I'm going to talk to Gandalf

I'll be attending a meetlng with Sir Ian McKellen in a few hours. It'll be him talking about some stuff and probably a q&a session. What should I ask this legendary piece of man? I'll probably get only one question but I'll post his answer.

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youtube.com/watch?v=vjrdjn7KayU
cdc.gov/msmhealth/std.htm
advocate.com/crime/2014/09/04/2-studies-prove-domestic-violence-lgbt-issue
standard.co.uk/news/london/one-in-eight-gay-men-in-london-has-hiv-official-figures-show-9869378.html
carm.org/statistics-homosexual-promiscuity
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emtricitabine/tenofovir
sys.Sup
google.co.uk/amp/s/www.lifesitenews.com/mobile/news/yet-another-study-confirms-gay-life-expectancy-20-years-shorter
healthline.com/health-news/hiv-life-expectancy-for-americans-with-hiv-reaches-parity-121813
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2636618/
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Ask him if you can suck his dick.

Ask him if he is top or bottom ?

Ask him what he thinks of Magneto's character in the X-Men movies, he claims Xavier is his friend but always backstabs and betrays him.

Ask him if he legitimately hates cats.

Ask him why didn't they just take the eagles to Mordor

Yes hi, this is his agent.
Make sure to interview him in front of a big green screen.
Just a tip.

How could he be bottom?

Fuck, the eternal question.

Don't ask him about movies, don't talk about gay. Ask him what his favorite broadway show is, f he says cats give him a handy j

youtube.com/watch?v=vjrdjn7KayU

ask if he can fit an extra dick in that nose of his

Full pic sorry

Ask him if he goes home at night and shoots laser beams into his boyfriend's asshole

These are good questions. Any other ideas?

Ask him what the elvish word for faggot is.

>literally contradicting each other

don't embarrass yourself

Don't ask anything, just go there wearing this costume

Holy shit we oogie boogie now!?

Sir Mckellen that is very shrewd of you.

Ask him what's his greatest joy in acting is, and why is it sucking a jew's bald cock on the casting couch.

I said the questions were good. The suggestion of not asking about movies isn't a question.

Ask him about his tax policies.

What does he think of Jeremy Corbyn and on a scale of 1-10 how useless is he?

If i take away your title would you die?

>don't ask anything gay
>ask if he sexually abuses his cat instead

Ask him what he eats for breakfast. I'm interested in this piece of information

Cats is a play retard what are you on about?

>>ask if he sexually abuses his cat instead

"In all my life I can honestly say I have NEVER been one to beat up pussy, sir."

>I'm a shitty wannabe journalist that wants others to do his work for him

Ask him which queen he's rooting for in drag race season 9.

>he doesn't know about the mythical and terrifying green men

Ask him what part he regrets the most for not getting.

Cats should be beaten to death with baseball bats.

Ask him, as a supporter of refugees, how many refugees he is going to let stay in his home.

kill yourself edgy faggot

see if he knows if tom cruise is really a midget

ask him if he's ever been to g-a-y heaven to watch porn idol and then ask him if he'd like to accompany you next time you go

great question ask him if he's ever donated to charity and if he has ask him why he hasn't donated all of his money to charity.

another good one is ask him, as a supporter of homosexuality, why he wont let every fag in the world fuck him up the bum

Is he a power-bottom?

You sound upset

agreeing with you makes me upset?

You'd be surprised how many couples have sexual roles complete reversed from what you'd think. I dated a more feminine top once, it was interesting.

If only she was alive to see the irony.

Ask him why homosexuals account for only 1.3% of the population but are responsible for over 80% of all sexually transmitted diseases.

cdc.gov/msmhealth/std.htm

She'd probably still have the same views, like how when Trump fails you rationalize it away.

Because finding men willing to have sex is many times easier than finding women and they are less inclined to use condoms as there is no risk of pregnancy.

It's a pretty easy answer.

>like how when Trump fails you rationalize it away.

I doubt you've been to Sup Forums today, they love Assad and the only people shilling for Trump are r/the_donald redditor faggots.

The right don't have the cognitive built in hypocracy of the left.

So they're promiscuous degenerates with no concept of loyalty or monogamy?

Imagine being this bitter and angry about other people's lifestyle.

Yes, men.

Don't worry, there are plenty of beta males like you who are gay who whine about not having a pure virgin bf.

>Siphilis
>All STDs

Looks like you need better reading comprehension.

Can't help but notice you don't have an argument.

Homosexuality isn't something that should be championed. As I've just shown it is responsible for the vast majority of sexually transmitted and life shortening diseases like AIDS, while homosexuals make up less that 2% of the population.

They see themselves as faulty, so they exaggerate their imperfections in the company of others they see as similarly defective. Ironically, it’s precisely that profound feeling of being somehow broken that means a gay man’s sexuality often comes to be the defining characteristic of his personality. Who wouldn’t want to protect a child from a path that leads to such destructive self-loathing

You need to learn to scroll down, faggot.

>They see themselves as faulty, so they exaggerate their imperfections in the company of others they see as similarly defective.

Literally what are you talking about?

That entire second paragraph is non sequitur.

And lesbians have far less STDs than any other group. Should parents encourage their female children toward lesbianism?

No, that's just simple biology. It's far harder to spread sexually transmitted diseases through lesbian sex.

A better statistic would be domestic abuse, which homosexuals and lesbains (lesbians especially) happens at a far higher rate than in normal male/female relationships.

advocate.com/crime/2014/09/04/2-studies-prove-domestic-violence-lgbt-issue

From every aspect you look at it, sexually transmitted diseases, the amount of child abuse they perform, their abuse rates, their number of partners, risk of cheating, etc, homosexual 'relationships' are demonstrably worse than normal people.

>In this one stat lesbians are worse, therefore I can lump them in with all the negative traits of gay males too
Kek.

Also there's literally nothing wrong with safe promiscuity. Most gay couples I know regularly have threesomes so cheating isn't even an issue.

>Also there's literally nothing wrong with safe promiscuity.

Except it obviously leads to unsafe promiscuity, which is why faggots are so riddled with sexually transmitted diseases.

I mean, even during the AIDS crisis of the 80's, when people were literally dropping dead, faggots didn't stop to think 'let me buy a condom and maybe not fuck random men'.

Safe vs unsafe promiscuity is an irrelevancy, because faggots are clearly not interested in the safety of their disgusting actions.

>This whole group acts one way
Actually the majority of gay men do consistently wear condoms. Just not enough to cause herd immunity. Similar to how enough anti-vaccine folks can cause an explosion of a disease, enough gays don't wear condoms.

Have you ever interested with normie straight men? They all complain about condoms. Hating condoms isn't a gay thing, but men can't get pregnant so a larger percentage don't use them.

Hell, I've met gay men who hate anal. They have oral, and they're purely monogamous. What is your response when you encounter people like that? Do you just insist they don't exist?

>I know a few outliers so statistics don't matter

2% of the populations are responsible for 80% of syphilis cases, 60% of HIV cases (and 80% of new infections), 70% of chlamydia infections.

The cognitive dissonance you faggot enablers have is amazing.

user, you're the one with trouble understanding statistics. Even with those high rates, the vast majority of gay men are not infected by an STD. Being many times more likely than a person who has a .5% chance of something only elevates that to a larger, but still small percent. I'll agree completely the gay community needs to learn better condom usage, but at the end of the day it's not the majority of gay men fucking everybody they meet bareback, just a larger portion than straights, for the reasons I outlined in my first response to you.

Listen, you hate fags. That's fine. The thought of another man being naked and kissing you sounds icky. That's fine. But all gay men represent are the logical conclusion of male human beings' behavior when not bridled by women as the gatekeepers to sex.

But whatever. I'm sure everyone will agree with you that gays are mentally ill predators and should be gassed someday if you keep posting it on anime boards.

>the vast majority of gay men are not infected by an STD
Who cares? The vast majority of smokers don't have lung cancer either, does that mean it's a good idea to encourage people to smoke? No, it's a retarded idea and yours is a retarded objection.
And it's not just that fags are basically living and walking petri dishes for stds, they live extremely hedonistic lives. The average fag is a degenerate of epic proportion compared to the average straight man. Read up on their drug use or how frequently they have extreme kinks. Or just google "standard fuckparty".

>vast majority don't

One in eight sexually active gay men in London have HIV. That's just HIV. This in every other STD you're going to get a far higher number.

standard.co.uk/news/london/one-in-eight-gay-men-in-london-has-hiv-official-figures-show-9869378.html

Considering we're talking about a serious disease, you can say that it is the result of wilful ignorance. Because faggotry is a mental illness.

>bridled by women as the gatekeepers to sex.

Yeah, that's nature you faggot. When the alternative to that is dying of a cold because you fucked your immune system because you decide to fuck hundreds of men, I think that's an ok price to pay.

>83% of the homosexual men surveyed estimated they had had sex with 50 or more partners in their lifetime, 43% estimated they had sex with 500 or more partners; 28% with 1,000 or more partners.

carm.org/statistics-homosexual-promiscuity

Faggots are mentally ill and deserve AIDS.

Where the fuck did he get off claiming to be the first famous Englishman ever to come out? Where the fuck did he get off calling Derek Jarman a person "on the margins of society"? Where the fuck did he get off accepting an honor from the homophobic Tory government in the same honors list as a famously homophobic Chief Constable?

>See thread about the great Sir Ian McKellen
>Find these fags

Kek. Stay salty, breeders.

>vast majority of gay men are not infected by an STD

Vast majority of drunk drivers don't kill people. What's your point faggot?

>I don't want people to end up with aids and ruining their lives
>salty
Ok user, I guess hiv kills your empathy alongside your leukocytes.

>Be gay
>Don't have HIV
>An addicted to drugs
>Have a safe, healthy sex life

Why should I care what you say I'm like? I know I'm not. I just live my life. I literally couldn't care less what others like me are doing.

Am not addicted*

I've no idea what "healthy" is for a gay man, probably fucking a new guy every day instead of 2 new guys per day.
Anyway, let's say you're not a hedonistic degenerate. Good for you but that doesn't change what the average gay man is.

Ian McKellen is a cunt, I was really hoping to slag him off here, but it turned into a thread about "degeneracy", which is unfortunate, as it creates the implication that you have to hate gay people to hate McKellen, which isn't true - I'm queer and I think he is, as stated, a cunt.

>haven't got HIV YET

Clocks ticking faggot.

Again. There's literally a pill that makes you immune. I'm on it.

If you must know, I have a few friends with benefits who I have oral sex with about once a month if I'm single and have protected anal sex if I'm actually dating someone.

But I'm sure that's far more hedonistic for anyone who lives in the fantasy world of pure waifus.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emtricitabine/tenofovir

>Common side effects including headache, feeling tired, trouble sleeping, abdominal pain, weight loss, and rash. Serious side effects may include high blood lactate levels and enlargement of the liver

>In studies, tenofovir reduced the incidence of HIV infection, especially in high-risk individuals (by 42% in MSM)

Makes you feel like shit, opens you up to the risk of developing liver cancer and other life threatening diseases, and doesn't always work.

Yeah, like I said, clocks ticking faggot.

See

sys.Sup Forums.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcarm.org%2Fstatistics-homosexual-promiscuity

>43% of faggots have had over 1000 partners

Literally worse than animals.

Why are you self centered? I already said good for you if you're not a degenerate. Again, it doesn't change one iota what the reality is when it comes to the average fag, given the data.
Also, all fucking weaboos must fucking hang.

>First generation drugs have side effects
Lol, shocking! What happens if in 100 years all STDs are cured entirely? Will gays still be deserving of death?

>About The Author
>Matt Slick is the President and Founder of the Christian Apologetics and Research Ministry

Nice """"""source"""""". Did it predict Hillary would win too?

>I can't argue against his evidence or methodology, so I should just attack the author.

>What happens if in 100 years all STDs are cured entirely? Will gays still be deserving of death?

Yes.

Because I'm not some random outlier. I'm the norm. Most gay men have more sexual partners than the average straight partner because hookups are much easier, but they do it safely and most of gay sex is oral which carries almost no risk for HIV transmission. The STDs come from a population of gay men that may be a fifth, maybe a forth. And yes, that is many, many times greater a percentage than straights, but you're acting as if that chunk's existence invalidates the 75% or so of us just living a normal life.

>An author with a clear agenda should be trusted

user, unless you place blind Faith in every statistic, and those you disagree with you've done a complete analysis of the methodology to determine why you disagree, you're a hypocrite.

I always check sources

You clearly don't. Argue with his methodology then, or his weighting, or his selection group.

You're not. You're a faggot making blanket statements because you have lost an argument.

You people should be gassed.

>I'm the norm
Every single survey ever on the matter has presented the same findings.
- a number of partners which is equal to several multiple of that of straight individuals, which already by itself shows a strong proclivity to hedonism.
- Far higher rate of individuals who engage in pharaphilic acts.
- Far for more frequent recreational drug use and drug addiction
- Significantly higher rate of mental illnesses.
Dude, it's not like I woke up one day and I said "from now on I will be disgusted by gays", it's just that I actually decided to check if the "they're just like us!" propaganda was telling the truth. And it wasn't.

>You people should be gassed
Sorry sweetie. We're here to stay.

Are you the guy from electric paper?

>We're here to stay

Being that the average homosexual life expectancy is 20 years less than normal people, you're not here to stay for long....

google.co.uk/amp/s/www.lifesitenews.com/mobile/news/yet-another-study-confirms-gay-life-expectancy-20-years-shorter

>2005
Average life expectancy of someone with HIV is now up to basically normal levels, m8.

news/hiv-life-expectancy-for-americans

Oops
healthline.com/health-news/hiv-life-expectancy-for-americans-with-hiv-reaches-parity-121813

Not people with HIV, faggots.

Faggot life expectancy is less for several reasons. Drug use. Suicide. AIDS is only a little part.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2636618/

IAN MCKELLEN IS A CUNT WHY HAS THIS TURNED INTO A FRUITLESS FUCKING Sup Forums THREAD

>have never used drugs
>Don't have depression

Nope, I'll be shitposting against you for a good number of decades still, cutie. ;)

ask him about the sexual abuse frodo mentioned

>yet

Clocks ticking faggot.

>What should I ask this legendary piece of man?
Are traps gay?

So are you gonna feed me your cock or are we just gonna keep talking around in circles?

>faggots first thought is degeneracy

Poetry.

Caffeine is a drug.

I mean, I swallow.

Tomatoes are berries.