ERDOGAN SEIZES THE NUKES!!!!

Turkey is now a 1st world power. Erdogan now has his own nuclear arsenal without ever needing to enrich uranium. What happens next?

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NUKE KEBAB

oh my god it's real

fake and gay and retarded, turkey can't detonate American-made nukes without our permission, you are probably underage b&, please fuck off

Time for america to liberate

>1st world power
a what now?

Stupid kikenigger.

>implying you can't just change out the electronics

Fake and gay

nato can shut down the atoms and have probably done it already

theyll be fine

>the security measures devised by our government are foolproof, UNCRACKABLE

do you even meme into reality?

>nato remote-detonates the nukes
>says the turks must have activated them while trying to tamper their security

There are no nukes in Turkey dumbfuck.

Russia would have had conniptions if we had them still.

If (culturally) enriched women were as vital to nukes as enriched uranium is, Sweden would be fucking nuclear superpower #1

Oh yeah just change out the electronics on a nuke. What electronics exactly? Weak bait you kike.

Whaddup

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>>implying you can't just change out the electronics

You can't. The Faildeadlies make sure of that.

arent they allied with russia now?, they can teach how

Just take out the batteries and blow on them.

Just call in the tech geeks and hackers to switch out the electronics and gain access to the mainframe '>'

so who do we nuke first? taking requests

wtf i hate 1st world power now

just shut down the atoms nigga haha ayyy

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>save the mods the hassle. Delete this shit thread yourself, OP

>shut down the atoms

>What happens next?

NATO shuts off the atoms, duh!

Madagascar

Israel

DEACTIVATE
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#notallnukes

Japan.
With one more nuke they may become normal again.

Hahahahhaahhah how the fuck is nuclear bombing even real hahahahah nigga just shut off the atoms like nigga just detect them with a satellite hahaha

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PRESS F FOR TURKEY

Turkey really goes in hard for that "everything is ok, go home, be nice to meee" horseshit every time something goes wrong, don't they? Their Baghdad Bob has been working overtime over the past 48 hours.

>shut down the atoms

Hes a nigger/spic
no way could white american on pol be that fucking retarded

>On this episode of Mythbusters, Adam and Jamie test whether or not roaches can really survive nuclear war

Yourselves

Stfu idiot

>shut down the atoms

> debka

Never trust that site. It's well known here in Israel as being nothing but lies and conspiracy theories. In some news forums it's been a running joke for many years

I'm not saying this in a "I don't like this site" kind of way, it's literally some guy making up shit based on nothing.

we cant , Erdogan can shit down the atoms

You can't use uranium as a nuclear weapon. You use plutonium, Uranium is not radioactive.

>shut down the atoms

Yeah like they can make absolute zero happen

lel

>Shit down the atoms

This is not India we're talking here my friend.

>making up shit based on nothing

get back in the oven, you're not done.

Rare secret data leak everyone get in here. It's Barrap Obonda's nuclear remote

Agreed.

Debka has been posting absurd, demonstrably false nonsense for over a decade.

Think of it as crisis fanfiction.

russia for maximum habbenings.

Well I guess kek wants it.

Good job starting world war 3 , anão.

yourselves

No. They'll build from scratch again and this time Hatsune Miku will be their president.

BRITAIN FIRST

poo'n'loo

fake and gay. IF there was a firefight at Incirlik we would know by now.

This is possible if Turkey actually tries some shit.

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Posts like this are why I come here

>USA was literally stupid enough to give mudslime countries like Turkey and Pakistan nukes in the 1st Place

The wrong people won WW2

Israel
Anywhere in Africa
Saudi Arabia
Germany

Take your pick

>What happens next?
Tag teamed by both Russian and USA.

yourselves, Israel, and Saudi Arabia.

Sweden, just put them out of their misery already

piss lam

Serious question, is there ACTUAL way to shut down nukes?

Pakistan made their nukes because India made their nukes.

US didn't help them, if anything the US would have loved to have gone back in time and kept Pakistan from getting them.

Yes. Just contact Sholomo Shekelstein from Israel

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Are you for real?

Nuclear bombs are incredibly delicate mechanisms. Throwing a grenade at them will fuck them up enough that they won't be able to start a nuclear reaction.

Turkey just has an air base which houses nuclear weapons for us. IT is what makes us a super power and turkey our bitch. BONG doesn't know how to hold on to empire.

>guys you can just take da nuks and change da electronics and then use em.

This place becomes Sup Forums agewise more and more with every day

>jet fuel cant melt steel beams
>atoms cannot be shut down
>holocaust was mathematically and physically impossible

and earth is flat right goy? its 2016 and there exists this unintellectual people?

>loved to have gone back in time and kept Pakistan from getting them
Nah. You faggots are the worst kind of mudslime sympathisers. CIA was literally controlling porkistan and giving aid money to the allahu akbars to perpetuate attacks against India until recently

You can literally just shoot them with a big enough gun and they'll just fall apart.

yeah, no he is insane if he thinks this is going to go well.

>Hahahahhaahhah how the fuck is nuclear bombing even real hahahahah nigga just shut off the atoms like nigga just detect them with a satellite hahaha
You're my hero.

It's true, we can just deactivate the atoms desu

>Kikes making shit up

MFW

Haha, why do you think India is that relevant?

O I'm laffin

saved

cuz we wuz aryanz nshit like kashmir n shieeet nigga

kek

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>trying to "change out the electronics"
>it wants to update to Windows 10
>my face when

The CIA could leak the codes though.

I second saudi arabia. dubs get.

WTF!

They can turn off the atoms

Hey, I get that reference my mane

this shit is why I'm still here

Jokes on them

I already deactivated all the atoms, those bombs are nothing but giant football balls.

sounds dangerous

L O N D O N

bitch those nato sharing nukes are there at the us airbase. theres like 50 warheads.

We do.

Roaches don't die from nukes

If you bring the uranium to -273 celsius there is no movment in the atoms so you "shot them down", but this can not stop a moving proton/neutron of breaking the core of a "frozen" atom.
The most important part of a nuke is the detonator
>fun fact, the manhattan project was able to get enriched uranium but was not able to make a detonator since is has to be so perfect that the conventional explosive has to explote all at the same time to compress the uranium core of the nuke
>germans had a detonator which murica stole
the logical think is that this detonator can be shot down from distance but hey, the launch code for us nukes until the 90´s was 00000000

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The gun type bomb didn't need such a detonator. Only the plutonium core Trinity type device.