Is Dreamcatcher kino?

Is Dreamcatcher kino?

It's BRAP kino.

Literally

i dont remember much about it other than generally liking it

i only remember it for the one guy dying on the toilet and they roll him over and there's blood everywhere

I DUDDITZ!

Haven't watched it since I saw it as a youngfag in theatres. What I can tell you is I'll never forget the shitdemon sliding out of that guys ass. I still check my loo sometimes.

It's garbage because the book is garbage and most post 2000 Stephen King is garbage.

Btw how is the Cell adaptation?

wasn't the guy with down syndrome an alien lmao

I found it to be one of the worst films I've ever seen.

yes, his name was MR GAY

they movie was shit and director was a fucking moron who blew $100 mil budget on a useless helicopter scene.. which too looked like shit

In the book he was just a kid from their past who unified them, and he was like a spiritual guide for a couple of them.

In the film he turned into a good alien and killed the bad alien. It was beyond fucking retarded.

What did i just read?

i still don't know where this shit originated

What the fucking shit is that image file

i have a distinct feeling furries were involved with this.

That or diaperfags.

He was an alien in the book

fucking fpbp

Book was good, movie was pretty good especially given how King's movie adaptations usually fare, but it definitely could have done without all the stupid in-jokey bullshit slang and dialog that beats you in the face to show you how connected these characters are, man...that he insists on carrying over. It's just insufferably cringy.
>fuckeree
>fuckeroo
no one talks like that. ever.

I agree completely.

It's cheesy as fuck with cringy dialogue, an over-the-top plot that translates poorly to film and hammy acting from the main cast.

I love it

I liked it.

>Btw how is the Cell adaptation?
That was REAL garbage riding on Jenifer Lopez hype train, The Dreamcatcher was GOOD bad slock.

i dont think that's the Cell he was talking about

The scene where the dickhead with a toothpick in his mouth is sitting on a toilet seat so the giant alien slug underneath can't get down left me traumatized for years.

Was pretty young when I saw it and have a fear of snakes and shit going up my asshole as I'm shitting

Book was awful. Movie adaptation was hoaky,jokey. It lurched towards the finish line on lol fumes

There was another one?!

It's better than Mist anyway.

See, this is why the movie has it's good points. As fucking faggotry as it sounds, and don't want to quote Jay from RLM. There was a lot of good things in the movie, but just kind of missed the mark. It was far to Hollywood.

Not that faggot, but I kind of liked The Mist too.

S King wrote this during while recuperating from being hit by a van.It was shit,pure shit. and I wish I could express myself but the malt liqour in my veins isn't helping. Blah Blacvh Talismanic phrases,references to other,better books.

This was shit.

One of the worst acting in the movie I've ever seen. And not only from this SW force unleashed guy, 50%+ of actors were wooden

The Mist is kino.

SHIT WHEASELS!

Yeah, it had SLJ and that other guy from 1408.

The premise of the movie was great thou.

The movie was shit but the book is pure literakino.

>Pearly was tilted strangely against the passenger door, one leg raised, almost crossed over the other. It was as if he had died trying to perform the ever-popular one-cheek-sneak. His fatigue pants were now dark, the muted colors turned to mud, and the seat under him was wet. The fingers of the stain spreading toward Freddy were red.
“What the f-”
From the back seat there arose an ear-splitting yammering; it was like listening to a powerful stereo turned rapidly up to full volume. Freddy caught movement from the comer of his right eye. A creature beyond belief appeared in the rearview mirror. It tore off Freddy’s ear and then struck at his cheek, punched through into his mouth, and latched onto his jaw at the inner gumline. And then Archie Perlmutter’s shit-weasel tore off the side of Freddy’s face as a hungry man might tear a drumstick off a chicken.
Freddy shrieked and discharged his weapon into the passenger door of the Hummer. He got an arm up and tried to shove the thing off, his fingers slipped on its slick, newborn skin. The weasel withdrew, tossed its head back, and swallowed what it had tom off like a parrot with a piece of raw steak. Freddy flailed for the driver’s-side doorhandle and found it, but before he could yank it up the thing struck again, this time burying its mouth in the muscular flesh where Freddy’s neck and shoulder merged. There was a vast jet of blood as his jugular opened; it spurted up to the Humvee’s roof, then began to drip back like red rain.
Freddy’s feet jittered, bopping the Humvee’s wide brake in a rapid tapdance. The creature in the back seat drew back again, seemed to consider, then slithered snakelike over Freddy’s shoulder. It dropped into his lap.
Freddy screamed once as the weasel tore off his plumbing… and then he screamed no more."

Grandma was fucking top tier though.