TURKEY HAPPENING #2

POSSIBLE FIGHTING IN INCIRLIK

LOCALS SAY SHOTS WERE FIRED

F-16s ARE IN THE AIR

WHAT THE FUGG IS GOING ON

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nothing will happen

nothing ever happens

aBSOLUTELY NOTHING
you gay german ball licker

/mlp/ reporting in.

Top kek is here

Good night, Sup Forums. I want to wake up and see some happenings. Counting on you. Kek wills it!

> What we Know Incirlik AFB had its power cut and government forces were surrounding early this morning #UNCONFIRMED reports of explosions now

twitter.com/DEFCONWS/status/754429328172081152

The "explosions" are sonic booms.

Theres a big difference between sonic booms for far away, vs sonic booms from low flying turkish F-16's flying over your town far below the usual flight floor while supersonic, dick waving to the US servicemen about the airspace over Incirlik being closed.

Plus the people are jumpy and on edge due to, you know, a fucking attempted coup last night.

Might as well repost this since the old thread is old and the discussion is ongoing.

I give it a 1% chance. It's too fucking lazy and sloppy. For one, the coup was done spectacularly bad. But hey, okay, the CIA has done some REALLY shitty operations in the past. Let's just assume you're right and the CIA is behind this. Why the ever loving FUCK would they let it be traced directly back to Incirlik, a nuke-holding base with special forces on site, and other NATO member nations? That's so fucking stupid.

Even if you think CIA is incompetent, they understand statecraft. They would never, ever do this.

So you have two options: a 1% or less chance that Incirlik was directly tied to this, or the 99% chance that Erdogan is off his rocker insane or is just using this as an opportunity to kick the US out. It COULD very well be that he's not going nuts but is just using this to reassert power over his country entirely. i.e he's not trying to start WW3, he's going to hand the nukes over once Incirlik is in control... but man, even that seems flaky. Like, if you genuinely believe Incirlik is not tied to the coup, why risk WW3 over such a minor thing as territorial sovereignty? This really stinks of the government being in full paranoia mode.

sleep tight fucker

me 2,/mlp/ here
also thx satan

A nation is eating it'self from the inside out.

sleep tight trucker.

Why didn't you listen, Sup Forums?

youtube.com/watch?v=u-8kmPJKGgM

Maybe Japan will grant her asylum

This too. Military posturing makes a lot more sense than Turkey actually attacking a NATO base. Raises the question, what are they hoping to get out of it, though? Is this just the opening salvo in a negotiation to move NATO out of Turkey? Some other negotiation that will be upcoming? What is this about, exactly?

And that foreign minister's statement is crazy. He's linking Incirlik to "anti-coup" operations, which suggests this is more serious than posturing.

I agree, though, the "explosions" being reported are probably sonic booms.

GOD SPEAD TURKBROS.

She's already working on marrying this Jap guy from some band, so she should be good regardless.

You're right, surely the CIA has moved on from when it based a coup out of an embassy.

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twitter.com/DEFCONWS/status/754431196449296385

Incirlik is a turkish air base, we just are allowed to use it for our ISIS campaign. We pay Turkey for fuel, we use follow their control tower, etc. Even if the coup jets refuelled there it would be Turkish personnel that did it. America is basically staying at a hotel.

ww3 is now, lads

>It could just be Twittersphere bullshit

Figures

>Incirlik AFB has denied the unconfirmed reports of explosions and gunfire first reported by twitter. Repeat, Incirlik AFB says its not true

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@DEFCONWS
Incirlik AFB has denied the unconfirmed reports of explosions and gunfire first reported by twitter. Repeat, Incirlik AFB says its not true

sleep tight trucker

sleep tight trucker

The coup is over. Nothing to see. All rebels have been imprisoned. Erdogan is in full control. Go home and keep calm.

So...
Are we going to join Russia?

/mlpol/ is always here.

it's nothing...

Hopefully, cause if she doesn't get asylum there, bad things will happen D:

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>we could be living in the timeline where a global nuclear war can really happen

Please, do happen. Just please.

This turkish chap doesnt think this in any way will affect the EU's decision about letting them join.

t. turkroach

user, WW3 is starting today. Sit back and enjoy the ride. There is much more to come in the next few hours.

KEK has spoken. We'll see each other on the other side.

People, the rebels cannot do anything with those nukes. They don't have the codes. They would have to rebuild the whole electronics system to make them useable.

Don't watch too many movies when villains steel nukes and set them off. That just ain't happening in real life.

i thought russia didnt like turkey tho cos all the isis stuff or something

Not trending on twitter, so nothing is happening. Go home OP

DELETE THIS

>90% of pol literally has never heard of a dirty bomb

>a first-world-adjacent country with an 18 billion dollar military couldn't redo some electronics

Come on now, user. It's now been confirmed this isn't happening, but it wouldn't be hard for Turkey to rewire some nukes if they wanted to. It wouldn't happen at some individual fanatic level, but the state could.

this is fake.

No one in NATO or from the US would call Incirlik AB an AFB

The most dangerous part of a dirty bomb is the primary explosives. The radiological component is considered secondary.
They are nothing more than a terror weapon

sleep tight trucker

Sup Forums is always right, strap in, because shit is about to go down.

you asked for it:

google "Gulen" tl;dr influential CIA asset that gets framed for the coup.
Turkey officially demands Gulen's head or NATO airport at Incirlik remains closed (they also took US personel and nukes hostage)
Turkey is arresting hundereds of people connected with Gulan aka CIA


what did you miss?

No official statement by the US for more than 2 hours after the coup attempt.
meaning: they were taken completely by surprise! (Turkey is southern flank of NATO to keep ME in check, all previous coups were backed by CIA)


Erdogans coup after the "coup" is a geopolitical catalyst: Turkey breaks with NATO. Obama just lost the ME.

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KEK wills it

REEEEEEEEEE

NO HAPPENING

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KEK BRINGS US WW3 TONIGHT

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let it be known

OFF BY ONE KEK IS NEARBY

sleep tight trucker

>Turkey breaks with NATO

This does nothing for Turkey. It only weakens their position in the world.

Erdogan wants to have his cake and eat it too. He does not want to leave NATO.

ww3 begins now

>Sup Forums is always right, strap in, because shit is about to go down.

Yeah, na.

Incirlik Air Base themselves have confirmed 20 minutes ago that not much is happening over there, aside from the power outage.

They have a Facebook page under "Incirlik-Air-Base-Turkey"

666 kek has gone mad!

You will hit nothing with those shitty nukes anyway. Antimissile defense is too strong.

the admins are not in the base, they know shit about what happens

>F-16s ARE IN THE AIR

Near an airbase? Jesus Christ.

Sure looks like it and I do hope so.

The military likes Russia. It was the president who was supporting ISIS and wanted that jet shot down.

>isis stuff or something
Lol no it is just western propaganda Russia love bullying any country they are near Erdoğan want to down Essad while Russia support him than all thing happened

>AB is being attacked and taken over by pro-Erdogan troops and possibly taken hostage
>random person says "loil nthng going on here"
>OK THIS IS CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE

KEK starts WW3 tonight

PRAISE KEK

Is this enough?

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the air base has been cut off from electricity in the morning and the FB account is probably managed by some staffer in the US

Can someone tldr me on what's helped these last two days, and what led to it?

The ice we skate
Is getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire
How bout yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

People are still shilling this bait account?

>shooting bullets with other bullets is 100% reliable

I'm not sure I believe you, user. Especially when the consequences of missing a bullet is not "one person dies".

>a first-world-adjacent country
>adjacent

Greece, Bulgaria, Cyprus, Syria, Iran, Georgia, Azerbaijan are now first world?

As to the nukes, they would need time and in that time America would find the nukes.

>WW3

Highly doubt it.

Sup Forums is always desperately waiting for the collapse of humanity, but you won't get what you want. It'll just be another bullshit possible happening no different than Ukraine.

The entire base is under FPcon Delta

No one there is using social media that hasn't been approved

>2 hrs ago

wow that is recent

They're bombs, not missiles.

youtube.com/watch?v=kiACFlHZ1IA

Israel is giving a few F-16s Turkish paint jobs and sending them in.

Bulgaria, Greece and Cyprus are first world.

>a dirty bomb
is that when a bomb goes off on an indian street?

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Those bullets are fucking cool though

Fucking hell, stop posting shit from these guys already.

Wtf!

I'm sure theres a "DUCK!" joke to be had here.... but I'm lazy.

TURKEY MUST FORCE THE USA TO PAY FOR THEIR TREACHERY

Those frogs and their bloody ISSOUUU bullshit.

Military and technical expertise is close enough to get shit done at the highest levels, personal welfare and economy not really. Hope that clears up what I mean? They are not living in the stone age when it comes to the highest levels of the state is all I mean.

defcon said from the beginning that the reports are unconfirmed

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I wouldn't be surprised.

There's a coup going on, that IS a happening you turd.

bullshitt but a nuke went offffes ..

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STOP POSTING THIS DEFCON TWITTER BULLSHIT

>>random person

Its not a random person you tit, its run by the AFB's media office. Yes, AFB's have a social media presence these days, to confrim to worried mums that little Johnny bombing muslims is still alive.

it did