Fortunate Son starts playing

>Fortunate Son starts playing
When Sup Forums gets drafted what company will we form?

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IT AIN'T ME

I AIN'T NO ZOG PUPPET SCUM

>mfw just escaped drafting age in time

I'd willingly join the Marines if the other countries didn't have missiles and nukes

i just read that you can get drafted into your forties

what the hell

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If I get drafted I'm gonna pull a private Pyle.

>he calls it fortunate son

Why does Captain Sobel, the largest soldier, not simply eat the other 5?

That's funny, because I'm gonna pull a Private Joker.

What do you call it?

>Not m.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU

It ain't me isn't the real name of the song. Only meme tourists call it that

I hope I don't get drafted as a rock-washer or something if it actually happens this time, lads.

They go after the younger ones before the older civilians though.
>18-24
>25-32
>32+
Thankfully America is always full with plenty of young, dumb patriots willing to die for Israel and to join the fight against "terrorism"

Do you usually need people to explain jokes?

>t. reddit's "epic" memer

I got a medical discharge because they said I'm crazy so I'll be here shitposting

...

>can't see
>legs fucked up
>Canada will pussy out again
>you will never fight for your homeland against the foreign horde

Oh no he's brought out the big guns and called me reddit.

>tfw diabeetus so no draft for me

>another world war for white people to die in

white people one step up from niggers

A lot of the army isn't white and the white ones are hicks from the south.

Would you follow this commander into battle?