Most effective/relatively painless way to kill myself? Pills seem ideal but what kind/amount? Assume for a 120lb person

Most effective/relatively painless way to kill myself? Pills seem ideal but what kind/amount? Assume for a 120lb person.

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Doesn't have to be pills, though

fucking kill yourself for wanting to kill yourself

I mean, that's what I'm here to ask about, yes

>120lb
What are you 13? Go to the gym, probably why you feel like that

I'm 20, actually. Being skinny is not really my issue.

>120lbs

Are you a midget? I love midgets. The world loves midgets, the only people who don't like midgets are cunts. And fuck those people. You shine on you beautiful midget - your antics make the world a better place.

Jump off the top of a skyscraper headfirst.
Not only is it painless and effective, you'll also have fun along the way.
Just make sure you don't flip over in mid-air accidentally and land legs first, because that could be very unpleasant. You might even live, but you won't want to live after that.

>120lb person.
tits

I'm a male. 5'4, roughly 105lbs.

Old age. Nothing better.

Seriously, don't be an idiot.

do you have to carry a backpack full of stones so you dont blow away?

OP here, this is not me.

What?

Not a midget, no

How does one get to the top of a skycraper? There aren't really any near me. And what do I do, force my way onto the roof?

Are you sure? I mean it's ok to tell us we're on Sup Forums. We all have little quirks.

That post was supposed to deter you.

I'm 5'5"

Oh. I guess I missed that. Sorry.

show tits

Anything smaller than 5'8" is a midget so you are. Keep up your Games of Thronesing Tyrion Lannister!

No thanks
Okay then

Kill yourself faggot or improve yourself tenfold!

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A. I don't think she's a real indian.
B. I'm already trying to kill myself, that's why I'm here asking

Well tell us why you're trying to kill yourself? What is the source of the problems? Money?

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Not money, no. Just in a lot of pain I can't deal with any further.

you'll just spawn in low astral plane with the most horrific sceneries good luck

What kind of pain user? Be specific. I'll tell you what you want to know if you specify the exact source of your insufferable pain?

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Dry humor kills me.

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Sorry, what?
Trauma

Pain is life! Learn to enjoy it because from what we can tell it's this or oblivion and oblivion feels...boring. Hell you can do almost anything and yeah pain sucks. I deal with depression and rheumatoid arthritis but screw it on good days you kinda want to go out and do things like go to an amusement park or try yoga. There are so many things out there and suicide is kinda stupid, because hey you can always find something new if you bother to look for it.

Thanks bro. You brought me back. Your love brought me back.

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Shotgun. Wait to see what happens with the election. Watch the world burn, then off yourself.

Can't get a gun where I am
I've genuinely tried a lot of things to recover. Nothing has worked. This isn't a spur of the moment thing. I can't think of anything else to try.

I'm ugly short no confidence, no money, no motivation, drug dependent, shit family, no inheritance, siblings beat me up, no education, no motives, no dreams, no morals, anti social, cant look people in the eyes, females avoid me.

>inb4 just be confident bro

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OP here. Sorry for what you're going through.

im not op but thanks

Well the problem is you're the one thinking and you're depressed. You want help? We're here.

Have you gotten your pilot's license? Drawn hentai for /aco/? Have you made a ska-band to cover all of Green Day's songs so they don't suck? Life is literally infinite and if you need a project we can help you find one because if you're going to go out go out with a killer epitaph.

It's not what I haven't done, it's what's happened to me. I'm traumatized, not just depressed. I get what you're saying but you can't undo what's been done, right? I'd need a time machine to fix myself at this point.

1080 compound. 1graim

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How do you get your hands on this?

Well hey what happened?

I'm not the best judge of trauma - I saw one friend lose his hand to a IED and I found another dead in his bathtub with a towel wrapped around his head - but I have a little experience with it and what I've learned is you can't let yourself feel bad about admitting to trauma because it's the only way to get better.

Holy shit checked

Imagine saying you want to kill yourself but being afraid to break some rules to get on a roof? Are you afraid of the consequences when you're dead?

I was more concerned with the practicality of it, not the legality. How does one actually make their way up to the roof of a building that high when you don't work there?
I mean I have no issue admitting to feeling bad about it.

do not even touch the bait...... awesome

I’m not sure I follow

You can feel bad about it and try to do better, the point of life isn't too make no mistakes it's to learn from them and be a better person. Checking out isn't the answer and I know from watching people check out and thinking about it too much myself. You gotta have a little faith in yourself and yeah it's scary as fuck to do because if you hate yourself even a fraction as much as I hate myself you'll know it's not easy but we all got to try.

I honestly have tried. I don't know what else I could do.

Here's what to do user. go to your local hippie, ask for psilocybin mushrooms. Purchase or trade for said items. Take a massive dose, the bigger, the better. When you walk to the nearest forest make sure to start jogging along the trail. Put your headphones on, play some pink floyd albums endlessly. take out your knife and slit your writst you faggity fuck. you deserve to feel the pain. that's what life is. get out of your comfort zone, but first get out of your head. Muh' trauma!!!!!

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Nobody can help you until you ask for it, and I know we're on Sup Forums so internet hate machine and all that but we are all human beings trying to live and there are good days and bad days but hey bad days eventually end and you can cherish good days when they come around. Emotions and feelings aren't permanent and you can and should drop bad ones and move along.

I'm going to give you a prescription, you don't have to fill it but it might help if you do. I want you to draw yourself happy. Don't overthink it - keep practicing and keep drawing until you have your perfect picture of what makes you happy. While you're learning to draw - because honestly even if you're an expert you know you're picture is going to suck the first 1000 times - I want you go out and jog or run or do anything. I want you to work on finding a hobby you enjoy. Maybe pick up the trombone or editing videos, who cares. I want you to find something in life you enjoy before you throw it away. Because you need to enjoy what you're wasting before it's gone otherwise you have taken it too far. When you find something you love you can throw it away.

Brilliant post man. Again, was looking for painless methods. Why do you even come to a thread with nothing to offer?

I did reach out to the people in my life for help and got fuck all for it. It's not emotion and feeling that's fucked up for me, it's a permanent state of mind now. I can't draw myself being happy because, I swear, I don't know what that looks like.

If you do as I say, I promise you where your mind is going you're going not going to feel any fuckin' pain. I guarantee that. Why not just move away from everyone. if you really have a deathwish go to South America and live off the land. Learn to hunt. Stop being pathetic. You obviously haven't tried "everything". You're repulsive because you're a manlet bitch. How to be a man? be respectable, respectable. Learn to respect... primarily yourself. would the love of 1 girl change your perspective in life?

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Love isn't my issue. Moving away from anyone wouldn't be a solution to trauma. I'm not a man, so...I dunno what to say about that bit.

Go to a psychiatric ward

Did you get a professional to tell you your permanent state of mind was a disorder? Did you try medication or therapy? If not you can change it in a couple of weeks because humans are creatures of habit and if so try the previous options because they might actually fucking work.

Suicide is literally the last option as you have no chances after it.

>I did reach out to the people in my life for help and got fuck all for it.
>people in my life
That is called a social bubble. The fearless, rational mind would seek beyond the bubble.

Suffocation.

I doubt they'd help me die
I did try therapy and medication, yes
So...to who then? Genuine question

In OP's defense it did go here, so that's outside the bubble a little?

you've given nothing but vague issues on why you want to kill yourself.
>Trauma
>Pain
Like what kind?? Be specific

You didn't answer the question. "Why are you traumatized" is an important question to answer. Was it a relationship gone bad? Was it sexual/physical/emotional abuse? Is everyone you love dead? We need details. You came to Sup Forums to ask how to kill yourself knowing damn well we give almost no good advice at all. You could've google'd it but you wanted conversation. So what gives?

I have tons of kids I work with who want to kill themselves every day. Depending on what it was that happened to you, if they can work through what they've survived, so can you.

And they're fuckin kids so stop being a whiny little bitch and let us help you.

Sexual assault
I don't think I'm whiny. And I did google this but the answers aren't as easy to find as you'd think. I honestly thought y'all might have some real advice on doing it.

wasted quints on a faggy thread, true tragedy

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Sorry I failed to entertain. I thought you edgy pricks would jump at the chance to help someone die. You disappoint me.

why the fuck would we want someone to die, imagine thinking that all these people who tell you to kill yourself aren't just saying shut up in a more offensive way.

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That dudes like a great unlce to me. Engine blood runs deep in my family. My father had it, I have it, my sons have it.

He's not a real indian

Yeah but I thought SOMEONE would have an idea. Just one.

Just shoot yourself up with a shitload of insulin. If you know any diabetics just check their fridge.

30mg Xanax ought to do the trick, and youll fall asleep before you know it.

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Finally, some ideas.
Insulin really works? This is verified?
Also 30mg xanax seems...low? are you sure?

Well at least he went happy...

3mg Xanax is max produced strength. 10mg is max dose. For a 120lb person it'd either kill em or leave em in a coma. If OP wants to commit die, OP should just bang some herron and fly through the clouds tbh. Drugs are the only way to do it. Might as well be high out of your mind on the way out.

I honestly don't know how to get hard drugs like heroin. But, okay, xanax, that'll work. Thanks user. Have a good one.

Nitrogen narcosis

Are you gay? I'll love you to death.

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You're certainly going to want the right kind if you want a painless death with pills. Don't be ODing on Panadol or Ibuprofen.

Honestly shooting yourself in the brain is the quickest, or hang yourself. I've heard just a suspension hanging with the noise in a way that cuts off your blood flow is ideal, no feeling of strangulation nor the chance of fucking up a drop hanging and being in immense pain for the short time before the suspension does the job. If you're going to do a drop hanging have the knot under your chin, should pull your chin upwards while the other side pulls in on your spine. Nice quick internal decapitation.

Ill keep it in mind, thanks.
Yeah but I doubt I’m your kind

Well I'm probably not your type either. And, we are probably no where near each other. But, you shouldn't screen yourself out of the running - let me do that. I know you're short and skinny so those are big pluses in my book.

Nevermind