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Guys I just finished my 14 hour shift at Tesco and i've been messaged to come back. What the HELL is going on?

Spillage in Aisle 4

nothing, you are just a wagie

>Guys I just finished my 14 hour shift at Tesco and i've been messaged to come back. What the HELL is going on?

I just ate some goopy, tomato flavoured rice with octopus and chorizo sausage.

kek

post your willy with your tesco badge tia

>See TESCO
>haha that looks exactly like...
>"Welcome to TESCO Lurgan"

IT'S MY FUCKING LOCAL

pack it up mohamed, they're sending you back to eritrea

Post dick

EVERY. LITTLE. HELPS.

>Lurgan
IRA pls go

shiiiettt lad can see it from ere tek care

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Morrisons are mounting a full frontal offensive on vegetable prices.

Lidl and Aldi are taking advantage of the situation to make some underhand gains.

Meanwhile, we have unconfirmed reports that Asda are raising prices on their own brand of baked beans.

Hang in there Tesco.

>Be me
>out playing pokemon go
>mum calls me, says I need to get home right now...
Is it happening lads?!

>what is invisible dividing line at the church

Have you even been to Lurgan?

OMG IS THAT WHAT I JUST HEARD!?!!??!

Would you rather be unemployed OP? Get back to work!

kek

It's like ww2.
Womyn to the factories.

Sainsburys are recalling their beef and ale pies

I hope that your management squeezes every last drop shit out of you and then throws you into the streets. Enjoy your wagecuck live while it last, bong.

Looks like Leyland tesco lad

Every Tesco looks the same you paddy fuck

>haha that looks exactly like...
Well no shit, they're literally all identical

Think that was just your mum falling down the stairs again x

Shit it really is Happening

Mate can you go back and get me a packet of Monster Munch? Pickled onion, naturally.

>be yesterday
>work 14 hours stright in 110 degree heat
>still a shit load of work today today and Sunday
>me and whole crew get the next 2 days off cause MUH UNION
how does it feel to be taken advantage of?

You're about to get fired mate.

Are you salaried or have your union just lost you out on 2 days pay?

>flood Sup Forums with fake military shit
>real military guy comes on here eventually
>fake and gay insta page 10
Seems like that is the aim of all this shit. Everything is sliding really hard today.

They might want you to shut down the atoms

i spent a good 1-2 minutes trying to figure out if that's what it really said. explain yourselves bongs

The old Tesco here looked different

>tfw finished my 10 hour shift at costa
>the fucking """French""" women that don't want to leave the closed section of the cafe cause "muh socket, needa charge muh iPhone"
>manager has a bottle paracetamol at the back