Let's get a secrets/confessions thread running, idiots

Let's get a secrets/confessions thread running, idiots

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I secretly want my boyfriend to absolutely beat the shit out of me during sex. Only reason he won’t is because of the repercussions from me going to work like that, and people assuming he was beating me for real lol

You sound like a really fun gf user, damn

I habitually post nudes of my ex girlfriend online.

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I occasionally larp on here and worry my f'd up larps might one day haunt me

My password to my bank account is super secret.

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Always been tempted to. What's it like? Ever get caught?

I got a big titted MILF from Oregon recognized on a state thread. Was nervous but hot.

Bro you shouldn't tell people your password like that, you could get hacked by that Sup Forums guy

My first gf was a raging cunt and a raging slut. She left me with a bunch of weird fetishes and a "sharing" fetish to boot. Can't date a girl without picturing her as a fuck doll for my friends and I.

I'm sportacus

I fantasize about raping a ex coworker

Hey I remember you I still have some pics of her I nut to

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Fucked a jar of peanut butter and came inside, and placed it back where it was. No one knew.

I ran over a crackhead in kansas city in 2004

Terry Davis ran over a CIA nigger on 9/9/1999

Not OP, but post the pics?

They havent caught that Sup Forums guy yet? He gave me my Jennifer Lawrence pics. Great guy

I'm Robbie

If shes your ex co-worker you should do it

I regularly imagine torturing or duing otherwise horrible things to people. Usually my fantasies have to be as if they are really happening, that means any consequences whether they be from a higher power or from the law are accounted for. In most cases I just make it so I'm always justified in my actions but I am running from the police. But when I am bored I will imagine that I am God and I can do anything I want to anyone I want.

I'm into ABDL. Not the shitting pants part, but more into cute stuffed animals, custom pacifiers and pretty dresses and skirts for Daddy.

Lol what?

Learn about the true Hero's out there. Terry fought the CIA and programmed his own operating system. Do you even know what a kernel is you nigger?

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Oh that terry? I thought thats what you meant. That niggas dead

Dat nigga be dead

Oh really? How often do you look at her pics? Ever post them? Which pics did you save?

You... what?

>No one knew.
What's it like having a micropenis?

I moved things around to get rid of the gaping hole

I confess that I am very high and I want to share photos of my girlfriend but I'm afraid

I have tons of her tits and a few pussy I got from kik from you I look over them pretty often and share them sometimes

Just leave the face out

Wow crazy. How do you share them? What's your favorite pic?

Do it so that i can jack off to it

I was babysitting a 14 year old paki over a weekend as his parents went away.
It started off as normal, but as we were sat on the couch he started tickling me where my top rode up. It didn't actually tickle but I pretended like it did, letting it ride up more and more.
He started to 'tickle' my boobs where my bra didn't cover them.

Long story short I ended up blowing him.

When I was a kid, an older cousin of mine and his sister "introduced" me and another female cousin of mine into "making love". We didn't really succeed, it was more some sort of dry humping. We also tried other things. It wasn't traumatizing or anything, we enjoyed all the things we did.

Do tell, user

Closet pedophile. I will take it to my grave.

Either this one

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Or this one

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My car used to fonger my mom in the back

>my friends and I
Grammar Nazi here, should be my friends and myself/me

Leave u wicrk, ill show u

I occasionally post nudes of my wife, tell myself I'll never do it again, and then get horny

I turned my ex into a cum and cock addicted whore who's only purpose in life is to be fucked like a stupid cum dumpster

What's your favorite scenario?

Well, he was basically just stroking and feeling my boobs as I wriggled about pretending that it was tickling me, I ended up just pulling my top off as it was getting in the way, this went on for like... Must have been at least 15 minutes.

Eventually I stopped wriggling and just let him stroke and grab them.

Oh fuck. When you share her, do you ever share her face?

Was it a Volvo?

I teach high school and there are definitely students I fantasize about fucking
I never would, I have ethics, but fuck me does it make for great fap fuel

Friend and I decided to cheat on our gfs. He’s more outgoing than me so he found a girl willing to do a threesome. I sucked his dick and we spitroasted the girl.

I'm currently in a long-distance relationship. I met a girl who adores me here and I keep leading her on. She has a crush on me and cuddle with each other every now and then. My girlfriend has no clue.

"Hey nigger"

Na haven’t done that yet

Hopefully just female students

I share my gf’s nudes in hopes to get rid of my kink for her being a sexual object but it hasn’t worked

Yeah sorry I thought that was a given but I forgot where I was

I "experimented" with my younger half siblings (brother and sister).
When parents found out they were pissed, but just kinda wrote it off as young kid shit, fast forward to teens, we continued to "experiment". It was really weird, and really awkward at thanksgivings. I completely regret it. Nothing like that incest porn people watch, I cant even watch incest porn without cringing. It keeps me up at night and honestly don't know how to cope with it.

No it was a saab

Yeah, I was hoping you're not homosex, if u were I'd suggest an heroing

Nobody cares about your opinoin ;)

No one cares about your opinions opinion

U need a drug habit to cope

Yet? How long ago did you get her?

This last Thursday night

Real talk, of you can keep yourself from acting on your impulses in any real way (IE child molesting), you’re a strong person and a good one. It takes bravery to admit that. I wish you the best so long as you don’t justify ruining a child’s life to fulfill your own desires in the future.

What's your Kik? Want to chat a bit?

I had a great hang out with an old friend that just got out of a long term relationship and I haven't had this much fun in years. She had a great time too. She put her head on my shoulder a few times.

We used to make out and stuff back in the day. Kept being friends. I have always had a soft spot in my heart for her but I don't want to be a rebound. I haven't had sex in ages so I did my best to be cool and not too forward. She's the one that got away, and I do want to be with her. I feel like we fit well together but I'm a piece of shit. I don't know what to do.

I want to find nudes of girls I know, especially exes and family members so I frequent websites that post stuff like that.
I want my gf to cuck me. I just can’t figure out how to talk about it or go about it.
I want to suck more dick.

I did this same thing back in college, ended up eating her out and she sucked my dick but we never fucked because I thought that would be too far over the line.

nabrah89

Yeah make this dude a filth addict so he can duck over more of his family and drain our welfare system while being a useless member of society. Great plan Newton. Kill yourself.

I'm a monster caged inside...

Sounds like a rational fear to me.

So you want to fuck children and tear their holes open?

I wouldn't do that either, her BF does sound like the smart one. Althought i have to say i think she'd baiting him just to get him in real trouble and nothing more. Typical female.

Excellent work user. Your portrayal was a valiant effort .

The fuck do you mean?

Dog go see someone and talk to someone about it before it’s too late you’re going to one day act on an impulse and ruin your life and that will just be sad. I have a massive problem with this because it’s not okay. Only you can get the help you need and just because you realize what you are inside doesn’t mean you’ve broken the law on the outside. I do have some weird fetish’s but nothing that would get me in trouble. Your “fetish” will land you in prison or worse dead.

Same I’ve heard of pain with kinky sex but physical beating too far user too far

...no

I won't live long. I'll be to distracted with what I'm doing and be done with it

I’m going to honest I have no idea what you mean care to elaborate

I had my sons circumcised because I know how much it reduces sensitivity

I found a message on my girlfriends phone from a random number, I opened it and it was a photo from a guy with a giant cock. It just said “let me know when your home alone”. I went into her messages and sure enough she had the phone number saved in a note.

Since then I’ve been making up excuses to leave the house for things that’ll take a decent minimum amount of time, like see a movie, or have beers with a friend that lives an hour away. But I drive a few streets over then walk back to my house and sit outside our bedroom window.

My aim is to wait for it to happen and then arrive just as he leaves saying I’m dying to fuck...

know from 1st hand experience or from objective research? did you do it as a positive or negative for them?

I don't plan on growing old. I want to enjoy myself with the power I could use that I've been working on. I'm a dedicated bachelor. A soloist. A spectator of life of just

not really a secret/confession but picked up a lady i met out and went back to her place to fuck her. found out she had a son the same age as me and we made eye contact as i walked up the stairs to her bedroom. managed to take some pics and vids of her too

Post, user

posting here

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I am cut, before the eldest was born I did a bit of research and between what I learnt and what I have experienced myself I am sure it does desensitized the penis, especially if it is done at birth and if it is done in a certain way. I did it mainly because I could.

no it doesn't. i had to get myself circumsized at 22 because of an infection. feels exactly the same before and after

I buy condoms for my 12yo niece

0/10

nobody falls for pol memes outside of pol

My nieces are all pretty cute, would love to fuck them, 1 in particular

I understand myself.... She's 10 now..

I want to be a cuckold, but my wife won't fuck other men. So, to get off, I post her nudes and videos on /b and Kik. She could have miles of dick, but instead, she's an exposed web slut.