Florida thread, looking for 813

Florida thread, looking for 813

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myfox8.com/2018/03/21/florida-men-1-dressed-in-bull-costume-accused-of-trying-to-burn-down-house-with-ragu-sauce/
video.foxnews.com/v/4837927779001/#sp=show-clips
deseret.com/1999/7/2/19453696/s-l-rape-suspect-has-long-criminal-record
deseret.com/1993/1/26/19028789/panel-votes-to-outlaw-sex-acts-with-animals
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954 coconut creek

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Fuck your 813, post 407 and 321 and UCF girls

clearwater mom

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954 sydney

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904

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Any Cooper City 954?

407 30 m straight

brielle 954

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Bump

386 to trade

I'm looking for some seffner tits

386 here

941

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813 here

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239?

386 DeLand here

Daytona 386

Florida man thread?
Florida man thread.

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I wish I could call bullshit on this one
myfox8.com/2018/03/21/florida-men-1-dressed-in-bull-costume-accused-of-trying-to-burn-down-house-with-ragu-sauce/
seriously, wtf florida?

I never actually looked it up.

God has forsaken us.

I like to think of Floridaman as a Lovecraftian antihero in a struggle to prevent the return of the nameless gods

Howdy, neighbor.

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To her, the day when Floridaman dumped a cup full of semen on her was the most important day in her life. To Floridaman, it was Tuesday.

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NO!
don't inflict me with Coldplay lyrics
I'll do whatever you say

FLORIDA MAN HOLDS WOMAN CAPTIVE FOR YEARS WHILE FORCING HER TO PERFORM SEX ACTS ON MULTIPLE MEN, BATHE IN BLEACH—POLICE

-Newsweek

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Wtf is that facial hair?!

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closest to an actual news report on that is from a music radio station

the wrif?
dave and chuck?

Don't mess with Genghis Khan.

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Fixed that for you, liberal scumbag.

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I think you made it worse.

God has forsaken us.

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HE LITERALLY HAS NO NECK!
IT'S JUST STRAIGHT DOWN FROM HIS MOUTH!

A human should not look like this.

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another fake
what is sad is that story was so believable I expected to find a real report

Something like this probably happened somewhere in Florida though.

there is video
video.foxnews.com/v/4837927779001/#sp=show-clips

Name??

it is such a common occurrence that it isn't news worthy

Yeap!

there was a guy in Utah that broke into an aviary and fucked an endangered bird to death
deseret.com/1999/7/2/19453696/s-l-rape-suspect-has-long-criminal-record
>In 1987, he was arrested on suspicion of criminal mischief in the death of the only female breeding crane at the Tracy Aviary.

deseret.com/1993/1/26/19028789/panel-votes-to-outlaw-sex-acts-with-animals
>Pignanelli said several years ago a man broke into the Tracy Aviary and raped a large bird, killing it.

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