Oil?

Oil?

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Some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled.

Dinosaur juice?

READY TO ROLL SON

Who said anything about oil.

Like who

bitch you cookin?!

he tried to kill my father man, i dont play that shit

Excuse me?

DON'T DROP THAT SHIT.

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Non-Burger here.What's this scene or skit about and how do i watch it?

It's Dave doing a skit on what it would be like if George W. Bush were black. In this specific scene a reporter asks Black Bush if the rumors of him invading the Middle East was simply done for oil.

youtube.com/watch?v=2Z9Hvo7p8Dw

Japan's sending PlayStation's.

That's probably my favourite Dave Chappelle sketch. It's probably not his funniest, but it's as on point as comedy gets.

WHO
SAID
THAT?

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RED ROCKS!

Stankonia says they're willing to drop Bombs Over Baghdad.

>The cradle of fuckin civilization!


Is this the most quotable skit of all time?

what does that mean

cooking oil

>I am Whitebeard!

DO NOT DROP THAT SHIT

Cooking oil. Jesus christ user, try.

It wasn't about oil. It was about a certain (((country's))) enemy.

like drugs?

DON'T DROP THAT SHIT

DON'T. DROP. DAT. SHIT.

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT???

Underrated sketch coming through.

MORNIN', NIGGARS

I know better than to get between a Niggar and his pork

Reminder that Dave Chappelle quit comedy because he didn't like how someone on set laughed at one of his skits.

The guy makes a career off making fun of people... black people, white people, gay, straight, you name it. He's laughing at all of them. Then one day, he is doing a skit and a white guy laughs. Dave, being perceptive as he is, interprets this laugh as being sinister in some way... the man is not laughing WITH Dave, but AT him, and Dave realizes, all of a sudden that it's not funny anymore. Dave realizes, that while he enjoys laughing at other people, he doesn't like it when other people laugh at him- it makes him feel bad :(

Reminder that that someone was pic related

Bill Burr does have that specific laugh when he's laughing at someone, like after making fun of old rich white guys. He doesn't laugh the same way when someone's telling him a joke.

Opie & Anthony asked asked Burr if it was him, and he said no.
Of course, he would say that but i'm inclined to believe him. I guess we'll never know.

i mean, if someone is telling a joke and the audience reaction isn't what you'd hoped then maybe move on to another joke.
Like if you're a musician and see someone in the pit, dancing in a way you don't personally approve. I mean, how people react to your material is, as a performer really out of your control but if you feel really strongly about it then maybe move on to a different bit. Play a different song, tell a different joke, you know?

Not Dave. Dave quit comedy and ran away to Africa.

He's like that kid who brings his toys over to play, and you're all sitting around playing transformers or some shit, when you do something he doesn't like, like maybe you said his he-man toy looks gay or something, so he grabs all his toys and goes home crying. He doesn't wanna play anymore.

That's Dave Chappelle.

NIGGA U COOKIN?

This. He also fucked over his good friend Neil, who wrote much of the content for the show. Dave Chappele is kind of a faggot.

Men in Tights Chappelle was god tier.

GOT THIS IN MY SPECIAL CIA NAPKIN

It was a little off the cuff when burr kept screaming "3/5 of a vote"

ENOUGH!
ENOUGH OF THE POP UPS!

NIGGER ARE YOU COOKING???????

is japan still sending playstations?

no, it means cooking oil you put in a frying pan you autist
>inb4 is it frying pan for meth?
no, it's for food