Aspiring comedian here

Austin Perez
Austin Perez

Aspiring comedian here. Just got my first gig. AMA

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Aiden Lewis
Aiden Lewis

tell us a joke faggot

Ryder Hall
Ryder Hall

tell us a joke faggot (2)

Angel Clark
Angel Clark

There are 2 posters in this thread.
Nice try OP now tell us a joke

Logan Cooper
Logan Cooper

What kind of comedy do you do? I always assume observational is the only form you can do for prolonged acts these days. You get like a 3-5 minute set?

Brayden Davis
Brayden Davis

My buddy and I love cabbage.
Isn't that weird?
Two dudes eating cabbage
We went a step above shaving the carrot
We go face first into that cabbage
Look at all the ladies! Lol

Jacob Foster
Jacob Foster

im not op fag

Kevin Young
Kevin Young

bazinga

Easton Watson
Easton Watson

gay ass joke are you a comedian for a gay bar or something?

Jose Baker
Jose Baker

Point us to some videos that inspired you to become a comedian

Your not alone as you think you are

Warp my already warped mind bro...Go ahead

pic not related...but I can dream

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Gabriel Allen
Gabriel Allen

No but I got another one
So my buddy and I were shaving carrots together
He looks to me and ask why my carrot is so big
I kindly reminded him that he asked me to pick up oriental carrots. What did he expect?

William Sanders
William Sanders

To me Geroge Carlin was a comedic GOD....dude never embellished "The Human Condition"

We are all fucked...just some of us are more fucked than others

Alexander Bailey
Alexander Bailey

dude bait and switch jokes with innuendos lmao
Yeah you'll no issues fitting right in with live stantup comedy.

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Levi Hall
Levi Hall

So you don't like it?

Liam Green
Liam Green

Comedy died, I saw this with my own two eyes. Chapelle tried, but he's a racist nigger Muslim. Do you have a valued race to allow you to be funny?

Luis Morris
Luis Morris

I have edgier ones too.
What's the difference between an Apple and an orange?
Don't matter to me. They're both gay as fuck.
Gays = fruits for those who don't get it

Nathan Moore
Nathan Moore

When do you plan on going on a talk show with clown makeup?

Gabriel Rivera
Gabriel Rivera

White suburban male, but that's part of my act

Jaxson Jones
Jaxson Jones

Not part of my act, but I'd love to be on a talk show

Jason Powell
Jason Powell

Wow, crazy man

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Zachary King
Zachary King

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Parker Sanders
Parker Sanders

Jokes about being a slave owner go over well at evergreen college. Stream that shit dude.

Dominic Wood
Dominic Wood

Yeah, it would be funny if you survived