Daily reminder:

Daily reminder:

When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex.
Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities .
It was over before it even began.

Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about

Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.

THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU
ITS OVER

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When I was 15, I was getting handjobs from girls in the marching band.

Weak bait

Bait written by a bitter incel. Jeez dude, other guys got laid besides jocks in high school. You just got a chip on your shoulder because you haven't gotten laid. You would know this if you weren't a complete basement dwelling sperg.

Literally only an uncle would make this post
This I missed my youth is worse than coom posting

You should really stop talking in 2nd person

Bait. I was a geeky computer nerd who fucked his girlfriend at 16, in between playing games of Civ III, sneaking away the following summer to a secluded beach to fuck in the light of the midnight sun. Anyone can get laid, you just need to start viewing people as people and not as machines you get to fuck if you could just find the sequence of buttons to push in the right order.

Alright faggot cool story. Is that Leighton gander Esch?

God I wish he'd take me for a ride on his motorcycle : (

>Hi I'm a lonely sperg and I think you all have guilt by association

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Well, I agree and now I wish I was dead. Again. Thanks for this first thing in the morning, OP. I was worried I was going to have a good day.

As one of those guys, let me serve you with a reminder. Yeah I had a lot of sex with the age of 15, but now I am a sad shell of a man. I peaked in high school, and now I literally have nothing going for me. I’m at a job that I hate, I have literally no one in my life, and I am socially awkward to an extent where people can’t even be in a room with me.

There is a syndrome to the modern man.
If he does not develop some trauma when young, he cannot be successful.

Take a look around incel.
Look at the most successful self made entrepreneurs and artists. 95% hated school, their youth and the system. But it meant they began the understanding of themselves early.
They could come to terms with suffering and their own emotions, they are familiar with failure, it doesnt phase them.
They feel like failures, like losers, like they need to have something really, really spectacular about them in order to even be considered a person.

You missed out yes.
But if you use what god gave you in exchange for missing out,
You will not miss out on the next part.

And thats the part that matters.
If you Think school girl pussy is good,
(You would only enjoy it until you come once or twice)
Try holy fulfillment.


Ikigai.

Good one

This is such a crock of shit, an unrealistic fantasy for 99.9% of the population who weren't jocks in high school. If you are not currently 15, fantasizing about 15 year old girls is pedophilia. Reported.

I lost my virginity at 15, my gf was 14. We both are now married to each other & it's over a decade later. We regret doing it so early in our lives because we were so young.

you regret getting married or having sex so young?

I actually found out recently after selling some meth to a friend of mine that three of the "cool kids" in middle school that were getting ogled by all the girls were sucking and fucking each other at camp so It's not all that bad.

>life is about being YOUNG AND COOL

I have never heard such retarded drivel in all my life. People that glorify theme absolute idiocy that was teenage years are pathetic failures

ok boomer

>When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex.
>Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities .
>It was over before it even began.
Not sure if parody bait or real. If real I hope you die soon. You can only blame yourself for not being socially active. You saw things get difficult and bailed into a fictional world. Nobody is going to take your hand and put you on top of a girl you pathetic little incel.

Imagine actually idolizing teenagers

I know a large portion of the population are unthinking barley conscience plebs but there is nothing exciting about being a fucking teenager. There is nothing about teenage jocks any self actualized man should be envious of.

What Is cool about being in high shchool? Being broke? Having no freedom? Being told what to do all day every day? Having a bed time? Having no useful skills?

What’s great about teenage pussy besides being fresh? Their drama and problems and annoying ass attitudes are unbearable. And if you are halfway successful you can fuck teenage girls for the rest of of your life, there are brand new 18 year olds every fucking day

Teenage sex isn’t awesome it’s awkward and weird. I know because I did it. Being a cool jock in high school isn’t enviable it’s childish and small minded. Lamenting about wasted youth activities is retarded given the boundless opportunities and time you have as an adult

This post actually makes me mad at how pathetic it is. It’s disgusting

ok boomer

Okay zoomer

>a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars
Or waxes silly with a charismatic nerd in front of the whole classroom. "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn." First World problems & such. Tricks & leprechauns & things.

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I played video games and I had a girlfriend and I'm not that attractive. It's about putting yourself out there and putting down your walls. Most of the incels/virgins on this site is because they put up walls and are scared to be themselves in front of girls. Girls don't care about looks if you have cock hard confidence, just man up OP and you'll get a girlfriend.

Actually I was a “popular” high school “jock” and most of the time me and my “jock” friends were bored playing video games and sneaking booze out of our parents liquor cabinets like 99% of high school students.

I never snuck out at all let alone with my “virgin girlfriend” I didn’t even have sex until I was in college and plenty of other “jocks” were the same. I did get a blow job once at a party though so that was cash

I tried all that. Played football my freshman year, had a girlfriend, hung out with all the jocks. Not my forte, for the rest of highschool I hung out with friends that actually liked me, I got a job, got drunk for the 1st time and played a bunch of videogames. I didn't get laid during that period and I have absolutely no regrets.

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This shit keeps me up at night
I work a shitty minimum wage job and all the teen qts I work with are so fucking gorgeous but I'm apparently not allowed to legally touch them
Meanwhile some fucking jock probably gets to sodomize them all
Fuck I just want one bros ;_;

goddam this is old as fuck

Amen.

What if i were all these things and still feeling empty af. Life was pointless and we all struggle until we die

is that your cat?

Nihilism is dumb you’ll grow out of it

I got my dick sucked in 7th grade

daily reminder: i played vidya in highschool, still got a gf. still took the v card. still had some jock friends. The football team was super normies with bisexual tendencies. Stay angry manlet

Ok zoomer.

Why not just fuck people your own age and try not being a pedo?

I knew it was happening. It was happening when I was 12 and a girl came back with twins. We left school at 16 and she had 4 kids.
I didn't have sex until 19 and I'm fine with that.

Because they're not as cute and won't fuck me

Bit of a late bloomer myself, typical emo Highschool kid, lots of friends all over the spectrum of jock to nerd, had sex at 16, 3 girlfriends later I'm with someone for over 4 years. Had absolutely no regrets, meh.

>tl;dr live your life how you want, it's overrated anyways lol

What makes you think those teens are going to fuck you if you haven't pulled one already lol, besides, too much drama imho, better to have someone who actually knows how to suck cock and not be a starfish in bed.

Because they actually flirt with me
The only reason I haven't pulled one is because I'm intentionally trying not to so I stay out of jail
Starfish is fine as long as she's hot

Jesus, you truly do sound like a fucking Incel. Don't worry, you'll get all the dick you could ever want in prison when Bubba finds out you're a child predator.

I mean in a literal sense, yeah I am
I just don't have an autistic woman-hating MAGA complex over it

That's some incel shit right here not sure if ur trolling, there is beauty outside having sex

Except no one is truly involuntary celibate. Everyone is voluntarily celibate, you just can't accept the fact that being a pedo is wrong. If you could actually accept women that are on the same level as you looks wise, you'd get laid pretty quickly. Elliot.

Shit like this is why actual incels sperg out at you guys
No, no I fucking can't
You don't think I try to get laid with adult women?
It's been 8 fucking years
I can't get laid to save my fucking life

Then it has to be something YOU'RE doing. Either you're a tip m'lady, fat as fuck and smell like shit or just socially autistic. Maybe try working on your self esteem, looks, weight, shower once a day at least and brush your fucking teeth. It really isn't that hard at all. Grow a pair of fucking balls and quit trying to impregnate kids and fuck people your own age. I think you're shooting WAY out of your league with women, try setting some realistic standards and you might get some pussy. Or you just have a small cock and that's the sole reason.

I'm a beta male and I love it :3

Well no shit it's something I'm doing
But the fuck if I know
I'm not some 300 pound neckbeard or anything
I'm healthy and clean
I've got no fucking idea what I'm doing wrong

Same bro, but just from the one toxic ex-gf I had

There has to be a reason and I'm leaning towards a small cock. Just go fuck a hooker if you're that concerned with sex. Or just turn into the tranny you will eventually become, just more training for prison after becoming a registered sex offender.

I don't want to fuck a hooker, that shit's gross
I want to fuck an actual normal girl like a normal human being
I want to have a normal life like everyone else

Then just go and fucking do it, it's not hard. Get out of your shell, focus on working on yourself and confidence. Try actually losing some weight, start lifting, quit staying indoors all the time and quit playing League of Faggots of WoW. Focus on dating in your own league not your percieved league. And stay away from minors, you just seem creepy asf doing that, literally everyone thinks you're a pedo for it.

You have to believe in yourself before anything. It seems you have the desire but no belief. Any confident person can sniff out someone who is lacking it. Your looks have very little to d with getting a girl, if you exude confidence you will be successful. Also some of the coolest chicks aren't that good looking but there confidence is fucking sexy. Try lowering your standards as well. Don't be afraid of the big girls.

I do believe in myself, aside from the objective fact that it's been 8 years and I have no idea what I'm doing wrong
Everyone keeps making these dumb assumptions like >lolbathe and >loldon'thavehighstandards but I'm already doing all that shit

ayy!!

This is exactly what I've been trying to drill through his fucking skull. Except all he's said is that he wants to fuck minors.

I'd ask you how interesting you are but you would naturally have a bias. If you are truly being confident only thing I can think of is you aren't that interesting. Get off the internet or spend less time on it and do shit. Have experiences and interactions with people without sex as your motive, learn about people, offer them help. Talk to people from all walks off life.

Just curious as to what age you are?

What're your hobbies, what do you do in your spare time? How old are you? What would you HONESTLY rate yourself on a 1-10 scale?

Dude marching band girls were where it was at my HS.

"Life is all about being YOUNG and cool" for a few years.

never forget though

Brother. We are going to die.

Become an Orthodox Christian.

You're probably right, but I don't really know what I'm supposed to do about that
Just be a different person? Forcing that is the opposite of having confidence in myself
I like who I am
Just nobody else does

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Again, what are your hobbies? What have you done for education? What do you do in your free time? What would you HONESTLY rate yourself on a scale from 1-10? Do you have your own place?

Imagine living in 2019 and having the same stupid, shallow outlook on life as a person who lived in 1719.

Be better.

>I like who I am
>Just nobody else does
Do you really believe in yourself? Talk like that is self doubt. It is lack of confidence. Just saying you're confident on here doesn't mean you are. You can lie here all you want but your results say otherwise. Become interesting, doesn't mean change who you are but what you are.

I believe you're dodging his questions because you truly are a sad, insecure individual who can't face the facts.

...

Didnt know this was ylyl

Ok normie.

I know this is pasta but it hurts so much every time
>40 year old male virgin

Chicks only matter from like 15 to 25. After that it’s money and possessions. Nobody gives a shit if you bang a hot chick at 28. If you have a wife and kids, 2 new cars and your house is paid off, then you draw envy. Also, you have to be self-made or society will label you a fraud and you will suffer existentially for it.

Based and redpilled

I did both. played lots of video games and slammed a lot of girls in parks, or sneaking in through their basement windows.

Now I'm in my mid 30s, I have a gf which i've been with for a couple years.

keep at it Sup Forumstard, it'll happen.

thank god that i didn't peak in high school holy shit lmao

Al Bundy?

Who is this "Al Bundy" Character? Are you talking about the Legend of Football Sal Bundry? He scored 5 touchdowns in one game back in 1969.

So you're just going to ignore and hand waive my questions or actually man up and answer them. Or this is just fucking bait

>the sequence of buttons
Seduction the QTE

This post traveled in time, and arrived 35 years later from a poor nerd from the 80's in one of the first test of internet.

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Are you me? Literally my life back in HS. people just think if you grind enough respect point with a fembot and if you put in enough coins they put out. But they get super tilted and blame all women when they get rejected over and over lol

>Actually I was a “popular” high school “jock”
>I didn’t even have sex until I was in college

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Why are you so obsessed with 15 year olds having sex? Fucking pedophile

>be 12
>play with friends each recess
>grab huge sticks and beat each other in small wars almost until bones broke
>were too retarded to give a fuck
> I was a naturally huge child
>if I was as huge compared to normal people today id be like 210cm
>was a pro swimmer and won a lot of medals, so was strong and tall af
>dominating the other kids
>kids would fight over having me, the gentle giant on their side both in the wars and in the gym
>if I decided to, everyone would fight for me and betray their "king" for the larger new king

>same girl continued to always wanna be the princess or more specifically, my queen
>get herself captured all the time
>her plan was so I'd come and rescue her
>when I heard they took my pretend queen I would go full white knight
>grab a huge ass stick and slap down everyone in my way
>other kids saw me fighting by my self and rushed in to help, even if it was clear I didn't need it
>pick queen up and lift her back to our base
>one day she confessed her love for me
> I had never felt love before yet, so I just said yes to being her boyfriend
>fucked her and experimented sexually with her the entire summer to middle school
this was the second time I've had sex in my life. first was in second grade with more or less the same story but younger

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Second grade? no.

things that never happened

Imagine Larping this hard

Jokes on you, I was the jock

relive that here
gg/4TWdxW5

Craig Ferguson pulls 20 yo's to this day.

They where also sexually lobotomized at birth.

this used to be a weekly thread, now it's monthly!

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This is retarded. I was the furthest thing from a jock and started fucking girls when I was 13. I also played (and still play) video games all the time and watched (and still watch) porn all the time. And I'm married now, btw.

There are no "rules" to this shit.

Honestly it's often more about where you grew up and who you hung out with than who you were as an individual. I know I was luckier than many other guys, but you still definitely don't need to be a fucking football player to get some pussy or just have a good time.

I lost my virginity at 15. I had a lot of friends, and more importantly, when I was 17 I took my girlfriend's virginity under the stars in the bed of my pickup truck shortly before she was made prom queen.
I'm not a good representation of the high school experience on this board but still, I did everything your stupid post says life is all about. Except i wasn't on the handegg team

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nice job instigating and promoting radical incel beliefs OP. there are lots of attractive guys not on the football team. there are tons of attractive guys who are virgins. there are girls who are alone. there are girls that will love you if you show them love and respect. it's not too late to be a normal person. it's not too late to be happy. you just have to try

This is a little bit rainbows and sunshine but, essentially true

OP, the "chad" in the picture isnt even an attractive specimen. it's not just about looks. maybe it's the nihilistic beliefs and superiority complexes incels have that turn women off. incels weren't born genetically predisposed to be revolting. you made yourself a person women dont wanna be around

I don't play games. I grab women by the pussy and stomp the dogs at night