World War III

Americans: If you are between 18 and 25, you will be drafted in January to fight Chinese, Turks, or Russians.

It's...happening guys. It's real. We're going to war. You're going to get what you think you wanted -- in the end, did you really want it?

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THE DEFCON SYSTEM IS TOP SECRET AND THIS TWITTER IS ROLEPLAY BULLSHIT STOP FUCKING SPAMMING THESE THREADS

FUCK YEAH WE DID

Thank God I'm not a kid anymore. Do not want to die for kikes and their banks.

Yeah its fucking nothing and we don't need 100 threads from shill sources you dumb american cunt.
Get back to sucking saudi and jew cock you goofy fat fucking nigger.

Can you be drafted if you have autism?

We're all going to de oh my god.

Why do these faggots post bs like this non stop.

they get more (You)s and replies

DEFCOM account is confirmed by Twitter Inc.

We're all going to die oh my God.

can someone explain to me why a coup in Turkey means WW3? Isn't it just something that Turkey needs to take care of on its own?
Does the rest of NATO have to intervene just because Turkey fucked up?

When you have nothing left to live for you look for something to die for. I think that's the common thought here. Are you really happy with the way things are?

Yes.

Kek confirms it.

REPORT THESE THREADS

That's why

everybody, stop getting dubs!

Not unless kek wills it

Nice. I'll be spared then.

Pack it up boys. Twitter confirmed the account was real so i guess that must mean they're dispersing top secret information to the public. How do they get away with it?!?!

Dub trains rolling, WW3 is imminent.

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I'm not going to be drafted in January.
I'm going to be at MCT in January.

If two of a kind repeating digits, all hell breaks loose

I am starting to get tired of this place. Everytime a minor thing happens you all act like autistic faggots spamming happening bullshit. This place becomes unreadable whenever something newsworthy happens. Fuck you OP kill yourself.

Don't forget North Korea.

my dubs will save us.

I just tried to tell defconwarningsystem.com that "IT'S HAPPENING" and when someone suggested to Praise KEK, as I quickly praised KEK, they banned me.

I think the real war is between Sup Forums and defconwarningsystem.com. I suggest we strike them fast and hard with military grade assault memes.

Sweet. I'm almost 28

Especially if you have autism

>they don't care if you live

Since there are millennials in the early 30s, they might up that age cap.

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The Turkish rebellion was a happening.

But yeah this is bullshit and isn't going to happen. Especially a war against Turkey.

I'm 35, gonna partake in that young pussy while all the boys are off killing gooks

We aren't going to WW3 fuck every shit head spamming this

>mfw too fat, too old, too lazy, too peaceful, and too stupid to fight

Go, Chad, fight for me.
Go, Stacy, fight for me too.

I'd love to slay me some roaches and hooks.

Russia on the other hand..

Why would Turkey attack NATO though?

>Turks
>siding with Russians and Chinks

Didn't Turkey sperg out when the Chinese government repressed the Uyghurs?

Fresh millennial man butthole, aka "man-pussy" is the new pussy. Grab yourself some skinny jeans and dark framed glasses, and put from the rough, soldier. They are soft like women and fart kale. #nohomo

Stop spamming your shitty fake news twitter you teenage faggot.

Looks like I better get a rifle and start practicing. Any rifle recommendations, Sup Forums?

>nothing to see here there is no reason to check or come here dont worry about us guys :^)

I girl I know, Carly Rice is fucking the guy in your pic,al user. She's also an actor in the lane show Neighbors that he produces. I fucked her in high school. She's from Madras Oregon. Good times were had. She was always a fan of swallowing. She didnt have the fake nasty tits at the time, either.

I wish there was a shirtless picture. I wanna see if he has cute moobs and belly.

Will I still be drafted if im hella outta shape and also in college?

Nah Imma stay home and cuddle my waifu daki.

They can't make me, they have no power over me.

War is for normies.

>Not American
>Can't be drafted


Fuck, I need to become American ASAP.

Yes the military exists to get you IN shape as well AND they will give you a free education. Basically everything you have ever protested about will be given to you. :^)

that sounds very unfortunate for her

>tfw 27

Hahaha, when this shit goes down, I hope I'm right in the age group where I'm too old to fight, but young enough to enjoy the insane amounts of young pussy. Sheeit, I'll invest in some weapon manufacturers and get rich off that shit.

If I do have to get involved with the war efforts, I have a bachelor's in Economics and Master's in Accounting. Looks like I'll be working some warehouse gig while you niggas get heemed by Jihadis.

Did he hit her?

US Militaryfags:

In a World War scenario, could I realistically join at the age of 35? 40? I'm in my late 20s but I don't want to be cucked out of landing an actual fighting position. I'll move to Canada if I get reduced to being in the rear with the gear.

pls be bait

NO THIS IS TOO SOON

dude, it's only you and one other person that is spamming pol and twitter about this nonesnse. This is a nonevent

Trying to be a Jew without Jew blood.

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I'd rather fight the country here. Not getting drafted to fight countries because they love themselves.

kys little scum

>could I realistically join at the age of 35? 40?

Yeah, you can do army up to 38 or 39, can't remember which

Welp, looks like i'm sawing my own leg off.

I had cancer no draft for me

>drafted
I will never fight for a fucking jew. Besides I'll be rich enough to avoid drafting.

Both the Chinese and Russians hate the Turks. If war did break out would just be a gang-rape of Turkey

It's right on time actually.

Liberals could definitely make officer in most branches because a lot of them already have college degrees, plus liberal arts like communications and African history degrees can prove useful in a military application. If they weren't opposed to war Liberals could go far in the US military

Yes. Operator.

Kurdistan diary lol

It is. She is the blonde with big tits that can't act for shit in that stupid show Neighbors. I think thats what it's called. I fucked her sister too. I'm pretty sure their step dad was "touchy", so it's no wonder they ended up with weird ass people. She is an outstanding fuck, though. Very willing to give head on demand. I basically dated a porn star from the time I was 16-19, off and on.

I don't know. Her sister filled me in on how he was creepy. It's been a couple years since I even thought about it or heard from her and her sister.

To your point though it looks like a contradiction: that's because the military is fucked up and needs to revamp its priorities.

Is he prone to beating women? Karly wasn't the type to put up with being beaten, but she isn't very smart, she had a benign brain tumor, which meant she always had buckets if pills to party with. She couldn't really take them, so she gave them out, although, I'm not into pills personally.

I could see her putting up with a beating though, because she was really desperate to be an "actor".

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