ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess

ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess.

>Girlfriend is a mermaid in the end.

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The Little Mermaid

>guys' son dies, he kills an army

No.

God of War?

>local faggot kicks ass in teh apocalypse

Final Fantasy VI?

man with mustache jumps over pipes

What console?

Dishonored?

Goonies II

Walls are 1 meter (3 subway sandwiches for you americans) thick

Splash

This is correct.

>"HEAVY MACHINEGUN!"

Dwarf sits on black chair in the end

close, it was actually Atelier Firis: The Alchemist and the Mysterious Journey

Gotta catch em all. All 108 of them. If you dont you can still win the war but your buddy dies.

Space Marine

>kill monsters and fuck every female character

Metal Slug

Any BioWare game

Mass Effect

Correct.

>Power up...
>Power up...
>Power up...
>RAWR!!

Dave depopulates an island with the help of a ninja named Frank

i was thinking the witcher 3 but this works too

The original cookie clicker but with fighting and other players.

Hard one: ancient Greece couple goes out on metroidvania quest to save their unborn baby

Child plays god with the remains of local spirits

Shadow Of The Colossus?

sounds like good game

nope
nope
Metal Gear 2?

Metal Gear Solid?

It really is. It's old, on a platform that wasn't popular in the US. Metroidvanias as a genre didn't exist yet. Metroid 1 was out, though. Made by a well-known developer that's still around. Kinda.

Figured I'd give some more hints.

close, but he wasn't a ninja yet
correct

Was it on the TG16?

Space bug eats walls and occasionally dodges ninja stars

a mage rebuild a staff and kicks badguy's ass

Shadow Moses

Nope

Sheeeit. 80s? 90s? Sequels?

80s. It was actually part three in a series of games. The first game was a top-down vertical shooter, the second game the metroidvania, the third one was an RPG, but it was only released in Japan.

Play as a very mad man killing lots of Demons

God of War

Lunar Star... or some shit like that?

I can't think of any semi-pop company that would make all those styles of game.

1. Reptile saves furry creatures.
2. Wolf wants them. Dog stops them.
3. Plug control into player 2 to beat boss.
4. Kill no one and remain unseen, or kill all and leave no witnesses.

Super hint for all: PS1

Nope. The company has fallen from grace in recent years. They're still around, though.

Metal Gear Solid

Are they still making games? Or just still a company? Have they released anything of notable value in the past decade? Were they well known as an RPG studio?

Nope

Yup, they're still making games. They have some crazy famous franchises. Killed their most famous one, too.

Is it Konami?

Yeah

Quit your job, devorce your wife, and go treasure hunting.

Well, shitbirds... Let me think.

Takeshi no Chōsenjō, that one's kinda famous.

Was the metroidvania style game released in US?

Correct for number 3.

Had to quickly look that up, but no. JP and EU only. It has a JP-only NES port too, apparently, but that looks a little different.

So the only game in the trilogy series released in the US was the top down shooter?

3 silent hill
4 literally any stealth game

That one was EU and JP too, according to Wikipedia.

So no games in the series were released in the US?

Apparently not. You guys missed out on a great game.

No to 3. Already answered.
I'll give you that for number 4 but how many stealth games on ps1? Honest question. I could never find a good stealth game when I was younger besides number 4.

Well I'm not going to look it up, because that's cheating. Were there any spinoffs? Or other games with the same characters that were released in US?

No, just the other two games in the series, sadly. I always wished they'd reboot it, but I guess it just isn't that well-known.

Wait! There's a fan game based on it! That started off as a free PC game, then got ported to Wii and Vita. There's a sequel too.

Well I'm never going to figure it out without looking it up. I want to play it now though. I concede.

Game: >Hooded character casts spells with music.

beach

It was Maze of Galious. It really is an amazing game. If you like playing retro games, this is one of those golden finds. Here's a link that runs it in an online MSX emulator:

jamsx.com/knightmare_2

Oh! And forgot to guess your game: Loom.

Yea.. I kind of like retro games.

Also, correct.

Game: >Grim reaper travel agent.

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>10/10 co-pilot
>Badass dog
>Savin fuckin Ewoks all over the dam place
>Collect enemy heads for upgrades

>all those ROBs
>No saturn games

cringe

Holy shit, nice collection! I'm guessing with a ton of Nintendo games, you also have a Switch? The fan game is La-Mulana. There's a collection of La-Mulana 1 and 2 coming out on Switch early next year. So you might enjoy that.

And Grim Fandango?

Super Mario

My Saturn collection needs help. I fucking want Virtua Cop CIB, that would be awesome.

Yes, Grim Fandango

Game: >Rudimentary fighting game from Square. Came with FF7 demo.

>dad is missing
>child goes to find him
>lots of magic and shit

>hockey mask guy

Splatter house

Almost wanted to say Fallout 3

Is it Ocarina of Time
I remember some squid bitch or something being awful into Link

Ya know that game with the thing and the thing and the and it moves

Tetris

Hard mode: Famous family's lawyer wants to steal the family's fortune by raiding their house with an umbrella.

=
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=
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+ more punishing and frustrating than any demon/dark souls game

DuckTales?

No. But I see where your mind was going.

ffs, should have been arrows:
arrow up = move diag. up/right
arrow right = move diag. down/right
arrow down = move diag. down/left
arrow left = move diag. up/left

sounds like the plot to the Adam's family movie

Grim Fandango

Never really watched DuckTales, so no idea if the guy was actually a lawyer or just filthy rich.

Go on...

in video game form

Haha... Are you just guessing, or did you know it's actually a game?

balloon fight

A frog perilously weaves in and out of traffic.
>pic related

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Fagger.

duke nukem

Dark Messiah?
The game that made kicking orcs off cliffs a real fun time killer..

Incorrect but a good guess

never knew it was a game, but considering most movies from the 90s to early 2000s had video games made about them, I wouldn't be surprised