STOP DRINKING, GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE AND GET A JOB YOU WASTE OF SPACE

STOP DRINKING, GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE AND GET A JOB YOU WASTE OF SPACE

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PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT

But I drink AND have a full time job.

I thought they went hand in hand.

I'll TELL YOU WHAT YOU ARE SIR

This. How else could anybody handle it?

SCUM

This guy gets it. How do you even survive 9 to 5 without getting shitfaced every weekend at least?

IF IVE SAID IT ONCE IVE SAID IT A MILLION TIMES, PARANOIA WILL ANNOY HER, STOP SMOKING WEED

It's called the Jeremy Kyle show you dirty little tea leaf.

>we live in a reality where the dolite scum arguing about some robbing a tenner is televised
what a time to be alive

Pass me those all important lie detector results

WHY DONT YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN FOR A SECOND

THERES A FIVE MONTH OLD BABY WHO MAYBE UNFAITHFUL CAUGHT UP IN ALL THIS

the answer is you actually dont neef to. thats artificial stress disguised as release.

>that lad who got rumbled by Jezza for trying to cheat the lie detector
lmao

>drinking is artificial stress
W-what? We're not talking about partying hard here, we're talking about getting beer and watching a movie. At a certain point there's no hangover.

We asked Deano if he knew anything about baby Rochelle's iPad going missing he said no why'd you say no?

>coz I were tellin the troo-

test says you're a liar pal.

Do you like jezza?

I mean him as a person and his hosting style

he brought his wife on to the show?

I doubt I could have a drink with him at the pub but his approach to treating the council house class as filth is admirable.
Also get the feeling he's a closet gay.

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Naaa he clearly wants this homeless destitute 10/10 to move in with him
youtube.com/watch?v=hSbk9MyBG_c
>Wanna come live with me luv?

No and no. It's highly ironic a man who destroyed his family and got divorced due to his gambling addiction is telling people how to live their lives

That's what makes it so much sweeter especially iif they say it to him

She's far too nice looking for that show

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best episode

>Because the truth hurts don't it

Fuck does that mean?

Why should I?

hearing the truth hurts his feelings

how have you never heard that or a similiar expression before?

I have heard of it

I mean within the context of the clip, guy just found out his child is his and he comes out with that

Is this kino?

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Says the weirdo who licks things "clean"

probably didn't want a kid since he's A WASTE OF SPACE

What if I sit on my backside and drink at work?

Stop smoking weed.

I just got into Jeremy Kyle, what are his best clips?

THEN STOP TALKING IN MEMES AND GO OUTSIDE FOR A CHANGE!

The one where the woman desperately tries to claim she looked black as a child, to explain her half black baby

Food was my answer instead of alcohol. I went from 11 stone to 16 in a year because of the call centre job I was doing

The one where the entire chav family blames a druggie chav for stealing shit while defending a younger chav who was sitting in the audience.

Didn't he cheat on his wife? Didn't he have a gambling problem? Doesn't he have OCD which causes him to lick his phone to clean it?

youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Q8m8ACgxo

Make me you gambling addict prick

>that face acne
guaranteed druggie. Its amazing how drugs can make someone in their 20s look twice their age

At least he has a job.

nah, i'd rather have another beer.

Like a good goy

I think it's just anglo genes.

Good goys are staying at home like leeches.

Ah the wage cuck, don't worry goy at least you'll be able to retire at 65* and live another 5 years before you drop

*maybe, depending on if Mr Steinberg needs a new boat!

Ah the parasite. You are causing the collapse of the western civilization. Once hell breaks loose you'll be the first one to go.

stay jealous of our superior country.

My friend went on this show. I went with him to the studio but didn't appear on camera.

Legit jelly after Brexit.

Where am I going? I have all the time in the world to get ready, you have barely 48 hours every weekend (depending on forced overtime of course).

Speaking of which, what shall I do today? So many possibilities :)

post pepe in a blanket with your next smugpost please

>GET A JOB
*rapturous applause*
>PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT
*whoooooooooooooo*
>GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE
*audience begin tearing one another throats out*
>MADAM
*audience is dead but still applaud*

It's nice what vulgar platitudes can get you, eh?

Entry level NEETposting mate, back to /r9k/ you amateur

someone post the vid where jeremy got creepy on an underage girl and caught himself out

this.

Does anyone have that clip about a guy who just loves smoking pot and when Jeremy asks him why he smokes, he just replies "oh, I love it!"

>NEETS thinking theyre boasting of beating the wageslaves
>not realised self employed is the true paradise working from home because you got training in computer aided design
lmao

I do have have a Job I do this
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>2 world wars
>1 world cup

Pretty much every bong on the show.

This. Except I'm working for free because nobody wants to hire me. And I drink alone in my room because I don't have any friends.

"hes a liberal who would let rapists live in womens changing rooms" fucking based and KEK

>Jeremy throws envelope and speaks to him like he is a piece of shit
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>guy treats Jeremy the same way he treats him
>boooo he is a nasty man booooo

I would have done the same to be honest. Jeremy deserves what he gets.

Reminder

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Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

WHY DID YOU SAY NO? THIS TEST SAYS YOU'RE A LIAR

>government encourages people to start their own businesses
>then suddenly decided they'd fuck over the self employed for no reason
>backed down from it, but still want to make self employed people file their taxes four times a year, not realising that will just lead to more administrative costs

>working for free because nobody wants to hire me
>tfw consistently invited to interviews, but never the best out of the 5 or 6 they invite

>jeremy is polite to the guest at first
>all smiles and pleasantries
>test shows that he was a liar
>jeremy goes fucking 180 and starts ripping into the dude like an animal
Never gets old.

>muh broken window fallacy

NEETs move the economy along just like everyone else. Wagecucks just hate them for it because of extreme job remorse and 100k loans/mortgages.

>/ourguy/
>has a gf
i dont think so

>NEETs move the economy along
And how do they achieve this by giving nothing back to the economy while spending tax payers money?

>manlet called out at the end
is anywhere safe anymore??

We don't spend tax payers money we spend our parents' money.

got a link?

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No fucking way, but that's why the show's so good. It's a very rare episode when Jeremy isn't the biggest scumbag on stage.

NEETs need to live. If they live in society then they move the economy along. You literally can not prevent that if you live in society. Even homeless hobos move the economy along. These people just don't move it along in a way other people like.

>a wild graham appears

but the class system in britain prevents upward mobility

This is fucking dumb.

but you can always sink further, so get off your backside and get a job

Absolute subhuman garbage. With that said his slack-jawed idiot fans are probably worse because if he were to take it too far in any meaningful or substantive way they'd turn on him like carnivorous apes just to salve their own consciences.
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I realise there's something seriously wrong with the implication that they could have ém and my post'is weakened thereby but hey, what do you do?

>Tfw your mate was on it and he brings iy up for like 3 months at the pub saying "they edited me to look like a cunt!"

What the fuck did you expect Mark

>Mfw the guests don't know the name of the show

but britain has welfare. seriously if I was british I'd never work. I'd just take the handouts and live a measly life.

I hate him in JKS but hate him even more when he's trying to be cool and relatable when he appears on other shows.

His guest role in Saturday Night Takeaway was awful and that other shitty show he did about the emergency services was balls

>that other shitty show he did about the emergency services was balls

He needs to enhance his credibility by getting into the "front line" of reportage and boldly tackling Islamic State.

>welfare
>£52 a week that can be cut off at any time during the random reassessments
Do you know how high the living costs are here? The only way you get benefits here to comfortably live on is if you cut off your arms and legs or if you're a girl that shits out a child every 4 years

if you work for a living
why do you kill yourself working?

then why do jamaicans and pakistanis move there?

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This guy is the best guest on the show, pure autism.

yeah? make me

For the wage

Do you actually believe that or just tell it to yourself to make giving up easier?

is this british cuisine

Dude has so much acne he looks like a burn victim