IF THE ONLY SAUCE YOU FUCKERS HAVE FOR TURKEY HAPPENINGS IS THIS FUCKING DEFCON ACCOUNT, THE CHANCES ARE THAT NOTHING IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
STOP TREATING THIS TINFOIL ACCOUNT AS AN ACTUAL RELIABLE SOURCE OF INFORMATION AND NEWS
THANK YOU
IF THE ONLY SAUCE YOU FUCKERS HAVE FOR TURKEY HAPPENINGS IS THIS FUCKING DEFCON ACCOUNT...
Luke Williams
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Nolan Rivera
fuck off britcuck
Jason Mitchell
ty
Josiah Turner
Indeed.
Julian Edwards
Like an user said today, the absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
Brayden Torres
Quite right
Levi Lee
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Camden Hall
Nigel is correct. Someone is intentionally shilling the account for some reason.
Matthew Turner
Mmm, yes, Old Bean.
Justin Smith
Absolutely agree. Pseudo-happening fags are annoying. A true happening is the one that is confirmed.
I still remember retards who believed in the supposed Schemita(or whatever it's spelled) financial collapse happening.
Andrew Morris
too right chap only approved sources on this fine imageboard please tally ho
Daniel Rogers
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Luis Morales
Guys pls nuke us im ready to die for humanity. isis lovers on forever head now. Thank u USA for shitty coup all army arrested now. That was shity coup fuckng moron usa realy thanks.
Brody Cruz
#UNCONFIRMED reports US 6th Fleet has joined coup forces
#UNVERIFIED sources say Obama has been taken prisoner by Turkish forces, developing situation
#UNCONFIRMED Turkish space fleet condemns Erdogan government, killsats moving into geosynchronous orbit over Ankara
Aaron Wright
REPORT: ALIENS ARE INVADING
TOTALLYTRUSTWORTHY RADIOACTIVE.JPG CONFIRMS
IBS HABBENING GUISEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Camden Moore
#UNCONFIRMED: THE ATOMS HAVE BEEN STOPPED.
Ian Young
>thinking shmetah is over
Cameron Lewis
>#CONFIRMED: CNN reports Pokemon Go is great
omg u guys
Adam Sanchez
Indubitably
Zachary White
I guess people like happenings so much that they WANT to be lied to. thats why we are all here on Sup Forums
Isaac Bailey
Periscope in malatya depicting a pro roach rally. Not in coup hands.
Levi Morris
Sounds nice, rolls right off the tongue when you say it. Still complete utter nonsense.
Stop trying to sound clever and actually try to be clever.
Josiah Murphy
I'm not saying it's necessarily the case. But no news doesn't always equal nothing is happening; there could be something happening and it's just being suppressed.
Luis Moore
>be OP
>ask for sauce
>REEEE I DONT LIKE THAT SAUCE
Fuck off.
Elijah Brooks
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Nolan Long
Yes, quite.
Jack Thomas
Honestly I'm shocked anyone even gives a single fuck about Turkey.
I certainly do not.
Let me know when something good happens in a relevant, first world country, and not some backwards desert monkey shithole full of carpet kissing goat fuckers.
Carson Butler
There's a coup attempt in Finland right now. Sami Extremists are trying to oust Stubb's government and form a religious extremist one based on worship of nature.
Assault Reindeer in Helsinki in 30 minutes.
Perkele.
Charles Perez
these dumb niggers getting all their info from a random twitter account is rly toppin me keks
Nicholas Hernandez
Actually it makes perfect sense you fucking inbred
John Flores
*SOURCE
Evan Allen
Bitch if you scared call the feds