How much money would you pay for fuck a celebrity? in my case $5, 000 or $7...

how much money would you pay for fuck a celebrity? in my case $5, 000 or $7,000 dlls at most for Emma Watson for 3 hours.

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I'd fuck her when she was 4yo and not yet a celeb

You probably wouldnt have to pay emma for sex, shes an incel that's so insecure about it that she tried to come up with a different name for it.

Just stroke her ego and she'll probably do butt stuff with you.
In relation to topic id need a time machine to fuck the celeb id pay to fuck.

Early 2000s jill hennessy. I'd pay a few grand for it

I went on two dates with Emma Watson, ask me anything

And no, not a troll, I'm totally serious.

I paid my cousin £6500 for sex

Ok sure. Nice LARP.
So did u fuck her tho?

When, where, what happened?

>following celebrities
How empty is your shitty life, retard

I would pay for fuck Kat Dennings, just look at those breasts holyshit.. $4,000 i think.

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Lol no, never did anything like that. I don't feel like it went badly at all, she was just in college at the time and was distracted by that, then suddenly one day I guess she left to go do other stuff and we kinna fell out of touch. She's a really sweet girl.

She went to college in my city (Providence) and she came into the place where I worked a few times with some other girls, and it was just a thing where we saw each other a few times and became familiar and started chatting here and there. I can't say exact month or anything, but this had to have been about a decade ago now

Do I get pics?

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are you the reason she's self partnered

are you hairy podder, or ronald weasel?

Can someone explain the celebrity worship, I honestly don't understand.
Don't get me wrong, Emma Watson is certainly attractive, but the fact that she's famous doesn't add anything besides maybe bragging rights.
Yet you plebs would pay thousands when you can pick up hotter girls for nothing. Why?

I'd pay 100,000 for Emma in lingery using loads of Marijuhana than let me fuck her while she vomits in my face.

I'd pay pay 50% of my lottery winnings to fuck kat dennings

I took her out on a date once. Didn't like her much, thought it went poorly, then she asked me out two days later.
She probably would've put out too

>3 hours
This fag wants to hear this bitch run her mouth for 2 hours 45 minutes

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I wouldn't pay a nickel for that kiked out whore.

Quick, post the weinstein pic

I don't pay for something I can go find for free. Besides, celebrities are all whores. I have standards.

Do dead celebrities count and will they return to life for the duration of your fucking them?

> 3 hours
> implying you won’t prematurely cum in 3 minutes and cry for 2 hours and 57 minutes about how you love her so much but embarrassed yourself in front of her

My friend shot an interview with her a few years back for some project she was working on. He said she flirted really hard with him, despite the fact that she knew he was married and had a kid. She gave him her call number on a piece of paper and asked for his snap id, but he shot her down.

I'm actually investing all my money into time travel so I can go fuck milla jovovich 20 years ago

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Emma Watson is dangerous as fuck at the card game flux and given how she rolls in settlers of catan, Tyche must fucking have a major girl crush on her because she always rolled JUST what she fucking needed and rolled 7 whenever anyone else tried doing anything.

Do not game with her because she will fucking dominate you.

all of my shekels

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10k, would love to paddle her ass.

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Also she always buys shitty snacks. NO ONE LIKES CELERY EMMA

The orange soda she brings is alright though...it'd be better if it had caffeine, but it's alright

realistically try 5 to 7 billion or never

trap?

Is this market research for celebrity clone whoring?

I'm not really attracted to any of today's hollywood stars.

This. I need that pic now

Hell yeah. She’s got those crazy eyes, love it. 2grand easy

10k for Winona in Beetlejuice, again in Boys Don’t Cry, again Alien Resurrection, and of course Stranger Things. May as well
Go by decade

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Fellow anons with class I see

She's ehh nice dubs tho

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Oh my god stop larping retard

When was this, when you guys were like 13? Sure buddy.

Apparently makeup makes the girl

50 for that cheap whore

I fucked Renne Witherspoon in her younger years. Honestly, she was not that experienced while horizontal.

I'm a poorfag but I'd give my entire bank account + shoebox full of cash (a grand total of 1200 bucks lol) for just a NIGHT with Sarah Michelle Gellar. Shit, a couple hours of her feet on my face would be good...I can certainly die happy with that lmao

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>Don't get me wrong, Emma Watson is certainly attractive, but the fact that she's famous doesn't add anything besides maybe bragging rights.
>Yet you plebs would pay thousands when you can pick up hotter girls for nothing. Why?
Agree, once you fuck a celeb, you realize that the only difference between you and them is publicity. There are so many more talented that did not get the right breaks to make it in the business.

>in my case
And just how likely do you imagine that might be?

>He said she flirted really hard with him, despite the fact that she knew he was married and had a kid. She gave him her call number on a piece of paper and asked for his snap id, but he shot her down.
Would not be suprised if it was a test to see if she could work with you and not worry about getting hit on. This is a common Hollywood trick. Old line, "Actors interview with the dicks tucked in. Actresses interview taking as much dick as they can."

This. Though I never had anything higher than B class.

Megan Fox .....

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I paid Anna Kendrick $5,000 to give me a blowjob back in 2007. She was a broke actress at the time and was desperate for cash. Knowing how famous she is now, I wish I'd filmed it.

OK, I fucked a celeb named Olivia Luccardi - C list at most. Let me tell you - they are just normal people. I work closely with famous people with my job, and they all fart, get zits, get bad breath after talking for a long time...etc etc.

You would be wasting your money just to have sex with someone that other people have heard of. They are completely normal humans that have professional makeup teams and lighting on them when you normally see them.

Also, Emma Watson has a rep for being a nut in bed. She fucked James Franco when she was in college and he was teaching. He tells people she was literally the most sexual person he had ever been with, and he had to change his sheets after.

So, she may be "self partnered" right now, but when she gets down to it, she's a nut in the sack.

But, so are plenty of girls who are just as attractive.

how was she at giving head?

7/10

I know Anna Kendrick. She has an insanely supportive family who would do anything for her. There is no way she was desperate enough to whore herself out when she was just starting out as an actress - particularly since she shot to fame pretty fucking quickly. Good LARP though.

$1 ur mom 30 seconds

The one celeb that got lucky totally by draw of deck is Maisie Williams. If she was not on GoT, she's be just another girl going though Secondary and Uni with signed of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Story goes she was coached on set to act and just kept the job since they did not want to replace her as she went through puberty.

She was too proud to ask her parents for money. And she still was strapped for cash even after blowing up and getting nominated for the oscars a few years later. I tried to hook up with her a few times, but nothing ever happened after the one blowjob.

No she wasn't. Lol. I know most of the teens and dum-dums on here might believe this, but I actually am friends with her and know her personal life. She has never been too proud to ask someone for help. Plus, she was dating Edgar Wright followed by her bf Ben - both of whom are super successful rich and nice guys.

I'm so sick and tired of the pathetic LARPing on here. Go make your own stories to tell on here - stop just making shit up.

hey friend of anna k...is this really her?

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Maisie is the only actress now i'd buy. She is so tiny and adorable i want to dress her up as a school girl and sodimize her as i pull on her pigtails and she crys out in cockny

"Oy gov wanna give me bum the ol in and out"

"Oh mister ithurts so good"

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The only one LARPing here is you. Proof is that her nipples are the same proportions of Jennifer Connelly's.

She’s from the wrong part of the country for cockney

I really want to be cucked by her

Is she awkward.
Did you kiss?
Why no 3rd date?

whoever isn't the larper needs to drop anna's nudes to prove they're legit

>$7000 dlls
That’s an expensive windows file

>probably
>probably
Gee wiz

Nerd humour is best humour

Sex without conquest is highly overrated. No matter how good it is, it only lasts for a few hours, and the time goes fast. One below average gf you get to fuck 3 times a week is much better than a 10/10 you get to fuck once.

I'm not the one LARPing, but I don't have any pics.

"A pence a poke my bum iz"

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If pay two-fitty

maybe you just dont wanna believe your friend would do something like that but lots of people tryin to make it in hollywood do that shit. its not like shed brag about it

>OPs mum being worth $200/hr
may as well get the full 10 minutes for your dollar user, get her to make a sandwich for the other 9 1/2 idk

I'd pay to have her piss on me

$10,000 for a night with Danny Devito

X2 and drink to

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did you not see the news? he died some time ago

Only if she calls me Malfoy, let’s my father In lords suit watch and I make her piss on a picture of Harry Potter while she hailhilters for sytheran

The other day i was at Walmart and the bag girl looked just like Maisie and in this same outfit. I always wonder how little it would take to get a dead end job girl yo dress like a max hardcore schoolgirl and let me pond herbum all week end

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You should spend some vacation time in Dubai.

I'm posting in this thread.

I was just thinking of that, even maisie was on the want list, the market got over satuturated by reality tv stars from every contry so the moved the real deals from monico to dubai. %75 chance now if a female "star" goes to dubai thats why, or if they missing for a frw days during a trip to monico or cannes

>>the bag girl looked just like Maisie

That sounds horrifically depressing.

One hundred gazillion bajillion dollars.

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Fuck that. For that money, you ciuld spend a weekend in Vegas and get a high-end escort girl.

$15,000 then

None of these bum faggots get it

What makes her so valuable?

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The red lips and the hymen.

fpbp

the stupid look on her face...

There are girls in Australia her age that make her look like an Uzbekistani schoolboy.

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her amazing acting ability

That’s a trans u fucken fool

Bullshit, nigger.

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