering about what could have been.
You have to experiment, be a degenerate for a while and then settle down
20.
>Oh well it's not for everyone, but trust me if weed it's not for you then dont even gamble with the other shit.
I've talked with other people on here and they say coke is nothing like weed. Ativan is anti anxiety. I would avoid all hallucinogens (acid, shrooms that shit)
>be a degenerate for a while and then settle down
amen
The only solution is to marry your high school girlfriend. Like I did.
Ride the buckshot pony with me fellow Sup Forumstard. You know what they say, life is a lot like a movie. If the first act was terrible then you can count on the ending being shit.