Who would make the best Simo?

who would make the best Simo?

This guy

Idris Elba

Marky Mark.

>FUCKIN' RUSKIE SHITS

scarlet johannsen

finngolian master race

what happened to his face?
hit by a bullet?
and btw who's that?

I forget, they called him White Death though because he'd stay under cover in a mound of snow for days at a time and picked off dozens of men if I recall correctly.

did he shit in his pants?

Simo Hayha, Finnish sniper. Ridiculous (reported) kill count against Russians.

IIRC he got hit by a bullet that took off part of his jaw.

he killed 700 Russians in the soviet invasion of Finland and got shot in the face by an explosive round
he died back in 2002

Soviet soldier shot him with an explosive bullet that blew off his cheek.

>700
yeah, sure

>explosive round
dumb russian, should've just used a normal round, the thing would've bounced off his jaw and blow his brains out

Lord Steven

Deadpan absurdist dramedy about Simo directed by Aki Kaurismaki when?

>"How many Russians did you kill?"
>long awkward pause
>"Many."
>Simo walks out of the frame

t-thats fake right?

nope

>TFW Finnish
>TFW your ancestor was literally genghis khan

*coughs*

Finns were the true founders of Europe and all the modern inventions

It's the official numbers but I do agree they were definitely inflated

though it was a perfect storm for a master marksman like him
Stalin just purged the officers and so the planning and logistics were mostly done by complete rookies who were being hounded by secret police
The russians used balls-out human wave tactics because they thought that's how blitzkriegs were supposed to work
Simo was a loner farmer in finland so he had superhuman patience and focus, plus we knew the terrain.
Then when he was given a better rifle and an SMG the finnish army would just let him go into the woods and pick off russian patrols and harass encampments
his best day he got 25 kills

so I agree 700 sounds crazy but its still probably up there

Better question, who would make the best Jack Churchill?

what'd he use for an SMG to finish them off? an M-31?

No. His role is stuck in Fargo and Reservoir Dogs he can't play a sniper

Jackie Chan

Obama

Daniel Radcliff
Aaron Paul
Elijah Woods
Robert Downey Jr
Tom Cruise

Pierce Brosnan OBVIOUSLY

Mads

You niggaz even trying?

if you mean the suomi then yes

Yeah, the Winter War was basically just another day hunting for Simo.

also he was around 30 years old when he fought the russians