Aspiring comedian here. Just got my first gig. AMA
Aspiring comedian here
tell us a joke faggot
tell us a joke faggot (2)
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Nice try OP now tell us a joke
What kind of comedy do you do? I always assume observational is the only form you can do for prolonged acts these days. You get like a 3-5 minute set?
My buddy and I love cabbage.
Isn't that weird?
Two dudes eating cabbage
We went a step above shaving the carrot
We go face first into that cabbage
Look at all the ladies! Lol
im not op fag
gay ass joke are you a comedian for a gay bar or something?
Point us to some videos that inspired you to become a comedian
Your not alone as you think you are
Warp my already warped mind bro...Go ahead
pic not related...but I can dream
No but I got another one
So my buddy and I were shaving carrots together
He looks to me and ask why my carrot is so big
I kindly reminded him that he asked me to pick up oriental carrots. What did he expect?
To me Geroge Carlin was a comedic GOD....dude never embellished "The Human Condition"
We are all fucked...just some of us are more fucked than others
dude bait and switch jokes with innuendos lmao
Yeah you'll no issues fitting right in with live stantup comedy.
So you don't like it?
Comedy died, I saw this with my own two eyes. Chapelle tried, but he's a racist nigger Muslim. Do you have a valued race to allow you to be funny?
I have edgier ones too.
What's the difference between an Apple and an orange?
Don't matter to me. They're both gay as fuck.
Gays = fruits for those who don't get it
When do you plan on going on a talk show with clown makeup?
White suburban male, but that's part of my act
Not part of my act, but I'd love to be on a talk show
Wow, crazy man
Jokes about being a slave owner go over well at evergreen college. Stream that shit dude.
Yeah, it would be funny if you survived